Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Page #5

Synopsis: The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the uncharted Avocado Jungle (westernmost outpost is San Bernardino) to convince them to move to a reservation condo in Malibu. She hires a guide at the edge of the jungle, a male chauvinist pig, and they have many arguments about men and women as they work their way in, and eventually confront the Piranha Women.
Director(s): J.F. Lawton
Production: Cult Video
 
IMDB:
4.8
PG-13
Year:
1989
90 min
215 Views


Odlin nonja!

Somehow we do not act friendly.

Do not worry.

- This is, a grenade? Not?

'Net that all feminist cultural understanding,

regardless of radicalism and primitvnost ...

My lanske map in the library!

the laprda this?

ta kae?

- I'm not sure.

Some strange and teak language.

coolest.

Traim Dr.

Kurtz, do you understand me? Dr.

Kurtz?

Kurtz? Yes, Dr. Kurtz?

To me you can take to it?

Pick up things.

Secret temple, women piranhas.

The architecture of their

surprisingly advanced.

Looks like the Legos?

This must be the altar, where ...

- Eat mukarce?

Hey, look, swimming pool filled

with cranberry juice,

this must have been good for kou.

- Jim, do not!

Bani, add me an ips.

What is it?

- Piranhas.

The right ones.

It is probably disposed the

fat and bones of victims.

Very well, Dr.

Hunt. I totally spontaneous.

Francine Kurtz, means you're alive.

- Is one of those cute outfits.

I have to vie from

the garment Bani

Women piranhas are nominated

me princess avocado jungle.

I am the supreme leader.

- Voa?

I knew that e Avocado Board of Directors

for uploading someone for me,

but I oekivala that will

be another feminist.

After what I uinila with their host.

- You're a piranha led against

women soldiers?

Of course, desecrated the nae

svetil, they had to die.

They were also very tasty.

- Dr.

Kurtz, I do not known the academic

rules of Radcliffe.

but I think each university, declaring war on the United States, and eating of prisoners considered krenjem ethics.

<. <

Ba si knjiki moth is not Dr.

Hunt?

I'm not here to izuavam women piranhas,

but that will bring them!

Future of feminism treated

here in this temple.

Says that the future of women in cannibalism?

- Suoi is the truth,

we are at war!

The war between mukaraca and women, all less

than cannibalism is mlaenje empty straw.

It is obvious that the Avocado Board by pogrenog

scientist to suoi with piranhas women.

And you're ba was the right one.

Academic naive,

gullible that you actually believed

the lack of an avocado.

That's what they said to me,

but I IstraII doubts.

It is true that the USA

has too many avocados,

throw tons of avocados in Santa

Monica to get rid of it.

But if this is the case, so they sent me?

- You are the ethno-historian,

head of muni.

It is not here on avocados,

but the piranha women.

Reakcionistike pain organizations

are terrified of them.

Terrified as an example of strong women,

moe to guess the rest of the country.

After it stopped

Dragan Mirkovic.

Amid weakening of feminist power, they wanted

to zbriu piranha women for all time.

But what about the provisions for Malibu?

- There are, of course,

and I IstraII.

Deluxe suites, swimming pools,

sauna, total luxury ...

Only these are not mentioned, that is the

mass of photographers Cosmopolitan,

that portray women piranhas when they arrive.

Not to mention,

teams manikirstva classes,

which would be taken away.

They had a secret plan to

uutkaju women piranhas.

It's much meaner than division

naoruane peadije.

Kulturoloka assimilation?

- Yes.

For 5 years, women piranhas would zece

bikini, and hopped to the Malibu,

lasting good sui bar.

- I know odlian sui bar in Malibu.

(Blah blah)

See, everything would zavrile ...

like it.

Now that you're here moe just

one, that we are joined by,

women become piranhas.

- I can not

Although I am discouraged, I can not give up

hope, to be equality between the sexes.

I can not allow to leave the jungle, and discovers

a secret about the piranha women.

Or email to join,

or die together.

Then kill us.

For the rather die than betray

ethics conviction.

Hey, priaj for myself, I'm sure

we may encounter reenje ...

Poto you muko, will die anyway.

Acts Ilava, but if well udinstamo ...

Take it!

Cook?

Heart it is unhygienic, Bani!

Jim! Upomo!

Leading and Dr. Hunt.

Nadbrojnije we Margo.

There are thousands of women piranhas

in this temple, there is no chance.

If we take friends

and ucmekau first.

Go ahead, fell by

feminist buddy.

Declined by another anthropologist, fashion

does not agree with my tactic,

but he knows that my goal is to

ouvam naslee women piranhas.

Go ahead and shoot.

- Shoot it!

Give Women What hoe!

Will take a little while we make preparation

for your initiation into the piranha women.

I give you until tomorrow

to decide.

If I join us, sacrificed

his first muko.

And without layers, bie baena in

a pool with piranhas and die.

Painful.

- Take her.

Make the empty-headed.

Bani do not worry! He saved me!

Knows that it was ranging from ALA,

it's trip, the madness ...

Have you ever told to look

good in that dress?

enstvena is a feminist,

it's really a bomb.

For example, I think Milka Cani when kae, well-vee '...

- You will ba nice to Krka.

Push it among other mukarce.

Tomorrow is that it ized.

To know that I almost

had diarrhea ...

Only one that suggests not Qaem

this just to save his kou,

but because of Your POSSIBLE

nutricionistikih problems

instead of eating mukarce, you

can eat basic to grow ...

Ba bikonja you to Laodicean

Solid body.

Of course, we are all in the same cauldron

when they come back women's,

and offered to choose accessories

for frutti di mare.

It has a cigar?

I've brought you some food.

- Who are you?

I am an Pier, your sacrifice

for tomorrow.

The tradition is among the piranha women, the victim

also serves his lady, but before the ceremony.

You speak English?

- A little.

Naui him sluajui Dr. Kurtz.

You must be very clever when you

ukapirali without prior vebi.

Intelligence in mukaraca not significant

in women piranhas.

Only miii.

There are plenty miia.

Force us to diem weights, so

the meat is more tasty.

Please, eat.

- Thanks, I'm hungry.

It is very good.

- I'm glad.

He was my good friend,

the sculptor.

This chicken is Odlin, little

zvakasta, but delicious.

What kind?

- Ak

Is it to substitution for beef?

A?

Whatever it is, it is very good.

Rib mii.

Is it still there?

Sae I drilled another nicely,

so it is easy to die.

I would like to speak with an Pierre.

Where is an Pierre.

And, he is your friend, do

not worry neu to kill him.

God knows that neu eat it.

Here is your victims!

If a woman wants to become a piranha

must first odzume his body,

and then his life.

these are relative?

I refuse to kill another

human in cold blood bie.

However, regardless of cultural differences,

I would have sex with him.

Forget, if hoe ice cream,

not moe just to lie.

If he did not let the blood from the Naomi,

germs, in a pool with piranhas.

New to pridruiti your tribe.

I ulaem protest as a member

of the Academy of Sciences,

To release me and my friends,

and let us go.

No! I want to be a

woman piranhas.

Bani, what the piss?

- Women want to be a piranha.

I knew I should not have, and

take out, not enough aces,

You deceived by the philosophy

of simplicity woman piranhas.

Not exactly!

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