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C.r.a.z.y. Page #2
It's the thought that counts.
I'll just return it, then.
Raymond, Antoine!
That's enough!
Christian! Supper's ready.
come on, boys. Let's eat.
- coming.
Gifted...
What did Mrs. What's-her-name
tell you?
I'm not allowed to say.
But she told Mom that if
the good Lord gave me a gift,
I had to use it.
That I could help a lot of people,
even save them.
Tell him to think of him.
Think of Uncle Lucien.
They're not going to start calling
Turn that music down.
All I had to do
was silently recite the secret
by Mrs. What's-her-name,
which consisted not of asking,
but of commanding God to heal.
Remember, you can't use
your gift for personal gain.
Or to harm others.
What a shame.
What's he saying?
He's not allowed to say.
Stop it, will you?
From now on, it'll cost a dime
every time you pick your nose.
You'll be rich.
You must know
how ketchup's made by now,
you've been reading the damn label
for half an hour.
Another pest
who just cut himself shaving.
Okay, I'll tell him.
Uncle Lucien's bleeding
has stopped.
Yes?
Well, I'll be damned.
Great. He'll be thrilled.
Yes. Thank you.
What is it?
Your lucky brother
- What?!
I wasn't allowed to go at his age!
You got yours.
Stop complaining.
We've never sent our children
to camp.
He'll sleep there?
Of course. He'll make friends,
have lots of fun...
It'll be a good experience
for him.
- I don't wanna go.
Oh, come on.
I don't wanna go.
I don't wanna go!!!
God, please don't let it happen.
Go to sleep.
God, please,
don't let it show.
I'll never miss mass again.
Midnight mass
was so short and sweet
now that I'd become an atheist.
I'd kept my promise, though.
midnight mass.
Once a year.
It made her happy.
It kept his mouth shut.
You dragging your trash around,
brother-in-law?
It's your present.
Well, if it isn't Zac!
What, no girlfriend yet?
Christmas 1975
Nice paper.
Every year, I told them:
for my birthday presents, okay?
That's not what matters.
After the drum set, accordion,
guitar and violin...
a banjo.
You said to surprise you.
It's so hard to know
what teenagers want nowadays.
You try to please them...
Some fantasies
are worth keeping.
Merry Christmas!
Happy New Year!
You know what time it is,
Raymond?
You're late.
I was starting to worry.
- Hi. I'm Doris.
- Good evening.
- Merry Christmas.
- Take off your boots.
- How are you?
- Hi, Dad.
- Merry Christmas.
- Pleased to meet you.
I'm Raymond's mother.
My family always
appreciated gourmet food.
Did you at least make a wish?
It won't come true,
he can't get it up yet.
My brothers
hadn't changed a bit.
Dad, Zac gave him the finger!
- Such brotherly love!
And how polite
they are in public.
Turn that music down.
Every Christmas,
the bastard barely stayed an hour.
Just long enough
to stuff himself...
and to piss me off.
Here, buy whatever you want.
Happy birthday.
Wait.
I loved daydreaming
about my mother.
Picturing myself wealthy,
so that, one day,
Merry Christmas!
It's beautiful. Thank you.
Oh, what a lovely dress.
My cousin Brigitte
had just dropped out of school
to devote herself
At the age of 15.
I can dance too, you know!
But it's not my specialty.
Back by popular request...
It's your birthday!
- You've really changed.
- Yeah, you too.
This is my boyfriend, Paul.
My cousin, Zac.
He has his driver's license!
I'm stealing one.
- You don't smoke?
Good thing. lf it was up to him,
he'd be smoking nonstop.
We go to the movies,
he wants to smoke;
we go skating,
he wants to smoke...
You skate? Roller-skate?
The guys' turn, full blast,
music blaring, really stoned -
you let yourself go...
you can hear everything,
and feel like everything around you
is moving in slow-motion,
like in a movie.
A stoner movie, yeah.
Try it.
Give me a shotgun.
No way.
Are you nuts?
I thought of you
and it stopped burning.
He has a gift
for healing burns.
- What?
- And staunching blood.
It's true! Tell him!
My mother got that
into the whole family's head.
You stop your girlfriend's
monthly bleeding, too?
Idiot.
That's it, make a fool of me.
I don't believe in that anymore.
Sorry.
That doesn't mean
you've lost your blessing.
You blessed fool!
You want a shotgun?
Boy, have you changed!
Well, well...
if it isn't the lovely Michelle.
- Hi, Mr. Beaulieu.
- Hi.
I'll finish up later.
No problem.
- Is she really on the pill?
I'm not the one
That's the last time
I confide in you.
Why are the prettiest girls
always the dumbest?
You've never seen her.
I've seen her picture.
Enough said.
Don't be jealous.
You're dumb too.
I see her once a year. How am
Anyway, she's got a boyfriend.
Older. As dumb as she is.
Not as dumb as you?
Don't.
It'll ruin our friendship.
That's not what you said
last week.
Stop it.
See what happens?
Absolutely nothing!
Don't tell me he groped her.
You done imitating
that f***ing fag?
Huh?! You're making us
look like a bunch of idiots!
Get outta here!
It's my room too!
c'mon, Toto,
ask him for an autograph.
Got a problem?
No.
Having a crazy brother
also had its advantages.
- Pay up, you little bastard.
... for the modest sum of $2.
We were here first.
Shut up, f*ggot.
What did you call him?
Apologize.
Apologize
and switch back to his show.
Apologize, I said!!!
It's okay, Dad.
Go on!!
Sorry.
What's for dinner?
What happened to you?
Just a hockey fight.
- Didn't you have practice today?
- Yeah, yeah.
You fought with a teammate?
It was just a scuffle.
Didn't even drop my gloves.
- Who with?
- Tremblay.
You got beaten up
by Tremblay's little fag?
What, you four-eyed fag?
What's with you always
calling each other fags?
You'd swear we're nothing
but a bunch of fairies!
Please...
anything but that.
Sorry about last night.
You know I don't like you talking
to your brother that way.
Yeah...
Okay, see you at work.
careful, now.
Please let me bump into them.
What're you doing here?
- Just in the neighborhood.
- God, you've changed.
What'd you do to your hair?
It's cool.
Thanks.
You alone?
- No, I'm with...
my new dance partner.
He's Italian.
Thank you.
This is my cousin, Zac.
Okay, well...
I'll be off.
change... change...
I would be cured of my asthma...
if I only managed to get through.
For the second time of my life...
I was declared clinically dead...
for three seconds.
Thank God you were dedicated
to Virgin Mary.
I can't believe it.
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