Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins Page #4

Yes, sir.

For the record,

she is not my partner, sir.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Look out

for the asteroids, X.R.

Yeah, whoosh, zoom.

Whatever, Booster.

Sorry. Ranger Lightyear.

Buzz Lightyear

to the rescue!

Shh. Listen.

Somebody's coming.

Oh, no! We shouldn't be here.

I'm gonna get fired...

prosecuted, convicted!

Ya gotta hide me!

Hmm. Odd.

Okay, husky Bob, let's go.

- You are clear for emergency liftoff.

- Roger that.

Oh, come on!

He didn't see us.

See? Just stick with X.R.

and everything is A-OK.

Wait a minute.

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

Zurgatronic megaray on-line,

evil Emperor Zurg.

You're sure

this time, yes?

Reasonably.

Let's test it on something

before we hit Star Command.

We need a target

that won't, um, shoot back.

May I suggest Rizone, my evil Emperor?

The Planet

of the Vegetarians, yes!

Delicious suggestion,

uh, number, um, 29.

How long have you been

with my evil organization?

Ooh, let's see, uh, in total or just

since I've been a brain in a jar?

- Brain in a jar.

- Four years next week.

Fascinating. Ha, ha.

Okay, then-

Now that you mention it. I am overdue

for a cost-of-living raise.

You know, when I gave up my body,

certain promises were made.

- I was being polite! I don't really care, all right?

- All right.

Unless anyone else wants to tell me

his or her life story...

can we shoot the big gun?

Target acquired:
Rizone.

- Um, more salad?

- Oh, I couldn't.

Well, I'm off to meditate

for galactic peace.

Oh, isn't that lovely?

I can feel it!

I control every mind on the planet!

It worked!

Evil rules!

Oh, this is fun!

Let's hit something else.

- Batheous?

- The fish faces?

- Test underwater effectiveness.

- Good point.

Target:
Batheous.

Another planet and it's mine!

I'm not the man who knows the man!

I am the man!

About that raise, sir?

Please! Once I enslave the universe,

I won't need the likes of you.

It'll be all Zurg all the time!

24-7! Zurgie heaven!

Alpha One,

power down your engines.

Buzz, you know my plan can work.

I can get past Zurg's defenses.

Unfortunately, Mira,

the commander doesn't agree with us.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Huh?

Find anything?

Bingo. Spare space suits.

Slap one on ya,jet back to

Star Command and no one's the wiser.

Uh, X.R.? Slight problem.

Oh, come on!

End of the line, Princess.

Ease off those thrusters, Mira.

You'll just burn 'em out.

Oh, craters!

Ranger Nova, that was the most outrageous

showboating stunt I've ever seen.

Kind of reminds ya

of yourself, huh?

Yeah, kinda.

This isn't going to work.

Sure it will. Come on. Just

suck it in. You can do it, big fella.

Think thin.

That's the key.

Uh, hello?

All is ready,

my evil Emperor.

Target Star Command and fire!

And so ends Star Command.

Ooh, I'm so evil!

I just gave myself chills!

Even my goose bumps

have goose bumps!

I'm a bad boy!

Simple question:

What are you doing here?

Yeah, buddy.

What are you doing here?

We want answers,

and we want them now.

- I meant both of you.

- How's that?

It's a complicated explanation, Buzz.

I think it's best we just sweep

the whole incident under the rug.

Since we're

a couple of janitors...

I can promise you that's

no problem.

I'm sorry, Buzz.

Red alert!

Hey, guys, wait up!

- What was that?

- It's headed toward Star Command.

Well, the station looks okay.

Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.

Come in, Star Command.

I don't like this.

X.R., report.

Sensors indicate "spooky. "

In fact, I'm going to have

to go with "very spooky. "

Where is everyone?

What happened? I mean,

there's no sign of a struggle.

Mmm. My scanner

is picking up some-

Lightyear!

How good of you to join us.

- Zurg?

- In a manner of speaking.

- Aaah!

- Ohh, that's spooky.

You see, I used the Unimind

to link your fellow rangers...

to my evil!

And that's just

the beginning.

Soon, the entire

Galactic Alliance...

will be under my control.

As a robot, I'm not susceptible to mind

control, so this really isn't an issue for me.

It'll be your issue when they

rip you apart and sell you for scrap.

Good point.

Anybody got a plan?

Here's one.

- Back to the ship, people!

- " People"?

That does include me, right?

- Aaah!

- Uh-oh!

No, Mira.

Although possessed by the most powerful evil

in the universe, they're still fellow rangers.

Then how do we get past them?

Looks like we got us

a high traffic area.

Whoa!

All right,

let's wax 'em, big guy.

just push me-

Not so fast, not so fast!

Ya-hoo!

To the launch bay!

- Good work, people.

- And robot?

And robot.

Lightyear must not escape!

If Zurg has taken over

every mind on Star Command...

that means we're the only

Space Rangers left.

- What do we do?

- We've got to take the battle to Zurg.

No need.

He's bringing it to us.

Ohh! I got a lot of red lights

blinking over here.

I don't need those lights

to tell me we're in trouble.

I had no idea a star cruiser

could pull a move like that.

And neither did Zurg.

I'll make a note of it.

We're surrounded!

The guy's an evil genius, and the best he

can come up with is a ventriloquist act.

What's next?

Evil juggling?

Farewell, Lightyear.

- They're retreating.

- But why?

Obviously, my caustic tongue

cut 'em to the quick.

I'm getting

a funny energy reading.

Mira, check the hull.

We've got a bomb!

- A bomb?

- Perfect.

At last. For too long,

Lightyear has hounded me.

But no more.

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

By launching the Alpha One

at the precise moment of detonation...

Zurg believes us

to be destroyed.

I feel I must pause for a moment

of silence in honor of my ship.

Oh, please.

It was just a hunk of metal.

- Okay, and you are?

- In serious need of some personal space.

So, Buzz, did Zurg win?

Not a chance, Booster.

I've got Zurg right where I want him.

Yeah? Well, wherever he is,

I'll bet he's got legroom.

As long as Zurg thinks I'm dead,

he won't be looking for me...

and that gives me

the advantage.

I never thought

it would be so easy.

What, the defeat of Star Command?

I always knew it was doable.

Not that.

Lightyear.

Ah, yes,

my dearly departed foe.

Somehow, evil won't be quite as much fun

without Buzz Lightyear to kick around.

Okay, Ranger Nova, let's test

that little theory of yours.

So, nobody's ever actually

infiltrated Planet Z before?

- Never.

- Oh, man.

Listen, a spacecraft this small

won't be detected.

I'm positive.

You know, I'm pretty- I'm not a hundred

percent positive.

Blast!

The seeker drones are on patrol.

This just gets better and better.

I can do this.

I just need a little elbow room!

Uh, Buzz, I think

I sat on a button.

What button?

Let me see.

" Emergency water landing. "

Oh, that wouldn't be so bad...

if we were over water!

What's gonna happen?

First, the crystallic

fusion core deactivates, and then-

Oh, man!

Blast!

Rangers, condition status.

- Not good.

- Excellent. Let's roll.

What now? That?

That's not a spacecraft.

It's obviously

a weather balloon.

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