Burying the Ex Page #3

No.

- Yes it is.

He was even a member of the Christian rock group.

Do you know their names? The Christian Slater.

That's so funny.

How did jig it out with your ex?

Kl...

kl threw her as & apos; a little under a bus.

Kl still feel bad about it.

Now, if it may be a consolation...

She was rather touchy.

We were very different.

She would not even know the fraction

things we talked about tonight..

Apparently it was not destined to last.

Kl guess we better not talk about our exes.

It's bad luck or something.

Actually it helps a little.

Then I'm happy to help.

At other places.

At other places.

Pxuusk

- Prom

You wanna do something fun?

Absomuk

- Goad dam

But promise you will not call me crazy

. Promise?

Kl promise.

- Okay.

Kl bowl haircut like. It's so peaceful and quiet.

You're crazy.

Come on, this is not just a cemetery.

This is the eternal Hollywood cemetery!

Do you know who is buried there hair?

Yes, at least one person.

Peter Lorre, John Huston...

Johnny Ramone!

How cool is not? Johnny Ramone.

That's pretty cool.

- Yep.

Hey, Max.

- At?

They're going to come up to Max.

Stop.

They're going to come get it!

- Stop. Stop.

You know I ran the course in school?

- They're coming for you!

Kl komje get!

- That will do.

Kl get gaje.

Sorry. kl are you devour.

- No no.

Go Here you go by.

- Okay.

It's just that it's so long ago.

Yexl qmqm

But we'd better stop.

Really? We are both mature, right?

Right. Yes.

- Right.

But we would stop really better.

Exam Neejaje him...

- 3a

Better that we stop. kl must

morning open the shop and stuff.

Where do you work

- Bloody Mary & apos; s.

Come along. kl will give you a discount on

fake blood globules.

Okay. kl will remember.

Kl've had a very nice evening, Max.

Kl too.

You soon?

- Sure.

Okay.

Okay. Bye.

- Challenge.

Thank you.

Oh. Thank you.

Kl knew you... oh damn!

That's not really a warm welcome, Max.

Kl'm just surprised some.

Give me a second.

This is just one of ashback

when you were lugs that paddds?.

It's cold hair. That is still my death.

Kl'm coming!

You go out that door open

and none shall stand.

Hey, Max! kl'm back.

F***!

- Just what I thought!

Wachywadkpeiach "

Stop Here you go! Stop, stop, stop.

- At matter, dear? Take me. At wrong?

At wrong? You died! kl saw you die!

I know! Really weird, huh?

- But how?

True love overvlint everything.

That makes no sense.

- Yes it is!

Do not you understand? Our love was given a second chance...

And we have to seize that opportunity.

Oh, no, that's really not necessary, Ev.

Oh my God.

- At?

You kept the carpet!

Well, yes. Why not?

You know what men are like.

Always exchange all for a newer model.

I would never do.

Good. Otherwise you would now be dead as a doornail!

Oh baby, I teasing you!

Kl'm so horny.

Let's play, baby.

Would not you take a shower first?

Kl mean, you've been dead for a while.

Only if you come.

You know I hate to go to bed with wet hair

At a sissy.

Kl will be fast.

- Neemje time.

Sh*t!

Who's there?

- Olivia.

Oh, damn it!

Hold on. Hold on.

Here I am again.

- Hey, what a surprise.

Listen. kl thought about what you said.

At did I say? kl have a lot said.

About that we are both mature and stuff.

Right. That.

And I think... if I hetwil and alsjij hetwil...

Then I think... we should just go

there for, right?

Kl mean, eventually do go

it come from, right?

Not?

Well, what that betre?

I was perhaps a bit premature.

Amazing. Uh, sorry.

At?

Kl just think... kl think we both...

more would enjoy

as what we expect.

Right. Okay.

You're probably thinking that I'm a slut ongeloo ijke?.

No, I really do not think you're a

ongeloo ijke slut?.

A little bit maybe.

- Not even a little.

Okay. Well, I...

Kl go just now.

- Yes.

We have no more shampoo, honey.

Who was that?

- Did you hear that?

The walls are thin over here.

Right. kl hate that.

- Kl thought them...

That's another reason why I think we should wait

what.

Because you do not want the neighbors to hear us

butt filling...

as a bunch of horny hyena & apos; s

giving the night of cotton, you know?

Yes. No, I do not think that would be...

la.

- Okay

Okay then.. I do you not see we

... Bye.

la. Bye.

- La 'dae "...

Wm was 6 and 0

Fedex?.

So late?

Well, yes, if it absolutely must be

overnight.

Well, I have a special delivery voorjou.

Are you sure you do not want to dry first?

No, the wetter the better, baby.

Oh, darn.

Man, that hurt, say.

Well, I never said I was gracefully.

May 3rd Mon smwen

Well, we said we would always be together for

That night in the shop.

Forever and ever.

Satanic Spirit.

That was ultimately no nonsense.

Kl was very wrong.

Ukwmd euk

Now, where we left off?

Balsemvioeistof. Disgusting.

Worst nightmare ever.

Hi!

Come on. Min morning face is not so bad.

Sorry. kl'm just a nightmare.

Kl mean, I had a nightmare.

Did you sleep well?

- No second.

Kl bursting with energy, as if I

100 Red Bulls have been drinking.

And I made clean in an instant

. Lightning Fast.

Have we?

had Saks?

- 3a

No.. You fell? Ouch.

Your penis shriveled to a tiny, wrinkled sausage.

But now you're awake. Time to get up.

Evelyn, we'd better not eat breakfast first?

May strike some carbohydrates, some energy?

No, that's the craziest, even I'm not hungry.

Kl going to lose weight like crazy.

Dead is the best diet ever.

Hola, look how late it is.

Kl gate late at work.

No, no, no. Come first viuggertje.

Please, Evelyn. You just came back from the dead

. You deserve more than a viuggertje.

Okay, when did you get back?

I do not know, Halloween is coming.

It is very busy, so do not mind me.

Come on, Travis. Record.

We have T-shirts, suits, ties, belts.

Hey, baby, all of buttock went with a Viking?

Once a Norseman, always a Norseman.

Sh*t.

Kl had told you not to call me

office.

Travis, whatever you do, do not come back to my

at?.

Negative. kl blistering

have a hot date tonight with the centerfold...

of FHM this month

and she still lives with her parents.

It's Evelyn. She's back and she now sits in my? At.

Max, now do not say you've taken that trip

I left behind in the refrigerator.

Travis, I mean it!

She's back from the dead and they

thinks we are still together!

Okay, calm down. Within 10 to 12 hours it is worked out.

Do not operate heavy machinery...

Look, I gotta go, okay?

Kl have to go back to work.

Sit in a corner.

Listen to some music. I do not know.

Come on. You brought me into

the problems, you need me...

Oh, sh*t.

Rec "naax Hades.

The Touch "Nan Onwekmne Undead N...

by the Third Doctor Baron Romanoff.

Salt, flour, celery.

At? Parsley? Really? You're kidding.

Aconitum Lycotonum?

As if I have hair down.

& Apos; Law blow in the face & apos;. Okay.

You're going to die.

- Excuse me?

ON the day you die...

And then I stay all alone.

Kl there will still be spiritually or so.

You know I can not go on without you.

But if I change the way I...

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