Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Page #3

Synopsis: The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the uncharted Avocado Jungle (westernmost outpost is San Bernardino) to convince them to move to a reservation condo in Malibu. She hires a guide at the edge of the jungle, a male chauvinist pig, and they have many arguments about men and women as they work their way in, and eventually confront the Piranha Women.
Director(s): J.F. Lawton
Production: Cult Video
 
IMDB:
4.8
PG-13
Year:
1989
90 min
215 Views


Western civilization.

Way of the world dominated by mukaraca, and

we are entering a world dominated by women.

What trtlja?

For several days there to hook

the gourmet burger ...

Doubt

You just hook the sh*t that mukarci related

stuff, but let's be realistic,

who else could have invented, the

flag 101 ', or any model, Fie'?

What are you, women invented?

Beer and pasta, all are

invented mukarci.

That, s hard to imagine that female invent nuclear power plant.

- Exactly.

And where would be without them?

- And Nazz blitzkrieg

seems sick idea

Not to mention the Holocaust and what about the First

World War, Krstaki wars, the Inquisition ...

Elvis Presley.

- Janis Joplin

Theme Baker

- Jim Baker, Jerry Falou,

Jimmy Sveger

Enigma

Bora Drljaa, Dragan What Keba

Joan Rivers.

- Joan Rivers?

I love Joan Rivers, I think the shift.

- E I do not think

the dismissal.

Jim, what's he doing?

- Crimea time not zaginam.

The track is the same, only

the coils with my branch.

Poto I took maetu, it would

damage not to use it.

Good training when you become a dense jungle, Zaman

couple of times as long as up and running.

I think you're really handy with maetom.

- Thanks, Bani.

Ajdete bilmez, we have to vie

preemo, before it gets dark.

We follow her voice.

- No, go to female muko,

so it is in the jungle.

Want some?

- Yes.

What is it?

- Pina Kolada.

Where's Bani?

-Bani, it was just ...

Good P*ssy, have been lost?

Where's houses?

What he likes to eat?

Her cosmetics.

- Yes, and its Indiana

Jones lunch box.

Hey see all these things,

biscuits and okoladice.

I knew it was from us.

I found just a big hole.

- Where were you?

Known to be dangerous in the jungle.

- This is a stack of friends?

Have an idea where we are?

- Of course I know.

We are ... aaaa ...

- Let me see it!

Duo, duo, duo please!

I know that thinks he knows everything about everything,

but for reading maps, I am an expert.

OK, the best chance to naem women piranhas,

if we go near Velika Morava.

Because when you combine June and

the West, gets the uu, Morava.

Perhaps we may to make a

raft, and go downstream?

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

According to my preraunima,

Star severnjaa in the north, the

moon is raising to the east,

stvarajui fifth factor of wind,

and it would be approximately

23.6 miles away

We needed about 2

days to arrive.

23 miles?

But the jungle is vegetative and dense,

are you sure it's not Blie?

Alo Women's, easy bit.

If the net I know I do,

it's reading folder.

Now excuse me, I'm

going to piam.

And you can hire a little,

you know, women ...

I think the naao river.

Perhaps it is not

Star Severnjaa.

It is now dry, but

how to iron out.

Fashion to the bay at the military markings on the pants and jumpers ...

- Of course.

You are the domaica Bani.

- Thanks go to domainstvo,

2 years already, but the ancestors

of feminist studies.

So it worked?

- I want to proir horizons

Why?

- I do not know.

Fashion one day become the

first woman president.

I followed the river a half mile,

has broken AMACA along the coast.

Are useful, we may use them

for the trip down.

I wonder what work this deep in the jungle?

- Antecedents.

Know them?

- Yes, I know.

It was a very long time

ago, I was young.

Very young, and stupid,

very stupid.

I made Greece, with the natives,

tricky business.

Uspaniio I, I She went to

the military trgovita,

next 3 years I have traveled the world,

in an attempt to overcome.

Sorry, I do not want

to talk about it.

Whatever.

- After that I crawled

to the bottom flae.

About Jim, do not

turn on flai ...

See, Jim has ator.

Bani, Biu OK, that's

just one larger.

Case, is not it beautiful?

Very good

're A little rough with him.

- Yes.

He said he loves you.

I doubt he would never

have succeeded.

He egoistina, o

inistika eprtlja.

I think it's kinda cute.

Well, fashion a little

too harsh with him,

Bani, it is my failures.

Failures? You?

- Of course, all they have.

Ispriau you a secret to anyone

that I had not a story.

For part of which

is Jimmy's right.

My relationships were much

larger than for one.

I drink a little, give yourself

an excuse, and subconsciously,

to punch the jerk, who know

that the neu emotional tie.

Oseaj is empty, and the poor.

I believe that deep inside

the plaim, never be a nee

respect and compromise

between the sexes.

I avoided tying, because I was afraid

to be emotional potinjena other.

Or equal oseaj, that

I dominate him?

Probably a bit strange to zvui.

- Can I do you, Dr.

Hunt to Qaem secret?

Bani course, I am glad to

this we may be divided.

Sometimes when I'm with character, that

I started to vee with red garters,

and then slapping me, and

then he ate the ropes.

And then get me free.

And then the kresali while Philharmonic

Orchestra playing Bolero.

Thank you Bani, really

makes me to imagine.

And I oseam better.

Hoe sweet?

- No thanks.

Hey Bani, meal on your part,

so the naem in the middle.

No thanks.

- Ponuen who poaen.

Let's insert it into the water.

Over here on the left have head hunters

and traders, today there are special,

2 for 1, 2 of his

head for a bow.

This is incredible, remember the whole speech,

from, The Jungle Book 'at Disneyland.

This will be useful.

- Can and Tiki to imitate.

Manage amcem!

I know these gorges as your palm,

although not much different.

What was that?

- Net was hit in Samac,

net wholesale.

Probably the stone.

Hippopotamus, look!

- Hippo? In California?

Hippopotamus from Palm Springs, easy version of his

relatives, because of low holesterolne child.

But just as deadly.

- Pokuava to hit amac!

Do not let him roll

over us, Jim!

evrdaj clockwise by the hour.

Hands?

It bee goes to the

left or right?

Is he dead?

- I think so.

Have you seen how mrtkao Uima when we are approaching?

- Yes, mrdaju Uima when

they are angry.

This is no smell at Disneyland,

Let's be serious, almost to die.

Net is bunja.

Net points.

They attack us!

Stiem!

Does it hurt?

I'm not sure, I think

I'm in the eye.

Bleeding

This led me life end? Stone?

Spear? Stick?

To me it seems like the

patch to the courts ...

Patch for the courts?

One woman piranhas are sillier

than I thought.

They attack us toilet paper,

towels and akalicama.

Women today are not

what I oekivao be.

I think that women are not piranhas.

Whoever you are, by

now wiped out.

Let's explore.

- Wait.

Fashion has kaiku,

moe be dangerous.

That's why we were attacked uopte?

- Maybe they did not

want to attack,

fashion they wanted us zaplae?

- Zaplae?

He knows that ...

- Yes!

Let's go back to the AMAC.

- No, we may back.

We may to be the first who

have ever made contact.

Are disgusting!

- Who?

Not disgusting, I think

anyone who chooses to

live differently from you, immediately

becomes sickening.

Well, otherwise way of living, implies

otherwise traditions Jim.

The thought of storing the worms doruak,

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