Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Page #2

A special girls like to you?

Rule, wet T-shirt 'takmienje.

- But all my shirts are dry?

Witty you are, do not worry, guys from

the fraternity is to take care of you.

Have you ever wrestled

with him in the mud?

Go with me ...

Bie safer in the jungle!

Patria whether the things

I came naruila?

No, the waiting already 2 weeks.

It does not matter.

I go to court, so we will

need some supplies.

3 ljepe for Muic, 10 bags enema, seksofon,

and Mitar Miri on tape.

Maeta, first aid, rope,

gun and sheath.

1000 rounds of ammunition.

- Full armor or obloen Teflon?

Which you recommended,

for suoavanje in nerpijateljski raspoloenoj jungle?

- It is recommended,

Zepter 'steel,

also have pojaanu and defensive

and offensive readiness.

Oh Bani, you could net more convenient footwear?

We're going to

eistraenu jungle.

I took a Jadranka (Papua),

in his case.

It does not matter, I borrowed

a net from his clothes.

I took a nice accessory for

ruavanje when we ate.

Because women piranhas eat their mukarce?

Well, primitive culture

frequently used methods to prevaziene

Rail within the tribal conflicts.

Women piranhas are probably realized that the problems that

arise, inter mukaraca and women, is best ree ritual murder.

Do many feminists with mukarcima viaje?

- No Bani!

At least not many.

Must understand that

women piranha,

primitive radical

postobojina women.

Many feminists, like me, Dr.

Kurtz, I believe in equality rather

than dominance of equality.

And there are not many modern feminists

upranjavaju cannibalism.

At least not from the 60's.

San Bernardino, waste of civilization,

at the beginning of the avocado belt.

Otiiemo there to naem a plaenika,

to carry us through the jungle.

I've never been before

in San Bernardino.

Do not worry, Bani, Biu OK.

Hey drunk, you Piem barrel?

- No thanks.

When I offer a chicken pie, I expect ...

- I'm not a chicken.

I am ethno historian with a doctorate in anthropology, that clear?

- To the doctor.

I understand that you kompulsivan

to verbal vreanju women.

Because you're constantly izloen violent

and sexual images through the media.

Therefore, neu prosviro you pumpkin.

- Thanks.

I am the department feministikih istraivanja

the Sokobanja University.

I want to hire plaenika

a very dangerous job.

AAAA AAA BRE:

I am a white middle bivi

crazy Vietnam veteran

and I work who is black,

who maximum bid.

Can ruim, crime, and Popal

drove jednokrilnih closet

And s'jednu hand.

What I'm Knight, majkin ninja.

I wash my own already, I am

the master of his socks.

And if you need someone

to popegla already?

I work on Saturdays.

Huj huj HA HA

I am the grandson of Zorro!

Champion rope skipping

And picking corn!

I do not need someone

to clean and wash,

because you never wear GAME!

Epilating breasts!

Without wax!

Dry with a depilatory?

Watch out now!

So? What's the deal?

Hoet to burn a small town?

To break the impenetrable tvravu?

- To trample the enemy army?

I need someone to take me to the avocado jungle.

- Avocado jungle?

I want to make contact with

the piranha women.

Piran women?

Sorry, we zakoree lunch, eat 10

small blacks, healthy tea.

I'm busy, I have to go to

school in Leskovac, ao.

I'm a little left out, I need some creatine,

I'm going to sipam drugs in cocaine ...

Let that be a lesson Bani, a bunch

of oxen and all the tits in dui.

Moe iivljavaju to the less fortunate,

but one thing it kills the concept,

and this is a strong woman.

- Not so fast Dr. Margo Hunt.

Gospoica ethnic istoriarka.

Jo has a real mukaraca

in this world

Despite the fact that I was castrated

years of feminist propaganda,

that corrupt school system,

and daily television.

People who believe that nature created

women to cook, raise children,

and pose for Penthouse magazine.

- Real mukarci its role

in the world can see,

in the sense of loving, protecting, and not

ashamed to add, is dominated by women!

Iiuu avocado jungle with you.

Takes you to the women piranhas

I muko enough to suoim the dangers

that lurk in the dark jungle

No plaim the piranha women,

as it is not even plaim

ethno istoriarke that plai own

weakness and yearning for love,

napustivi their feminism in a bizarre

Aradi scholarship and science.

Jim, what you doing here?

- Do you Dr. Hunt?

Of course I know Bani, Dr.

Hunt and I are old friends.

Well ...

- We were in love again,

Oajno passionately in love.

But that was long ago

is not it, Margo?

At a time when your mind was poisoned bizarre

feminist beliefs about beznaajnosti love?

Then you were most passionate

woman I've ever met.

You turned my world upside down, we

share thoughts and some feeling,

We had plans, big plans!

Plans to spend our lives together.

And then me utnula,

because it did not fit the feminist blunders,

where these zaluedli your professors.

It was kres for larger!

I was half-drunk

I have gone a good immediately after sesko,

not even three words exchanged,

a larger whole of you called

me, Mica iparica '.

Ha! Watch out that you do not count words Dr.

Hunt, it does not understand is,

some feeling that some are

not expressible words,

Some moments last veno,

You broke my heart, and after that I started

to drink and since then I have not stopped.

She went the next day you're in Hawaii

with that dronfuljom the cafeteria.

Yes, but I arranged

a week earlier,

and then when I doao from Hawaii, I crawled

into flau since then do not take off.

Let's Bani.

- Wait!

You need water, I'm the best.

I changed my mind, going

without water.

Brown cap, it will not even 10 minutes

izdrati in the jungle without me.

I can take care of themselves.

- Not in the Avocado

Jungle Book.

Do you know weeds for a snake bite?

Do you know the way around,

the White Water of death '?

Do you know the way to the secret labyrinths

peine, below the cliff, Veal '?

Well, no, I do not know.

And you?

I do not know, but I

have this handbook.

Buy your own handbook.

- Interpreted?

You like water? How?

Is not it nice?

Treat me like Igol,

After all, we ...

- How?

$ 25,000

- not moe.

50 dinars?

- Moe.

Bie 50, plus the expenses of.

Jim, I do not care what happened

earlier, it is past.

I hired you as a

guide, and means

that the relationship strictly

professional.

Whatever Kaes eerlemo.

Get out!

- OK, you're right,

I slipped, bie strictly

professional.

I believe that sleeping in the

same vrei tends to happen?

This is, avocado jungle.

Does not look like a jungle ...

This area is not quite ingrown,

but it becomes gue that moves.

Had to leave the jeep

here, and keep piece.

Drita the girls of my back, I would

not have someone to stumble.

Are you okay?

- Yes, I was just ...

checking the tires.

Check the oil later.

F***ed up are my nails.

Here she is, avocado jungle.

Look around Bani.

Before us the lush, unspoiled theater of

the mind, the last remaining primates.

And behind us, sh*t contaminated

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