Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Page #8
Yeah, well, here we go again!
Tra-la-laa!
Are you worried
about impending doom?
Those evil villains
got you filled with gloom
But don? you fear,
there's a hero in the sky
The sky, the sky
it's not a bird
And it's not a plane
And it's not
an egg salad sandwich
It's the waistband warrior
Hear his mighty battle cry!
Tra-la-laa!
Hey, watch out, crime!
It's Wedgie-power time
Na, na, na, na, na
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Faster than
a speeding waistband!
He's bustin' down doors
While wearing just his drawers
Na, na, na, na, na
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah
More powerful than boxer shorts.
His name is
Under, Under, Underpants
I'm sayin'
Under, Under, Underpants
Oh, yeah,
by some unlikely chance
Captain Underpants is his name
Tra-la-laa!
Snap your fingers
and he'll be right there
That freaky, bald dude
in his underwear
He'll drop those trousers and he?!
Fight to save the day
The day, the day
Oh, there he goes
in his dashing cape
Here he comes
in his tighty-whities
All the bad guys soil themselves
Every time they hear him say
Tra-la-laa!
Hey, who's that hunk'?
Is that cation pre-shrunk'?
Na, na, na, na, na
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's time to fly again!
Suspend your disbelief
He'll save the world
in his briefs
Na, na, na, na, na
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah
To the sky!
Under, Under, Underpants
I'm sayin'
Under, Under, Underpants
Check out that superhero stance
Captain Underpants is his name
Stand down, Poopypants!
Oh...
Under, Under, Underpants
He's Captain
Under, Under, Underpants
Yeah, by some crazy circumstance
Captain Underpants is his name
Tra-tra-tra... Tra-la-laa!
Under, Under, Underpants
Under, Under, Underpants
Wait.
No way!
She's been on hold for,
like, the whole movie.
Come on, come on.
Hello.
Thank you for holding.
How can I help...
No!
Right from the start
couldn't pull us apart
It just works
Nobody else ever
gets me as well on this earth
Like Rock and Roll
My shows and tellies
Mac and cheese PBs and jellies
Some things are better together
And that's you and me
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
Man, I love you
You're my brother from another
Another mother
You are my favorite
I'm not ashamed to admit
'Cause I do Dude, I do
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
Man, I love you
You're my homie
No one knows me Like you know me
Like the sun and the moon
All the best things come in twos
What would I do
without a friend like you?
What, what, what, what
What would I do'!
What would I do?
Without a friend like you
What, what, what, what
What would I do?
What would I do?
Without a friend like you
Laugh tilt we cry when we're
passing the time away
Even our fights always end
with a smile on our face
Like black and white keys
on a Wurli
Sounds just right
and work in harmony
Some things are better together
And that's you and me
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
Man, I love you
You're my brother from another
Another mother
You are my favorite
I'm not ashamed to admit
'Cause I do Dude, I do
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
Man, I love you
You're my homie
No one knows me like you know me
Like the sun and the moon
All the best things Come in twos
What would I do
without a friend like you?
What, what, what, what
What would I do'!
What would I do?
Without a friend like you
What, what, what, what
What would I do'!
What would I do?
Without a friend like you
Without a friend like you
With... With...
Without a friend like you
What would I do'?
Without a friend like you
With... With...
Without a friend like you
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
Man, I love you
You're my homie
No one knows me Like you know me
You are my favorite
I'm not ashamed to admit
'Cause I do Dude, I do
Dude, I love you Bro, I love you
Man, I love you
Got my back 1 got your back
Like chiropractors
Like the sun and the moon
All the best things come in twos
What would I do
without a friend like you?
What, what, what, what
What would I do'!
What would I do?
Without a friend like you
What, what, what, what
What would I do?
What would I do?
Without a friend like you
Give me a beat.
Saturday, Saturday...
I love Saturday
Where everything is possible
Nothing stands in our way
Don't have to be responsible
Everywhere we go
Nobody says, "No
Yeah, finally we're free
We got nowhere we need to be
On Saturday, Saturday
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey
I think it's time for a break
We'll get away
Get away, eh, eh, eh...
We can go
coloring the world together
We can make a story
that'll last forever
On Saturday,
Saturday, eh, eh, eh
Hey...
The perfect day
The perfect day
Saturday
There's one day every week
No alarms gonna wake me up
Stay in bed and sleep
Lazing all day long
No one says it's wrong
No, finally we're free
We got nowhere we need to be
On Saturday, Saturday
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey
I think it's time for a break
We'll get away
Get away, eh, eh, eh
We can go
coloring the world together
We can make a story
that'll last forever
On Saturday,
Saturday, eh, eh, eh
Hey...
The perfect day
On Saturday
Take your bag
and leave your house
Don't need no TV
to be entertained
We are the show
Come now and play it subtle
Bring back all that we know
Our songs the only thing
that's playing on the radio
On Saturday, Saturday
The sun has shined
on us, hey, hey, hey, hey
I think it's time for a break
We'll get away, get away
The perfect day
The perfect day
We got nowhere we need to be
On Saturday, Saturday
1 fan
Submitted on August 05, 2018
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