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[laughter]

Now, let me tell you though,

for every hour sailing,

you got six hours

of maintenance.

This boat needs to be cleaned,

scrubbed, and waxed every trip.

Your bilge has got to be cleaned

every day.

And that's a grimy job.

Now I'm gonna start you off.

I'm gonna get some buckets,

some rags, a lot of soap,

and you're gonna start cleaning.

- What do you wanna do now?

- I'm thinking we sell the boat.

- Good, yeah,

I can't stand boats.

- Holy sh*t.

You think she's come

to take our souls away?

- I don't know,

is that how it works?

- I don't know, but I'm not

sticking around to find out.

- Sit down, loser!

- Okay.

But, Connie,

before you take our souls

back to the underworld,

I just want you to know

that we are very, very sorry

that we killed you.

- I wasn't dead.

- But I kicked you.

- Dino.

- I did.

She was dead like a rock.

- It's called

a coronary episode.

You should have called

an ambulance

instead of kicking me,

retard.

Now, you're gonna get me

my coin back.

- How we gonna do that?

- They got it in some

fancy exhibit uptown.

- Wait a second.

We don't work for you.

- I've been watching

you amateurs

for the past few months,

and you know what?

You can change your clothes,

pretend you're somebody else.

But you're crooks.

You're rotten,

and you're never gonna change.

- Screw you, Connie.

- And if you don't do this job,

I'll have my fat friends

cut off your limbs,

set fire to your boat,

and eat your dog.

- I'm in.

- Wait a minute.

You've been

pushing us around

ever since we moved

into this neighborhood.

You want to work with us,

you got to offer us

something more than threats.

- How 'bout 10%?

- 10% of what?

- I got a dot head in Bombay

ready to give me

$5 million for it.

- So we're talkin' $5,000?

- $500,000?

- But this ain't something

you losers can do yourselves.

You got to split it

with your other partners.

- What other partners?

- Maybe we should

go back to the Feds

and have them witness protection

us or something.

- Not me.

I love New York.

- $500,000 could pay

for middle school.

- And high school.

- This is a big job.

- That's for damn sure.

- Let's go.

- So what are we thinking?

- I'm thinking

they got big vents in there.

- I'm thinking we need

a lot of dynamite.

- Ronald, this is

a great institution.

- Aw, come on, baby.

- I will seduce security.

- Lana, they must have

- Yes.

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