Caffeine Page #9

Synopsis: A fanciful battle of the sexes ensues when the relationships of the staff and patrons of a quirky London café are unexpectedly turned upside down by sudden revelations of terribly embarrassing secrets having to do with their sexual misadventures.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): John Cosgrove
Production: First Look Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
23
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
2006
92 min
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120 Views


makes me feel

like the biggest twat

on the planet.

You are what you are.

I know.

J ust give me

one thing, darling.

J ust tell me this

is not definitely over.

I'm not asking

to move back in.

But please tell me

that it's definitely

not the end.

[Whispers]

Hey.

[Whispers]

'Cause I love you.

I'll think about it.

[Whispers]

Fine.

I've got to get back.

So, it actually happened

with you and Rachel.

What are you

talking about?

Everyone keeps saying,

"Dylan and Rachel."

I just wanna know

if there's something

going on.

Are you the most irritating

person in the world?

It was us, you idiot.

The condom was ours.

I know.

I just...

thought there might have been

some truth to it.

Well, there wasn't, okay?

Sorry.

I'm used to it.

All right.

I'm off to take Granny

back to the home.

Make sure you bring her

back again soon.

She's an angel.

Yeah, yeah.

Very funny.

See you tomorrow.

See you.

God, what a day.

I can't believe

I'm gonna be the new boss.

Well, just remember

who's the boss

in the bedroom.

[Smack]

Thank you for a lovely

afternoon, dear.

Of course.

(whole cast)

# After you've gone

And left me crying #

# After you've gone,

There's no denying #

# You'll feel blue,

You're gonna be sad #

# You've missed the bestest pal

You ever had #

# There'll come a time,

Now, don't forget it #

# There'll come a time,

That you'll regret it #

# Someday you'll know

What you're doing #

# You know my love for you

Will drive me to ruin #

# After you've gone #

# Go away #

# After you've gone away #

# Away #

# Away #

# Away #

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Dean Craig

Dean Craig (born October 25, 1974) is an English screenwriter and film director. In addition to his film work, Craig wrote the BBC television series Off The Hook. more…

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