Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins Page #5

Let's leave the brain work

to those with the brains, shall we?

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Okay.

The Alpha One is A-OK.

But it asks that we

not do that again.

You three take the ship, find

the planets that Zurg hasn't hit yet...

and supervise

immediate evacuations.

- What about Zurg?

- He's my problem.

He's everybody's problem.

Mira, there's only one way for me

to finish this mission- alone.

But, Buzz,

that's against the rules.

In the Star Command Mission Manual

it clearly states...

that no ranger is to go

into action without backup.

I think it's section six,

subsection delta.

Actually, it's section six,

subsection gamma.

He's right. Subsection delta's

the dress code.

Incidentally, why can't we

have nose rings?

Because nose rings

are for punks, little mister.

If you can take on Zurg alone, I don't

see why X.R. can't get a nose ring.

I was just asking a question.

I'm not getting a nose ring.

Then who's getting

a nose ring?

That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!

I am not getting a nose ring.

Nobody's getting a nose ring!

It's against the rules!

Which, apparently,

don't apply to you.

Of course they apply to me.

The rules apply to everyone.

Great. Then you're not facing

Zurg alone, and we'll be your backup.

I want the three of you off this

planet now, and that's an order.

- Yes, sir!

- Yes, sir!

- Ranger Nova.

- Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Next target, and- Oh.

Who haven't we perverted

into a twisted reflection of my evil?

A few planets in the Beta quadrant

remain unperverted.

Ah, bingo!

- Hey! Mother of pearl!

- Oh, my.

- Lightyear.

- Zurg.

By the authority

of Star Command...

I hereby place you

under arrest.

Not bad, Lightyear.

I should've

seen that one coming.

Like I was sayin',

you're under arrest.

Aw, come on, buddy.

That's no way to treat...

your partner.

Warp?

Ohh!

Surprised?

You're alive?

Or am I dead?

No, you're not dead.

Not yet, anyway.

- But how?

- The exploding moon. Convincing, wasn't it?

Yeah, Zurg's fireworks

are really top-shelf.

- But, Warp-

- Ahh.

Agent Z, please.

- Of course! Amnesia!

- No.

- Evil clone.

- No.

- Android replica.

- No!

Okay, okay,

it's so obvious.

Zurg's mind-control ray.

He got to you first.

Actually, I went to him.

Evil is just so much more profitable

than good, and more fun.

I don't believe it.

The Warp Darkmatter

I trained side-by-side with...

would not work for

the most evil force in the universe.

Look, Lightyear, I've been

on Zurg's payroll since the academy.

Once I got the L.G.M.s

to spill the secret of the Unimind...

the Big Z

brought me on full-time.

My name's Darkmatter.

Who's surprised here?

One of Star Command's finest,

the perfect spy.

And I gave you

a really nice eulogy.

" He was not only a great ranger,

but a great friend. "

What a hoot!

If only you knew!

I miss him very much.

Oh, one more time!

I miss him very much.

Miss him now?

Stop mocking me!

Aaaah!

I'll admit that in the past...

you have been

a most formidable foe...

but since you lost your dear partner,

you've been off your game.

Buzz Lightyear

may end today...

but what I believe in

will live on-

hope, freedom and justice.

Oh, that's rich! Oh, please,

please tell me you got that.

- Got it!

- Excellent! Add it to my collection.

Besides, Mr. Melodrama...

I'm not going to kill you.

No.

No, I have a much more

delicious idea.

I'm going to take the galaxy's

greatest hero...

and turn him...

into me.

Welcome to the team, partner.

This isn't my team,

and you're not my partner.

Buzz Lightyear mission log,

final entry.

- What's he doing?

- Mission log. He's a procedure nut.

As if there's gonna be anyone

left to read his report.

Oooh! Sent packing like

a bunch of first-year rookies.

Which, technically, we are.

I don't know if anyone

will be left untainted by Zurg's evil...

to receive

this last chapter.

- Did I sit on another button?

- Shh. It's Buzz.

- As I go to my doom...

- Doom?

I pause to pay tribute to three

of the best and the brightest...

to ever come out

of Star Command.

That's me and two others!

I have taken a one-man stand

against darkness and depravity...

and I have failed.

- I was wrong.

- Keep rolling. This is priceless.

Perhaps if I had taken

a new partner...

or two...

or three...

Hot rockets!

Did you hear that?

- He needs us!

- He actually admits he needs us.

We're comin', Buzz!

Buzz Lightyear,

over and out.

Target Buzz Lightyear.

Okeydoke.

You're the evil emperor.

Megaray mega-ready!

Do it.

Hot rockets!

See, this is where

metal arms come in handy.

I don't wanna show off, but when you

have to hold a heavy guy like- Aaah!

Darkmatter,

kill Lightyear!

Where-

Have you blown a circuit?

Aaah!

Aww! Stung by

your own hornet, huh?

Booster!

- Ohh!

- Sorry!

Target the Planet

of Widows and Orphans!

You fiend!

- There he is!

I knew that would get him.

- Haaah!

- Haaah! Hey!

Your puny Star Command laser

is pathetic!

Let me show you

a real weapon!

Oh, nice shot.

The key is to not pull the trigger,

but squeeze it.

- N-N-No driving!

- Get off!.

Look out!

- Buzz is hit.

- Rookies.

Hey, isn't that

Buzz's dead partner?

- Eject!

- Whoa!

- Aren't you the janitor?

- Yep.

Oh, this is gonna be

great for my rep.

Mira, Booster, X.R.,

can anybody read me?

Do you copy?

I can't make it in time.

It's up to you now.

Good luck.

Give it up, Lightyear.

I win.

Evil never wins.

Huh?

Afraid of the dark, Zurg?

Not today, Zurg.

Evil Emperor Zurg,

by the authority of Star Command-

Section five, subsection zeta.

That's the one about the evil emperor.

You are under arrest!

Like I said,

evil never wins.

F- Firing.

Hey.

You failed, Lightyear!

With that final blast I have enslaved

every free world in the Galactic Alliance!

Wherever you go

in the universe...

you will hear my voice

mocking you!

Evil rules!

Ha-ha-ha- Oh!

We're not done yet.

Booster, X.R., get up top

and take Warp into custody.

Mira,you're with me.

Chain reaction!

She's gonna blow!

Get back here!

Hey, release me!

Hey! I'm Zurg's

number-one agent!

Now, there's something

I wouldn't go boasting about.

What, you're gonna jump?

Are you crazy?

Buddy boy, we're on

the janitorial staff.

You're looking at

a couple of risk takers.

- It's true.

- No!

Don't be such a fraidy-cat.

Like we'd really just jump.

Mm-kay, Buzz, what are we

going to actually do?

The L.G.M. mindlink

was activated by a simple touch.

Maybe,just maybe-

You're doing it!

The power of good

is a strong thing, Mira.

- Aah!

- But not strong enough.

Blast! Thanks to Zurg,

the Unimind is rotten to the core.

Then let's get you

to the core.

You're gonna ghost me?

Aah!

Aaah! Buzz!

To infinity and beyond!

Ah! Lightyear!

No! My plan!

My galaxy!

Unimind wave impact

in three seconds.

Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!

I'm going in!

She's a goner!

- Hey!

- Thanks for the lift, Mira.

Eh, anytime, sir.

I hope the Unimind

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