Bushwhacked

(music starts) " Bee Gees

- Staying Alive "

What can I get you, bro?

Two packs of Marlboros, some

Sno Balls and a jumbo coke.

- Oh, thank you!

- You look Lovely today.

Hey Johnny, how are you?

- Hey Grabelski! The

boss is looking for you.

Aw, don't worry about him.

Grabelski!

- I'm going to! If I could just,

I'm going to... - What's up boss?

Hello, Heather!

All right, Grabelski,

what's going on here?

What?

You got another priority package for Timberline Inc.

And once again, there is a special request for you!

You know, you've been going over there alot lately,

you got a little something going on over there?

Uh, maybe...

- Grabelski, you're living in a dream world!

- So?

So! Dream on your own time "10AM

guaranteed" means 10AM, guaranteed!

I'll get to you after work.

This place gives me the "willy's"...

Let's make this fast. Give them

the package and get the " tip. "

Hello...

Anybody home?

Hey, Mr. Bragdon?

It's me, Max.

And it's 10 o'clock

sharp. Just like you said

Just give me that 50 dollar tip...

...and I'll be on my way!

Sir...?

Hey boss...

...where are you?

Hey...

...you in here?

Mmm! Boy, something smells good.

Hello...

Hey Mr. B...

What's cooking? Ha! ha

Oh God! Fire!

Mr. Bragdon!

Are you in there?

Are you in there?

- FBI, you're under arrest!

- There's a fire in there!

Put your hands up, Grabelski!

But, there's a fire in there!

FBI, you are under arrest!

You idiot!

Hey, I'm telling you,

there is a fire in there!

- Yea... and you started it!

- I did not!

Alright, don't, don't,

don't do anything stupid.

Try and stop me!

Hey! We're going to get you! Your mine!

The FBI is going to get you, boy!

Freedom Express!

- Marty, it's me, Max.

- Grabelski, what the hell is going on with you? There's a guy on TV says you killed somebody!

I know, but it's not true!

I didn't do it! I was set up!

A set-up? What are you talking about?

I got to know, if there is another package

for Timberline Inc! For Reinhardt Bragdon!

What the hell does Reinhardt

Bragdon got to do with anything?

Because, that's the guy I killed!

Oh, so you did kill somebody!

No! I told you, I was framed!

- Marty, the package!

All right, all right.

We believe the murderer is

a man, named Max Grabelski.

The motive is robbery. A million dollars of old money, which

was scheduled to be taken out of circulation has been recovered.

Mr. Bragdon, who's job it was to destroy this old

currency, uncovered the crime and he was murdered for it.

Marty! Marty!

His body was burned beyond recognition and

we had to identify him using only his teeth.

- It was gross, I'm telling

you. It was really, really gross!

Marty!

Marty!

Your in luck. I found it.

It says, it is supposed

to be delivered on Monday.

That's three days. Same address?

No, it says this package is going

to some place called... Devil's Peak?

That's up in the mountains.

Mountains?

Who the hell goes to the mountains?

Come on guys! Keep

climbing. We're almost there!

I'm slipping, Gordy! I'm scared!

Don't worry, Fishman. I got you.

This reminds me of the

time I scaled Kilimanjaro!

We're going to make it!

We're going to make it!

Hey, can I play, too?

Kid, go home!

We're not playing, we're practicing.

You guys are silly.

Hey, Troop 12, your scout leader's here!

Hi mom...

Hi guys...

Hey, go on inside. We have a new project.

We're going to get our cooking badges.

Pudding!

Gordy, you're suppose to get your cooking badge,

by roasting a porcupine with a magnifying glass!

This is Home Ec!

Hey, check it out! Lynn

Straders in her underwear!

Let me see!

Oh, sorry! She just ducked

behind the Kligman's house

Barnhill, you're such a liar!

You're such a shrimp!

Take that back!

Make me shrimp!

- Liar!

Oh, that hurt alot!

It says here that mini-marshmallows in

chocolate pudding, creates a visual feast.

Aah! He's crazy!

For our fire badge, we had a

weenie roast in your backyard!

Give her a break, Ralph, ok?

We've been giving her

a break for six months!

Hey, hey. What's going on in here?

Come on. Settle down guys.

I have a surprise for you.

- Another surprise!

- Don't worry. It'll get better.

It can't get worse.

Guys...

I'd like you to meet Kelsey Jordan.

She's the newest member of the troop.

What troop?

Our troop, dear.

Ranger Scouts are for guys.

Yeah. Guys in aprons!

- Ranger Scouts. Yes. Um..

can I rent a Scout Leader?

Step away from the vehicle! You

are too close to the vehicle!

Got your keys?

Yes.

Good!

I hate to do this, but...

Hey, mister!

I got to make a dookie.

I got to make a dookie!

My mom says that the guy who is taking

us, has hiked all over the world!

He won't be half as good as the guide

me and my dad had in the Serengeti.

Barnhill, if your dad is so freakin

cool, then why isn't he our scout leader?

Oh Yeah! Spies have a

lot of time for scouts

Pills, pills! Stay in the front seat.

Air bag, son. Air bag.

Hey, where's Dana?

His dad wouldn't sign his permission

slip, says he isn't big enough to go.

Parents!

- Nice dolls!

- Did you bring a pretty pink

umbrella in case it starts to rain?

No, I figured we could all just crouch under

a pair of your underwear and wait it out!

- Oh rejected! Ha! ha!

Ok. Everybody buckle up!

Bye!...

Wait!

Please wait!

Dana, what are you doing here, honey? I

thought your dad said you couldn't come.

He changed his mind.

Here, my permission slip.

Well, good for you.

Good job, Dana! We're going

on a real overnight now!

This guy, Patterson? Did he

really kill a mountain lion?

That's what they said...

He climbed K2 with a broken ankle?...

Yep, he saved ten

people from an avalanche.

I can't wait to meet this guy!

Where the heck am I?

Handi-capped... huh?

Hey there...

Need a little information.

They're talking about the

guy who killed that banker.

Police have released photos...

Excuse me!

I'm looking for a place

called Devils Peak.

Devils Peak?

Mmm... the turn-off is

a couple miles north.

But, that's a tough climb.

What kind of a car you driving?

The one parked in

the handi-capped zone!

"I am an inconsiderate person"

Hey, Sergeant Doofus, did you

paste that note to my window?

That's right, cupcake! A

little lesson in common decency.

What?

Sure, it'll be a little trouble getting it off, just like the trouble you would have

caused some handi-capped person had they needed to pull in here and relieve themselves!

Hey, hey! I just heard on the TV,

that Mad Max is heading this way.

He's driving a stolen Volvo.

A blue Volvo station... wagon.

coming this...

All right! Freeze!

Take it easy!

Now, you are going to pretend to me.

Give yourself up, boy?

Give me that glue!

You still got a chance

to be a fine young scout!

Where is that glue!?

Top pocket!

Put your palms up!

- OK. Grab a hold of the wheel!

- Are you nuts?

I said, grab the wheel!

Come on! I have a gun for chrissakes!

You're going to pay for this, mister.

Now, put your chin there.

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