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Captain Newman, M.D. Page #5
- Year:
- 1963
- 126 min
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to spend the rest
of your days in
a mental hospital.
Is that likely?
That's what usually
happens when people
split themselves in two.
Daylight recon
flights will continue.
Lieutenants Bergman,
Brady, Oswald,
Reinhardt will
patrol Sector A.
Sector B,
Lieutenants Grace,
Newhouse,
Captains Moore and Leary.
Oh, Jackson.
Can you get a hold of
and have him wire
this room for playback?
I want to know everything
that Bliss says.
Okay.
Oh, and tell him yourself.
The light seemed
to bother him.
He's more comfortable
this way.
Paul
Cabot
Winston.
Tired.
Captain Winston.
Paul? Paul.
It's happened before.
Once at the evac hospital,
he went to sleep
for three days.
His case file is on your desk,
but it doesn't give you
much to go on.
His plane crash-landed
in France.
Missing in action 13 months.
Liberating forces
found him in a cellar.
He identified himself
and blacked out.
The evac N.P. tried shock,
then pentothal.
Negative. He can't
or won't respond.
Anything from
French locals?
Nothing in the report.
He was 13 months
in a cellar.
That's all there is.
Oh, Francie,
Leibowitz thinks
we have another customer.
Check on a boy
named Tompkins, Ward 3.
Mmm-hmm.
Which one is he?
Just take a look
and guess.
He's all yours,
if you want him.
Bed eight.
Thanks, Katie.
Hello, there.
Hi, fellas.
Pick a card.
(MEN WHlSTLlNG)
Darling.
Hi.
Darling. Darling.
FRANClE:
Evening, Corporal.I'm Lieutenant Corum.
Well, how are you,
beautiful?
Are you gonna
take care of me?
No. I'm in Ward 7.
Hurray for you.
How are you
coming along here?
I've been in worse places.
Well, is there
anything you need?
Yeah.
Some cheaper booze
and some juicier broads.
In that order?
Okay, so you don't
shock easy in Ward 7.
Big deal.
First it was that
Corporal Leibowitz.
Now it's you.
Maybe you're prettier
than he is, ma'am,
but I'm gonna give it to
you like I gave it to him.
You tell Captain Newman
I said to shove it.
Ain't nobody gonna
slap no needle in me.
It's getting
for a walk.
BLISS:
To includeCaptains Trabert,
Adler, McDonnell,
Lieutenants Jacobs
and Hassmiller.
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
Tompkins' file.
And a message for you,
"Shove it."
Sounds rude.
I can't read him.
I don't know
if there's anything
wrong with him
or if he's trying to
live up to his reputation
as a stinker.
Severe
gastrointestinal pains.
Insomnia.
He's 20 years old?
Mmm-hmm.
Something wrong
with him, all right.
In that case,
you'd better drop by
and see him.
I'm sure
he won't come here.
I can't help him
unless he comes to me.
If I go to him,
I'm the weaker.
Lost him
before I start.
It's his move.
Now help me with
these names, will you?
Joe, you don't intend
to write to everybody
Bliss mentions?
Now I've written to
the Senior Air Surgeon
in New Guinea,
and asked him to talk
to all the people who
were close to Bliss.
The key to his split is
somewhere in his past.
So, if I can't get it
from him, I have to go
elsewhere.
Now, is this third name
McDonnell or MacDonald?
BLISS:
To includeCaptains Trabert,
Adler, McDonnell,
Lieutenants Jacobs
and Hassmiller.
(ALL CHATTERlNG)
Leibowitz.
Later!
It's Gavoni.
Gavoni?
He's outside!
He must've found out.
(SHUSHlNG)
Now, wait a minute, fellas.
We've got a small
crisis on our hands.
Now, let's deal with it.
Everybody go back to
their places. Go ahead.
When I find my salami,
I'm gonna make...
Go.
Up the sleeve.
Good boy.
Leibowitz!
LElBOWlTZ:
Hi, Gavoni.Don't "Hi, Gavoni" me.
Somebody stole my salami.
Are you accusing
one of my patients
of being a crook?
I ain't accusing them.
These men are
in the service
of their country.
I know who took it.
One of these men
may turn out to be
another Eisenhower.
Leibowitz, I want that
salami and I ain't kidding.
Now, will you take it easy?
Now, to begin with,
are you sure
you had a salami?
Gavoni had a salami!
My sister sent it to me!
She sends me one
every week without fail.
Well, in that case,
why don't you check
with the post office?
Have them put
a tracer on it.
I don't need no tracer.
That salami's right
here in this room.
And what's more,
it was stolen.
(CLEARS THROAT)
It was stolen, huh?
Yeah.
Okay. Well, in that case,
we're gonna help you
find your man.
Now let's start
at the very top.
Do you think
Colonel Pyser
stole your salami?
You know who stole it.
You did.
Now, just a minute.
Don't try to back out.
You already
accused these men.
Who blamed
anybody in this...
Don't try to
weasel out of this.
Did I blame anybody
in this room? Did l?
The damage is done.
You've already thrown
the whole ward into
a trauma. Right, men?
(ALL SHOUTlNG)
All right, all right!
I've heard it
a thousand times.
Gavoni, that's
very bad psychology.
You've given everybody
a guilt complex.
is apologize.
Now apologize.
Come on.
All right. I'm sorry.
Words, words.
Nothing but words.
Sorry.
Gavoni, if you're
really sorry, show it.
How?
Share your salami
with these men.
How can I share
a salami I don't have?
Gavoni, Gavoni.
That's beside the point.
Let's get to the meat
of the question.
Would you share it?
Yeah.
Good!
Okay, men,
you heard Gavoni.
He's gonna share
the salami.
So let's give him
a hand and find it.
Arkie, no one leaves
this ward till we find
that salami.
Men, let's look!
Under the beds,
in the pillowcases,
check your pockets.
Remember Lost Weekend?
Check the fixtures.
Come on, let's go!
Everybody, look!
Look under the beds.
Look in the pillowcases.
Let's find it!
I found it!
That's it.
Now just a minute, Gavoni.
Just a minute.
Gavoni, are you sure
this is your salami?
It's a Genoese.
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
It's your salami.
See. All that fuss,
all that screaming?
No one stole
your salami, Gavoni.
You lost it.
Butterfingers.
How could I lose
a salami in somebody's
bathrobe?
Gavoni, may I remind you
of a cardinal rule in
the field of psychiatry?
In the words of
Sigmund Freud,
"Show me a man that
can lose his temper
"and I'll show you a man
that can lose his salami."
(ALL CHEERlNG)
Gavoni, come here.
Start cutting.
Do you mind?
Oh, by the way, Gavoni.
Yeah?
I promised Bobby
the first slice.
GAVONl:
Roger.MAN:
The one inthe middle's mine.
And give my best
to your sister.
They're all yours,
Captain.
Thank you, Doctor.
Oh, excuse me.
This came this morning.
I think it's for you.
"Big shot, cuckoo squad."
That's me, all right.
It's from Tompkins.
He wants me to
meet him tonight
in the rec hall.
In my opinion,
Tompkins...
I leave it entirely
in your hands.
I have every confidence.
Excuse me.
At 1 1:
00.Hey, douse the light,
will you, Doc?
It's all right.
Come on in.
They gig me
if they find me.
I'll take care of that.
Okay.
You know something, Doc?
A man should
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