Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Page #6

Synopsis: The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the uncharted Avocado Jungle (westernmost outpost is San Bernardino) to convince them to move to a reservation condo in Malibu. She hires a guide at the edge of the jungle, a male chauvinist pig, and they have many arguments about men and women as they work their way in, and eventually confront the Piranha Women.
Director(s): J.F. Lawton
Production: Cult Video
 
IMDB:
4.8
PG-13
Year:
1989
90 min
215 Views


Just want one of those

suits cakanih.

Bani, case me.

Utiajte it!

Are you sure that Ellis be women piranhas?

- Yes.

Are you willing to accept

the initiation of blood?

If we mean to have sex with

him and then kill him?

Moe, I worked on things

udnije urkama.

Moe to become a woman piranhas,

but on one condition.

He will be your victim.

Now you're too far Dr. Kurtz.

I am quite good rasuujem

human nature,

And that they Bani, there

is little crazy after me.

She never ...

- Of course, ubiu it!

Prepare them for sacrifice.

- AOS.

What?

- Only do so!

victim bei! Kill him!

Over the fence, Skai!

Try to stop them due to ...

- Oh, no, go with me.

There are many Vanier to escape.

- An Pierre,

ceases to be a victim,

and poi with me.

Damn, the first decent

guy who ...

Mean piranhas because women have red hair?

A? A?

A little bit namastila hair, you

do not have any conditioner?

actually I thought it was a little

short, if slaete with it.

Or if my hair color to red,

to stay long because

so I looked like Indira, and I thought

to deal with singing and ...

Did I say that you girls look beautiful?

Meunoje nice.

What are you doing?

- Wait a little eh ...

I prefer to kill me, but

to become peovan ...

Is that we may be reasonable about this?

We are all people here,

piranha and piranha ...

Hey, what's this?

Some action in the bathtub?

I have incorrectly assessed, fashion,

and I like it here ...

You know, fashion and

not so loe ladies ...

We all had steered

his childhood,

Problems in high school, the parents

were divorced, etc ...

It is well, we bit ...

Now the circuit ...

At least a few female knows how

to treat muko in this temple.

So to you women piranha, probably

you've never met a true ....

And I bet they cook Odlin, as

brilliantly reconciles net!

Is that the bath?

This lii as zaprku for

frutti di mare ...

Hey deals, which you the devil?

About Boe, you do gormandize,

leave me alone!

We are women barracuda, sworn

enemies of women Piran.

If you're Beale of them, you're

probably on the friend.

For thousands of years, women and women

Piranhas barracudas were one.

But then we broke up, because

ideolokih difference.

And what are they?

Piran women are believed to mukarce to

kill and eat with gvakamoli zaino.

And you think this is incorrect?

- Yes!

We believe that they

should be eaten;

with Perun.

- That's it?

Perun?

- It is a fundamental principle.

You people are divided over thousands

of years because of Perun?

It made me really angry.

That is why women always argue

over petty differences?

Mukarci always Sloe

rugby and beer.

I've had enough!

Let's go back to the temple

women piranhas.

Women of the jungle must unite, and I was

in that izvrljim a certain ethnographers.

I think I svia to be

a woman of Piran.

You need a committee sainjen of equal numbers

of women and women Piran Barracks,

meet up a week due to not

reenih questions ...

and so it was simply ...

Quiet! Prle!

Forward women!

These are zabeleke

There ukrtene words.

In order to summarize,

make love with me,

it's good ...

but kill me and eat ...

and that the loe.

Because of moe never

be completely good!

Here's Bani, drinking an

elixir women piranhas.

Some sacrifice sometimes!

Bani, please prone to that but,

I do not know what does.

Few are zablesavela of the jungle.

- I know what I'm doing.

I want to become women of Piran.

- Boe.

Your eyes!

One strange elixir you changed

the color oiju!

It does not change the context you idiot,

now hear when you sacrifice.

I'm sorry to have to kill you

I always thought you

were somehow cute.

Bani, please do.

I have

What would Margo said?

Kill him! Now!

Kill him!

- I can not

Do it!

I can not.

I love it.

Throw them both in a

pool with piranhas.

I have no cup costume.

- Stop!

What is it?

According to tradition, women piranhas, I challenge

vou avocado jungle to fight for the throne!

It is your right.

But I warn you Margo,

has no chance.

- Video.

Jay Leno is.

I Izuavala anti oruije

at Berkeley.

Professor Harris?

- No, Professor. Johnson.

I thought it was Dr. Johnson at Stanford?

- Only orally.

Why not say the real reason women Piran

why you became their leader?

What blebee?

- Nala I have records.

Proitala I have zabeleke.

The title for your book?

You do not care about women piranhas.

Just want to write a book

about his experiences.

That's not true

'My life with women piranhas' author Francine Kurtz?

Tempting.

It would be a best-seller,

media propraeno,

but should net you new to substantiate

an interest readers ...

and this is better than detection of

the private life of women Piran?

Hoe if Margo wins?

- Yes ...

well you wear a condom?

Yes, in pederui.

- We needed to later ...

You wanted to eksploatie their lives and

traditions, for cheap popularity ...

Okay, who hoe to bet on Margo,

the odds are 3:
1 for Dr.

Kurtz. A? Oe a?

Women's ...

The truth is, I planned

the book.

But it should be educational work.

- Teko Kurtz.

You spent Preview jungle, and

you become very primitive.

Proitala I have zabeleke, your

field istraivanja are none,

your conclusion as incorrect generalization

of reported observations

You did better than chauvinistic

yarns that we were sent here.

're Piranhas exploit women

for their own advertising.

I do not understand ...

Francine, watch pool ...

- Back!

You do not understand ...

I had to do it ...

I was the talk-show 6 months

advocated feminism, endured

every joke on your account.

I do not know what it is like standing in front of David

Letermenom with all his passion neoseajnosti ...

It took me a net vie,

I thought ...

Piran women, cannibalism ...

Who would I be laughing then?

- About Francine ...

Back!

Piranhas have exploited

women ...

I do not know how to ...

David Letterman ...

Was!

Uasan ou.

You are very wise Dr.

Hunt, now will be to unite

all women jungle.

Now that you are united, fashion to consider

relations with mukarcima the tribe.

There are ways ophoenja differently to

them, other than placing on the menu.

Considered that you mentioned, and discussed

at the weekly gatherings.

Cardiac time.

To get safe home with you.

- AOS.

UEMOA is.

OK, let's go.

Where's my pitolj?

- A pistol ...

Let me carry pitolj, at least until

the end of the jungle ...

Come on, you poteii else,

but I to wear it.

Know, look at our female

piranhas ...

Thanks.

Hey, is not charged right?

After a medical examination

and evaluation,

Popie tea with Nancy Reagan,

the second day

imaemo seminar on

relations office.

Then go policy orientation.

Yes, imaemo them all

the students.

I hope you still nee take long before Dr.

Hunt line up all those girls ...

I admire you, use the feminists

against feminists ...

How to turn it wisely.

But, as the women?

It's over.

- A.

Dr. Hunt, how long coverage,

formed there?

You have not heard ...

- Nita, I did not

know it already.

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