Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Page #4

Synopsis: The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the uncharted Avocado Jungle (westernmost outpost is San Bernardino) to convince them to move to a reservation condo in Malibu. She hires a guide at the edge of the jungle, a male chauvinist pig, and they have many arguments about men and women as they work their way in, and eventually confront the Piranha Women.
Director(s): J.F. Lawton
Production: Cult Video
 
IMDB:
4.8
PG-13
Year:
1989
90 min
215 Views


we turn your stomach upside down.

These are just legends, but in

the Avocado Jungle Book there

muko tribe separately from women piranhas.

- What are the kukavino color.

Have drugaiju Jim culture, and

worry about the kernel to it.

But they are a bunch plaljivaca!

- The right clothes

for the courts.

Well, fashion eye odeu, fashion

items and turn right,

Women piranhas do not eat.

Some kind of symbiotic

relationship

Prior to be an idiotic

connection

As they are called?

- Foxhole.

Izaite, neem nita you ...

I am an ethnographer

About Boe, pekirii!

- It is a culture otherwise Jim!

I think they are sweet.

IVA WAS AGRICULTURAL

COOPERATIVE itluk!

Beit from me a p*ssy,

beit from me.

Do not fall on my knees, they

are only a few female!

No thanks, I stuffed myself.

'Ajduk evap?

- No, thanks.

I will, thank you.

Ajduk evap is the dream

of every girl.

Knock a cow in the forehead with

a hammer, and after it cooked.

However these are pikica, that's what they are.

- Because you so much

to see mui mukarce,

how to cook and work in domainstvu?

Sreno look.

Behave as if those concerned tua mukost because

other muko perform female duties.

Be it you are, and

do not touch them.

So, sorry Drue.

Therefore, it no moe

muko not be sreno

as domaica muko-derim.

Cooking and ivenje not

Mukim hormones.

These poor fools have no idea, because

they have no role model.

As it was John Wayne, Stallone,

Bata ivojinovi ...

Would be violent, emotionally

suppressed,

and suena consciousness.

Ba as my heroes.

Miiavi strong and potent!

Hey Drue, is there

still kiwi sauce?

Oh Boe, wonderfully!

You have made yourself?

- It's beautiful, but

my apartment is so

small that I ...

I could not really, but

it is nice indeed.

I had many fantasies about wearing and throbbing,

bass and it is not liberal is not it?

What fantasies are feminists?

- Bani, please sleep!

We have to get up early ...

- What kind of fantasy

women have piranhas?

Eating mukaraca probably

live or weak?

Take a little sip sip gut gut.

Odlin, felt fine to me pie.

those who ...

hot chocolate? About Boe ...

Mukarci not bring hot

chocolate mukarcima.

Guys, this is not live.

I know for sure that the

depth of each of you,

potent macho-man.

And I'm damned if I sit skrtenih hand gledajui you

to discard the lives of a bunch of seka persi.

Naui you how to become mukarci.

Show you how to do it.

Beer! Behold!

See how it is to be muko!

Take! Do it!

I know it Hoet!

Be mukarci! Do it!

Come on you're their leader,

showed that forest!

Beer! Beer!

So the guys, just smite,

it still has.

Now a little quiz to

check knowledge.

What is it?

- Beer!

What is it?

Penthouse!

- Penthouse, yes!

What is it?

- The key to, evija '(cars)

To repeat the entire scenario.

For instance, in the street

are, in his Corvette.

One hand is behind the wheel,

one eye watch ma police.

I krajikom eye observing whether manu,

endowed with a quality iparica.

You know already, dronfa?

Women? Pika? Bambolina?

Women! And what do you do?

bre Wait, wait! DEET cattle!

What do you do? No! No!

Do not offer them mentolske products,

houses there, houses!

They yell!

Yell, hey sexy mama!

Hey love Maine!

Father to my transit, veto '?

Pokuajmo ...

Hey sexy mama! Hey ...

sexy ... Mom!

Hey love Maine!

- Hey .. love .. Maine!

Father to my transit, veto '? Oce ..

driving .. Veto ..

To bre!

Now drmno even at a time.

Hey guys, give it a rest.

Sorry. Hello.

I heard a noise, I could not sleep, so I

thought that we save one hot chocolate?

Women! Pika!

Sexy mama!

- What?

Ej mala, father to my

transit, veto '?

I do not know where parikarana?

Maino Hey love, let

him do a dirty!

Love Maine?

Fashion I am sometimes

zbzvbzvzbvbz ...

Dr. Hunt!

Let Bani!

What does it here?

Case, sorry, seriously,

I'm sorry.

We just had urku, and guys

are a bit lost control.

Lost control?

They wanted to mass rape Bani!

- I did not get hot chocolate.

<. <

Mass rape?

I did not know that they

are capable ...

You idiot!

- What? I did not think so ...

Bani, knows what I

mean is not it?

I guess ...

- Only ..

Considering how they

behave pederski,

it was somehow wrong to see them so

interested in the female gender.

About Boe.

With you is a healthy

interest = violent.

Yes, like your women piranhas

do not resort to violent,

and eat only rasporavaju mukarce.

- That's right, and begins

to think they are right.

F***, propeller is entangled.

Previa is the grass in this zone.

- Then we transfer them

into deeper water.

To carry it?

- Yes, to carry it

you are us in this and gotten.

Do I have to water?

I did not bring any shorts.

What is it? Leeches?

- No, Aran.

Aran? They do not bite.

I know, but gljetavi

are some articles.

I hate them even from childhood,

are disgusting and gljetavi.

What if we gaei www ...

- Shut up!

If a hoe in Samac, go to Samac.

Margo, I think you're

previa transparent.

What do you mean, so it now?

- You're always angry with me,

always yelling at me ...

I think a doctor like you realize that

actually hides some feeling right.

And that ...

That I really like.

- I love you!

Even I do not like.

And because you are the voice shakes when it pronounced?

- My voice is not shaking!

Shaking

Always figure out when the female in love, because

their voices when they speak flashing.

My voice is not flashing!

- So then uzbuuje?

Uzbuujem not be!

- Again flashing.

I did not uzbuena or flashing!

Margo, do you delay your period?

No, neu get at least another two weeks.

So you get this priam?

So to me the hell cares!

- Jim, you leech on the neck.

Hey, if it tuete in the water?

- No, no tuemo in the water.

So I have decided to start their own business.

They all accepted

or I'm crazy but

nareenja to hear from my mother,

I isuvie dangerous for it.

Hey Margo, try a little

this, gvakamoli ...

Of course it is gvakamoli,

I prosrala of gvakamolija,

I'm sick of avocado.

Ou meat!

I told you that you can

eat hamburgers here.

Perhaps one soan steak, or ufte,

What do I look so

Hoe me to eat right?

- I did not say.

But I thought you so!

In the eyes you see wants

to come eat me!

Just one bite.

Modern feminists, all

you women per se,

a few days out kuei

mmediately goes wild!

Only trtljate of equality, rather

than what it really priate Hoet!

Domination and consumption mukaraca!

- Sorry!

I was hot, I'm tired, and for

a moment I lost my head.

Maybe you nala law itself,

see the Bani!

Well see, hoe to eat me!

Look what the women's movement

in the right light!

That's enough. You're dead meat!

ibe brother, ibe!

Pis mako! c!

ovinistika pig!

It has to, and put it on raanj!

Do not eat it too Dr. Hunt!

About Boe, I'm losing sanity.

In this jungle

Easy to lose mind

Fashion is the vaeg

PMS, and more ...

We need to go back, go back.

We are too far gone a good

A little late for that Margo.

I think that we drew.

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