Candiland Page #2
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of life to help others?
- Well we're helping each other.
- I guess so.
- Well...
Maybe we need to help each other
first,
and then we'll figure
out how to help others.
We need to meld together first.
Become as close as possible.
- Peter...
- Hm?
- Will you marry me?
- Right now?
Absolutely, of course!
What do you mean, like the
merging of two dualities?
Should we do it right now?
- No, no, no I think we should
think about it, and then do it
right.
- Well, okay, so how should we
do it then?
- Um, well we have to write our
vows.
- He's not there?
Thank you, sir.
- Okay, enough with the phone.
- England's got a lot of hotels.
- If he wanted you to
have his phone number,
he would've called you.
- You ready?
- Yes!
Okay.
Ta-da!
- Wow.
back on the right track,
and I am what he needs.
- No, he needs to jump out of
the nest.
He doesn't need his father
telling him what to do.
everything?
- Mm, shh.
King Peter, I want to live here
in Candiland with you
forever.
- Hold it!
I'm not just his father,
I'm his everything.
- Wow.
- - Yes wow.
- So you smothered the poor
boy, and now you're gonna
fix everything by smothering him
again?
- Queen Tessa...
I wanna live here with you
in Candiland forever.
- What I'm telling you is-
- you just want to be in
control.
- Is that you, Arnie?
- - Yes.
- Well...
You don't always have to be the
leader.
- And so we are one.
following.
- Yes ma'am.
- I love you, Peter.
Good morning, honey lover.
- Did I notice any strange
smells?
You know I live right next
to the garbage chute, right?
And I work at a chemical plant.
And my girlfriend's an escort.
So I'm kinda, like,
used to weird smells.
- Okay, well did you
notice anything unusual
from the guy living in 619?
- Nah, he seemed like a
pretty cool dude actually.
- Peter, can you hear me?
- Well, there are surgical
procedures that we can do, but
nothing is 100%.
We can help you get your
quality of life back though.
- Will any of these things
result in me
playing tennis again?
- No.
No.
I know you don't want to believe
this, but
you're a lucky man.
- But tennis is all I have.
- Cold.
Well you're gonna have to
start looking at the world
a little bit differently, Peter.
You look around,
you'll find something worth
living for.
- And that's it?
- Yes, you hear me Peter?
- There's nothing else you can
do for me?
- There is one thing, doctor.
- Yes, yes there is one thing.
One thing that will solve
all of your problems,
get you back on the court by
Monday.
- Really, what is it?
Please tell me, I'll try
anything.
bright beam laundry detergent.
&k bright beam &k
- bright beam laundry detergent.
Nothing gets your clothes...
- Peter?
What's going on?
- Nothing.
The television broke.
It's nothing.
And who needs it.
Who needs time?
Force me into some pointless
routine.
I'm not a slave to schedule
anymore!
- Hey!
Hey, what the f*** man?
Hey, you can't leave your
What the f***?
Hey!
I'm calling the manager, f***
face.
Hey man, come on.
- Someone will take the set
away.
It's not that big a deal.
- Let's just have a little
conversation about you
TV man, that's it man.
Just me and you and my fist in
your face.
- Guy's probably got a
list of sins a mile long
but he's Mr. Consumatic!
Screaming like a jackass
- You got some serious f***ing
issues.
You know what?
I'm gonna keep this f***ing
clock.
This is f***ing mine.
- I don't want to go out there.
- All the way up and
down this f***ing hallway
you piece of sh*t!
F***ing a**hole.
Dick.
- It'll go away.
- What's it like for you
not being able to have kids?
- I feel...
Broken.
I feel trapped
inside the body that killed my
baby.
- Tess...
You are the most beautiful woman
that I've ever met.
- I'm hideous.
- You're gorgeous.
You have a beautiful face,
and a painfully sexy body.
ever make me feel attractive.
- Well, you've been with the
wrong people.
You are the perfect woman.
And these...
Are the perfect breasts.
- They don't feel perfect.
- What do they feel like?
- Tombstones.
I miss my baby.
How do you miss someone that
you've never even met?
- It's okay, Tess.
You can let it out.
I'm here.
- Don't make me break this door
down.
I've been the nobel's office.
Food is delivered here every
week.
- Is this how my night's
gonna go right now?
I'm just gonna have people
yelling at every goddamn door?
Can I help you, man?
- Get back in there.
- The f*** is going on here?
- Stay in there!
- I'm calling the cops you
motherf***er!
- Call 'em, dummy.
- You can't even live
your own life, old man!
- You don't know what's going on
anymore!
- The second I find happiness
here you are desperate to take
it away.
- Peter, come on, this is your
father.
- Well not this time!
- Hm.
and there ain't a goddamn
thing that you can do
to get into this place.
- I like that, I like that
attitude.
- I hate you!
- For god's sake.
- I hate you, and I
don't want anything ever
to do with you ever again.
- I'm dismissed.
- I'm free now.
You answered my prayers.
- Did you get it?
- What?
Did I get what? What're you
talking about?
You asked me if I got it.
What did I get?
- I'm sorry Peter, I just woke
up.
I must've been dreaming or
something.
Peter moping so long!
- Sorry. I upset dad.
- Yeah?
He's gone!
Been long gone since a long
time.
What would you like for...
Food time?
Ooh!
Need help?
- No.
Cookies.
- Perfect.
Oopsie!
- Tess!
What is it?
- I saw it, I saw it.
- Saw what?
- The date.
The date was on the receipt.
The time, I saw the time.
- I know.
- You do?
- - Yes.
- We communicate...
- Without talking.
- I miss not knowing that it's
march 21st.
- Hey...
Gone.
Here.
Replaced.
- What're we doing here?
- Making a statement.
- What's that?
- That life can be giggles and
crunch.
Giggles and crunch?
- Squiggles and scrunch!
- Squiggles and scrunch!
- Squiggles and scrunch!
- Where's that water coming
from?
- It's slow leak from the
ceiling.
Looks like they tried to
stuff paper in it to plug it.
It's just mush now.
- Do you ever wonder if they're
happy?
I mean now that they're not
secretly sneaking around
behind everyone's backs,
where's the excitement?
I mean, would it be gone?
Because they have now
had to make the switch
from being irresponsible
to being responsible,
and I don't think that Charles
could be
that kind of a husband
to someone, you know?
be distracted by other
things, and not really giving
his whole...
- You know, I don't want to
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