Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Synopsis: The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the uncharted Avocado Jungle (westernmost outpost is San Bernardino) to convince them to move to a reservation condo in Malibu. She hires a guide at the edge of the jungle, a male chauvinist pig, and they have many arguments about men and women as they work their way in, and eventually confront the Piranha Women.
Director(s): J.F. Lawton
Production: Cult Video
 
IMDB:
4.8
PG-13
Year:
1989
90 min
200 Views


We lost it.

We do not, look!

Sem.

- Yes?

I think it is better to go back.

- But ...

Wait a minute.

I hear net, zvui as ... women?

Laughter

We go from here.

- No, do not be a

coward, examine.

Look at them, are beautiful.

Are not the most beautiful, most challenging

sensual women, who have ever seen?

We go from here.

- Are you crazy?

Look at them only.

Are dangerous.

- Do not look to me dangerous.

... They look lonely.

Well, I go from here.

- And I'm going to

introduce myself.

Soup, ladies!

about girls

The Turks did not hand his hand?

Throughout history, dominant

pole is exploited weaker.

As the Chinese tied feet of young girls, to

dismantle them in order of submission.

So are the Amazons broke legs

mukih to them uinile poslunim

Is it possible to Muki

and female co-exist?

This will be the theme for

the next treatment as.

Dr Hunt, I really liked your ass.

- Thank you Bani,

moe call me Margo.

- So I like that I

thought I go with,

domainstva in feminist studies, but I was not sure

if you have cooking lessons for feminists?

I do not believe that we have,

an interesting idea.

... Just tell the girls while in nursing.

- Bani, I think you still

need a few lessons,

from feminism, rather than

decide to retrain ...

But Dr.

Hunt, for sure I want to fight for

women's rights, oseam in heels ...

Moe be due to tight beyond our grasp.

- Margo.

Dean Stockwell.

- Margo these people from the government

would quite like to.

This was Ford Maddox from the Ministry

of Agriculture, and Colonel Metel,

National Commission for Trade avocado.

- Trade avocado?

Gospoice Hunt, this is a matter of

dravnom level, we need to talk.

Privately

Dr. Hunt, 98% of avocados produced

in the U.S. comes from California.

The largest part comes from the landscape

of jungle, Bakersfield to Mexico border.

The so-called. ,, Avocado belt''.

- I am aware of that,

but what has me?

Dr. Hunt, I do not understand the point, the avocado

is of national importance for the country.

The communists already controlling Nicaragua, Guatemala

and San Salvador, are devastating revolution.

California is our only supplies avocado

from throughout the world.

On the way we have to a large

avocado conflict with USSSR.

The Kremlin, Gorbaov

just rubbish.

I still do not see what

this has to do with me?

The doctor did you ever sworn in on position?

- Pukovnie, I assume the ...

As I said, the biggest part

of the avocado in the USA,

comes from the avocado belt, but they are

harvested only on a hillside jungle.

Because as we all well know, the territory

was completely wild and neistraena.

Everyone surprising avocado

jungle, never to return.

Why?

This is a very good

question bani.

Perhaps to Dr.

Hunt wants to answer?

It's just a legend really ...

- Ubeeni have the right ...

What?

,,''Piranha women.

- Women piranhas? Who are they?

They are antique

feminist commune.

So radical, so militant, so depressed, they eat ...

(f***) your mukarce.

And so, I met almost a character ...

- No, I eat 'people by Bani.

Vie like, black widow ', bangs with

mukarcem, and then kill him.

Chopped them thinly and

eaten with ginger.

Or at least so the legend kae ...

- I vie of legends

but the great ag

icultural problem.

Earlier it was safe for workers to collect

up to 20 km inside the jungle hillside.

But lately it satire women piranhas, no

one is safe inside, avocado belt '.

If this is a problem, why not uploading

troops to calm down.

Pukovnie Metellus?

- We try, we have sent three

divisions the best people.

I?

- Were wiped out.

Not fought fair, our people

are trained for modern war.

A woman piranhas are used Noev and

spears, people were confused.

We found this on a

jungle hillside.

Scuff?

- See Blie, are covered,

Gvakamole zaino '.

Now do you get it the doctor?

Your sister in the jungle

to eat,''muketinu.

Controlling the pukovnie.

Sluajte, usually rely on

the military reenje.

But frankly USA army had

sree dzunglakom war.

So I am forced to negotiate with the

piranha women, and there you're off.

We want to go into the jungle and

try to reason this,''mukojede.

I can not do that mr. Madoks.

- Just want to be, women piranhas'

shift from an avocado jungle.

The Con Malibu.

Deluxe counting.

Pool, sauna, parking,

total luxury.

Even we in the triangular dravnom

can adjust vebaonicu,

that they can continue with their

bizarre sacrificial rituals.

To make a long afford, we do not

care to eat their mukarce.

This is a problem mukaraca

piranhas.

We just want avocado.

Sorry but the answer

is still always no.

Instead it is Drita together, Kaite us the real

reason why you do not go into the jungle?

USA want to be poniena of

communist avocado prices?

Would probably wished me now to eat right?

- Dr. Hunt does not eat garbage.

Dr. Hunt is a feminist potovana

I'm sure will be srena to cooperate, especially when you consider

how much the university depends on the Ministry of Defence.

Because of its space weapons.

And if gospoica Hunt, Dr. Hunt,

still does not see the

logic to help us?

Well, I'm sure it is Dean Stockwell

explained, is not the deans?

No, Wait a minute.

New tolerate any tactics.

The university is a bastion of intellectual freedom,

and I want to Protecting that freedom.

New tolerate my professors to be pushed

into any such against their will.

No matter how much political pressure

to have to suffer personally.

Margo, uinie exactly as you said, or to write

off all Moes financing, understand?

Here's the real question, whether the

project is worth nae institution?

What Kaes Margo?

- Then I go into the jungle ...

Great, nice to see you there.

- Thank you for your

assistance deans.

Mr. Madoks, net I

do not speak ...

So do you think?

Do not expect me to believe that I was the first feminist,

they send to negotiate with the piranha women?

What is actually happening in the jungle?

- I believe you are entitled

to the truth ...

2 years ago we sent a major feminist, Dr.

Kurtz.

Dr. Kurtz?

Known international author of the book, Stupid

bezduni mukarci and smart women '?

Objanjava to its disappearance

from the talk shows.

What happened to her?

- We have no idea, fashion is

a fashion shot the prisoner.

But shortly after her expedition,

piranhas are women wild

Well, now that you know, you

probably refuse the offer?

Ba contrary, now I

know I have to go.

No Bani, not moe to go.

- Dr.

Hunt, therefore I

can not with you?

Bani case, no one ever returned

from the avocado jungle.

Bie myriad dangers on the road.

Can not lead Starters in the wild.

There is no experience

or ability.

In addition you spinning or general preparation,

so I'm sorry but isuvie is dangerous.

Bani duo, what is beauty?

- Ao aki.

Super guys in, Delta Y ', making

super urku on Friday night.

You're not busy?

- Well, I wanted to do but net,

it appears that neu.

- Odlin, this will be that

urka and unlimited drink.

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