Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie Page #7
Don't you say that, Harold!
Don't you leave me!
Attention everyone!
Poopypants here with a little
update on the Poopageddon.
Due to the success
of my plan thus far...
We decided to wipe out laughter
on the entire planet.
After that, you know,
I'll probably
move on to other planets...
Jupiter, Mars...
can't forget Uranus!
Wait. Did he just say...
Your anus.
I know!
Uranus!
Yeah, and once I'm through
with the gas giants...
I figure I'll go
after the other galaxies...
What?
It feels so good to laugh!
No, stop it! Stop laughing!
You're ruining everything!
Yikes!
Extra credit or survival?
Extra credit or survival?
I choose survival!
Uh-oh!
Oh, yeah!
Wow!
No, how could this be happening?
Never underestimate
the power of laughter,
Poopypants!
Oh, that's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
Oh!
Ah! Whoa!
Harold! Harold, we did it!
Harold?
Because I've never laughed
so hard in my life!
Oh, we'll see who's laughing
once I shrink you down...
where you will live
in my pocket forever...
amongst my
cherry-flavored lip balm...
my butterscotch-flavored
lip balm...
Oh, neato!
My mint-flavored
lip balm...
my extra-moisturized
SPF lip balm...
and all of my lip balms!
Why does one person have
so much lip balm?
Help!
Help!
Please, anyone! Help!
Help!
Ooh, I hope you can find
tiny enough pens...
to make your small,
little comic books with...
'cause you're about to
get smallified!
Tra-la-laa!
I feel...
awesome!
No way!
He has real superpowers!
Oh, that is an obvious twist
that I did not see coming...
despite my many years
of comic book studies!
I have come to save the day!
Yay!
Yeah, and I've come to ruin it!
So back off, buddy!
Ha-ha!
Ew, that's gross!
Oh, there's more
where that came from.
Monday! Tuesday!
Wednesday! Thursday!
Ha-ha! Unlimited underpants!
I am so glad that we gave him
that superpower!
My Sizerator!
Well, it's mine now!
Alas!
The final failure
for Professor Poopypants.
Hmm. What does this button do?
Oh...
Well, hello down there!
No!
Must be holding it backwards.
Yup. That was it.
Wow. He is super dumb.
I can't reach.
Time to take you down
once and for all, Poopypants!
Buzz off!
Captain Underpants!
Fly over here
so we can make you big again!
Crackerjack idea.
George, just don't...
No!
Ha-ha!
Give him a big hand
for that one, everybody!
Get him.
Whoops.
Look what I've got.
A tiny school
filled with tiny children...
and their tiny teachers
whose tiny salaries...
reflect their size and also...
the value society puts
on education.
I'll take that!
Oh! Then I'll take that!
Ow! Did you just slap me?
Yes, I did.
And you deserved it.
No, I didn't! Your hand
is huge! That hurt a lot!
Give it back, it's mine!
No! Hands off!
No fair! No backsies!
Give it to me!
Would you just give me that?
Now look what you've done!
Give it!
George!
Gotcha!
Yeah, that's more like it!
Nice work, sidekicks!
I'll just put this back down
right here.
No, no, no!
Captain Underpants...
There we go. Back to normal...
like it never happened.
Oh, no, where'd he go?
You'll never catch me!
You can't stop
Professor Poopypants!
Get back here!
I can't reach!
Get him, Captain Underpants!
A bee!
Get away from me!
I'm free!
What? What the...
Why would you do that?
You just let
the bad guy get away!
Come on, guys. Pretty sure
the bee wasn't the bad guy.
What the heck happened here?
You're welcome, peace keeper!
Would you keep it down?
Did not see that coming!
Take that, Doctor Diaper!
I can't believe we made him.
And he's even dumber
in real life.
Oh! Look! Little dolphins!
We have to get rid of him,
don't we?
I think we do.
I mean,
he's a way bigger problem
than Mr. Krupp ever was.
But, you know, George...
bringing back Krupp
permanently...
we'll never be
in the same class again.
Yeah, I know.
But just 'cause we're
in separate classes,
doesn't mean
we can't be friends...
Well, yeah. I mean, we'll
always be friends. Right?
Yeah. Hey, in fact,
you know what?
Let's do a blood oath.
But minus the blood. I don't
wanna see the blood. No blood.
Pinky swear?
No, that's lame. Mmm-mmm.
Oh, got it!
Oh, no. What? No!
That's not sanitary.
Can't we just do
a verbal declaration
of friendship or something?
Oh. Okay. Yeah, wow.
I haven't really
prepared anything, but...
I, Harold...
hereby declare George
as my best friend,
permanently, forever.
And I, George, accept
the permanent rights...
to be his best friend forever...
and the constitution
of friends...
America, friendship.
And the United States
of America.
Land and the United States.
Good, okay, yeah.
It's done. All right, cool.
Phew.
What a relief.
Yeah, no kidding.
I mean,
why were we even worried...
about that whole classroom
thing in the first place?
You know, I don't know.
We were younger then.
Clearly, we have grown.
Clearly, we have.
Chums!
Thank you for chronicling
my surprisingly
grounded biography.
The truth is a slippery thing.
And you nailed it.
Now it is time to fly again!
Farewell, my dear sidekicks.
Goodbye, Captain Underpants.
Goodbye.
George! Harold!
What am I doing in your
tree house again?
You boys are in big trouble!
I don't know how big yet...
Why does this keep happening?
Where are my clothes?
Where are they?
I don't get it.
Why is Krupp so angry
and Captain Underpants so happy?
Maybe it's because
Captain Underpants had us.
You know, he had friends.
We could fix that.
Yeah, you know, we could.
So that's how we came
to pull the rarest prank
of all...
The prank...
for good.
Huh?
"Do you want to go a date?"
A date?
"Love, Edith."
"Principal Krupp."
Oh!
Benjamin Krupp, you sly dog.
Edith, the lunch lady.
Big plans tonight, Mr. Krupp?
No! What?
That's none of your business!
But, if you must know...
yeah, I actually do.
By the way,
I was tidying up my office...
and I believe
these belong to you...
Our comics?
Did you just pull that out
of the garbage can?
Well, I read them...
and considering
they're completely
implausible, juvenile...
and filled with
the lowest form of wit...
potty humor...
they're actually pretty funny.
See ya later!
Well, how about that...
That's a good one.
You know, it feels good to do
something nice for Mr. Krupp.
Yeah, you know what? It does.
Promise we'll never do it again.
Promise.
Oh, my!
I've never been to
such a fancy restaurant before.
Well, I had to go all out
for m'lady.
Okay, if you say so, my man!
Once again,
that brings our story
to its happy conclusion.
I think there's some valuable
life lessons in there...
somewhere.
What the?
Eat 'em up, yum, yum!
Yum, yum! Eat 'em up!
Oh, no!
Waiter! Check please!
Principal Krupp!
Oh, no!
Help!
Hang on, sidekicks!
I don't get it!
I really thought
breaking that ring
would get rid of his powers!
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