Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins Page #3

You can fix him, right?

- Can we?

- I don't know.

- We are not one.

- But we shall try.

Buzz Lightyear personal log.

My brave little robotic partner had been

blasted into a pile of trillium carbonic scrap.

And yet, the L.G.M.s

were rebuilding him.

Even without the Unimind, those little

green guys had the right stuff.

Then came the wrong stuff.

Their selection of auxiliary gear

was obviously nonregulation.

But perhaps there was

a method to their madness.

Maybe,just maybe.

No. They had lost it.

Wow. They really need

that uni-ma-call-it.

I don't think they have any idea

what they're doing anymore, Commander.

What is, uh, this thing?

- Uh, an arm?

- Told ya.

Blast! Zurg knows the little

green guys keep Star Command runnin'!

That stinkin'bucket head.

He did this to cripple our operation.

No, Commander.

If that's all Zurg wanted,

he could have destroyed the Unimind.

Instead, he had his new lackey,

Agent Z, steal it.

But why?

What's he gonna do with it?

I don't know exactly, but I believe

that even now Zurg is hatching...

his most diabolical

scheme yet.

This is

my most diabolical scheme yet.

Assuming that the freak show,

known as my staff...

can do one thing right!

Of course, my evil Emperor, and, uh, uh, who

better to give you the good news than, uh-

Brain Pod Percy!

Okay, hi, uh,

Mr. Evil Emperor. How are you?

You look terrif- very sinister today.

We believe that just as the Unimind

connected all the L.G.M.s...

it could hopefully

allow you to reach out...

and ensnare every innocent mind

in the Galactic Alliance.

You know, a mind slave, evil puppet

kind of scenario.

You're telling me my plan.

I already know my plan.

I made up the plan.

It's my plan.

What I don't know is how close you are

to accomplishing my plan!

Yeah, kind of

an outdoor voice there.

Okay, naturally, the first step is

to turn the Unimind from good to evil.

But, um, we don't

have any idea how-

Lamebrain!

If you want something

turned evil...

turn it evil yourself.

That's what Nana Zurg

always used to say to me...

and she was plenty evil.

Evil overload!

Nana Zurg would be so proud.

All rangers to mission briefing room.

- All rangers to mission briefing room.

- Something big going on?

- Sorry. Can't talk.

- Top secret.

Oh, so, um, you guys need me to empty

the wastebaskets or something?

Sorry, Booster.

This is Space Ranger business.

Yeah, Space Ranger business.

I don't know what Zurg's plannin'

on doin' with the Unimind...

but I plan on beatin' him

to the punch.

We're launching

a full-scale assault on Planet Z.

Whoa! Full-scale?

Buzz, listen to your trusty partner

when I say...

maybe we've overlooked a little thing

I like to call negotiation.

- X.R.?

- Follow me on this, Buzz. Two words.

Time-share. How many

of you love it? All right.

Monday through Wednesday, admittedly,

the galaxy belongs to Zurg.

But Thursday through Saturday,

it's ours.

We alternate Sundays.

What do you think?

Sweet mother of Venus.

What did you do to him?

- We, uh, fixed him.

- We, uh, think.

Get that thing out of here!

- What did I say? Come on.

You know the time-share idea

is solid, and you're jealous.

Where are you guys

goin' with the robot?

Please. Experimental ranger.

- We were looking for you, Booster.

- Yeah.

We thought you could

use some help.

Here. You'll love him.

I am lovable.

Delta Squadron

will occupy Zurg's fleet...

while Gamma Squadron

attacks Planet Z itself.

This is no cakewalk.

It's a high-risk operation.

Excuse me, Commander.

Sorry to interrupt...

but I've been studying

Zurg's planetary defense matrix.

I think a small, one-man ship-

Could slip past

the defenses unnoticed.

Exactly. A single ranger could undermine

Zurg's evil operation from within.

And with the new Alpha One prototype,

I could slip right-

Wait a minute. It was my idea.

I should go.

Sorry, but you don't have the field experience

to take on such a dicey assignment, Princess.

Princess?

I am a Space Ranger.

You know what? You two

really should be partners.

'Cause you're both

pigheaded show-offs!

- But, Commander- - Zip it. The Alpha

One is still an experimental spacecraft.

Nobody's taking it!

We're doing this my way.

Star Command will launch a full assault

on Planet Z at 0800 hours.

How long do we

have to do this?

The cafeteria's a high traffic area.

This could take a while.

Hey, here's an idea.

We ditch work and do something fun.

No way!

I would never shirk my duty.

Hmph. Buzz would be

very disappointed.

Buzz? As in Lightyear?

As if there's

any other Buzz.

- You know, I used to be Buzz Lightyear's partner.

- Get out!

That's exactly what

Command Nebula said. Now look at me.

Hey, Booster.

How would you like a V.I.P. tour

of Buzz Lightyear's star cruiser?

- That would be the coolest thing ever!

- Whoa, slim! Whoa!

I don't know about that,

but it beats working. Follow me!

Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear

to Mission Control.

Ready to launch

to infinity... and-

Oh, come on, X.R.

Say it with me.

What? Oh, yeah.

- To infinity...

- To infinity and... whatever.

- and beyond!

- Beyond, yeah, right.

Soon my Zurgatronic megaray

will be fully operational!

Install the evil Unimind!

Now, load

the crystallic fusion cell.

The Zurgatronic megaray

will use the Unimind...

to spread my evil...

across the universe!

- Oh, yeah!

- You haven't won until Lightyear is out of the picture.

- Fusion cell loaded!

- Fire Zurgatronic megaray!

- Firing Zurgerrific ray.

- Zurgatronic, ya lack-wit!

Hee, hee. Sorry.

Zurgerrific is not bad, though.

Let's file it for future use.

Did you make sure that the plus end

went to the plus part...

and the minus end

went to the minus part?

Oh!

Oh! That would do it, huh?

Oh!

All L.G.M. maintenance checks...

have been canceled

until further notice.

Rocket Crockett

to mission ops immediately.

- Going somewhere, Princess?

- Buzz!

Well, hi. How are ya? I was, uh, you know,just

taking a little stroll, and I thought-

Ranger Mira Nova, you were about

to hijack the Alpha One, weren't you?

Why, I- Yes, sir.

Princess, report yourself

to Commander Nebula at once.

I'm sorry.

I just wanted to help, you know?

And I thought this would be

the best way-

Hey, wait a minute.

What are you doing down here?

Well, I-I am on a routine inspection

of the canooter valves.

And, uh, yep, yep,

everything looks good up here.

You were about to hijack

the Alpha One. Oh, of all the nerve!

Report yourself

to Commander Nebula.

Mira, now is neither

the time nor the place.

Buzz, I just have

one thing to say to you.

- And what might that be?

- Good night.

Tangean brain squeeze. Oh!

Uh-oh.

Who authorized that launch?

That wasn't us, was it?

I know who.

It's the princess, Commander.

She stole the Alpha One

to take on Zurg by herself.

She beat ya to it, huh?

Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

Well, Ranger Nova is your partner.

Better go get her, son.

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