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- You do know this stuff is permanent!

- Do it!

Hey, I can't drive like this!

Just keep driving south. Don't stop

driving until you get to Mxico!

I'll be right behind you the whole time!

Don't try any funny stuff or

I'll blow your butt off. Got it?

Got it:
Keep driving, no

funny stuff, blow butt off.

Right.

Looks like this guy is a no-show...

Maybe he's picking up some

special gear or something.

Get out of the way!

What is this a parade?

Would you move your wrinkled

asses? I'm in a hurry here!

Yea, I am going to run you over...

Gotcha!

I swear to God, I don't know how

it happened! It's all a big mistake!

You got to believe me! I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Don't be so hard on your self?

So you're a little late...

I'm sure the kids are

still raring to go.

Wait a minute. Here we go, guys!

I found him!

You guys, we're going on an overnight!

Yeah!

They're all yours.

Mine?

One at a time, please. One at a time.

Whoa, check out the hiking

shoes! What kind are those?

They're, uh... Italian!

Must be those new hydro

moons I've heard about.

Ok, settle down guys. I'm sure that Scout Leader Erickson will

answer the rest of your questions right around the campfire.

Scout Leader?

Can you tell us about the

time you soloed the big E!

Yeah, tell us!

The time I what?

- Climbed Mount Everest.

- Tell us. Please...

Everest? Uh...

Well...

It was a b*tch!

Oh, let me tell you. Them

Alps... they can get pretty..

...steep!

I would imagine they could.

I thought Mount Everest

was in the Himalayas.

- Huh?

- Yea, she's right!

Yeah. Oh, yeah! Yes... But uh...

I had to cross the Alps to get there.

The man's a God.

Wow. That's quite a hike!

Oh ho! ha! ha!

Let's get our stuff together.

It's time for our

sleepover in the woods.

Sleepover in the woods?

I'm Aggie Patterson. Hi.

I just wanted to say, that I think it's wonderful thing, that a

man of your achievement has taken the time for the youth of America.

Wh... ha... whew?

(exhales!)

Oh. And Mr. Erickson. I like

to keep the kids... gum free.

Thank you.

Well, sir. Off you go!

Hey, sir? Can we make smores?

- Cause I brought graham crackers...

- What the hell am I doing here?

- Can you teach me how to whittle?

Bye...

Hey...

How come you didn't bring a pack, sir?

What do you mean...

In fact. I brought two.

Who's got a light?

I do.

You're not going to leave

that on the floor, are you?

Your right.

Got to cover my tracks!

What's he doing?

Alright, bunk 12...

I want you to walk.

I want you to walk away from here and

walk to where ever it was you were going.

And I will disappear. Into the jungle. And from a

safe distance, I will evaluate your walking skills

- Oh?

- Alright.

Alright, walk. Walk away.

Bye, bye!

Looking good!

Ok. I'm out of here.

Guys, stand up straight.

Remember, he's watching.

Help! Help me!

Help! Help!

- Mr. Erickson!

Would it be all right,

if we called you "Spider"?

Why the hell would you

want to call me that?

Because, it's your nickname?

Well fine then. Call me "Spider. "

Spider. Spider... Spider!

WHAT!

How come your nickname is Spider?

Because, I once killed a kid, who

called me Spider one time too many!

How could they call you Spider one time too

many, if your nickname wasn't already Spider?

Spider! Spider! Spider!

Grabelski, put your hands up

and step out of the vehicle!

I can't!

I repeat:
Put your hands up

and step out of the vehicle!

And I repeat:
I can't!

You've got the wrong guy!

You don't come out, peacefully, we

are going to take you out by force!

No, no! Wait! Wait!

I'm glued..!

AHH!

This is it? We finally go on an overnight

and we end up at Gran Central Station?

It's better then my back yard.

Not by much.

Let's show Spider, we

know what we are doing.

Where is Spider, anyway?

Ahh! Help me!

They're eating me alive!

Here. Try my bug repellent.

Oh, Good!

Thank you. That's good.

That's a little Tangy. [Throwing up... ]

The manual says, "Always find level

ground to pitch your tent on. "

Let's do that.

Too bad we can't go to Coyote

Flats. That's only two miles.

And Red Rock Bluff is only 4 miles, but I guess

that's kind of far for a little Miss Ranger Scout.

Oh yea, I could get all the way to Devils Peak

and back before you could get your compass out!

Oh right, seriously.

Devils Peak?

How do you know about Devils Peak?

Um... its there..

right behind your head.

"Devils Peak"

I don't know, sir. Looks

like a pretty tough climb.

It says class six. That means

only the most experienced climbers

How tough could it be? It's this far!

What are you guys? A

bunch of Tenderfoots?

Not yet,sir. We need six more badges.

Badges?

Well let me tell you how you

are going to get those badges!

By matching your wits

against that mountain!

By taking everything that bad boy has to offer

and getting good old Max to where he needs to go.

Who's Max?

Max?

Who's Max?

Max... is all of us! Because we are

going to push ourselves to the max!

YEA!

- Are you with me?

- YEA!

To Devils Peak?

- To Devils Peak!

- All right! Let's go!

Officer, Officer...

What's happening with the children?

Ma'am, I don't know. You just

have to wait for the Feds.

What Feds? What's going on?

- I don't know.

- Somebody must know?

What the hell gave you the right

to take away my little Dana?

Mr. Jareki, he had a permission

slip, like everybody else!

Come on lady, you can't tell the difference

between my signature and a little ten year old's?

Dana!

Dana!

Who's Agatha Patterson?

I am.

Excuse me sweetheart, is this

the man you think took the kids?

Yes, it is.

We've got a fugitive on

the loose here, people.

He is armed, he is dangerous. And

he's got himself some hostages.

What are you talking about!

Help Aggie! Aggie? Help!

- What are you doing!

- Oh Dear me! Somebody get her some water!

This Scout is ready.

Now let's get going?

Ready for what? We're

going after this guy alone.

Trust me G-man. You don't take me, you won't

get within 2000 vertical feet of this guy

Listen pal, I know this Grabelski. And I'm just as good in the

woods as he is. And I don't have six little hostages slowing me down.

Without me... you got no chance.

Ok. You come along.

Just remember one thing:

I call the shots. You..

just do the tracking.

Are we there yet?

Spider, are you alright?

Fishman, give me a match.

One second. I'm working

on my bird-watching badge.

I see a scrub jay and a

nuthatch and a SWAT team!

What?

Police... lots of them!

- Oh boy! Oh boy!

I've got to hide!

We have got to hide!

You mean wilderness survival?

Right!

Come on! Come on! We've got to make

up ground while we still got the light.

- See anything?

- Not yet, sir.

Spider, shouldn't we

be on a regular trail?

Kid,... questions like

that could get us killed.

- A little cooler than my mom, huh?

- Oh, yeah!

What?

What?

What? What? What? What?

Spider, look!

That's the big deal?

It's Winnie the Pooh!

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