Career Opportunities Page #6

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya #

I'm not helping you

load your car.

Think again, boy.

You're not taking the

stolen merchandise out.

- I'm not gonna let you.

- Get out.

It's stolen.

All of it!

- Gimme that!

- No!

- Give it to me!

- It's mine!

But where...

Wait a minute.

- You're not going with them?

- Yeah.

You'll be an accessory.

- So?

- You don't know anything about them.

You certainly don't know

anything about him!

These are hardened

criminals here!

That's enough!

Don't waste your time.

You could get a hernia.

If my foot could talk,

it'd say, "May I please

go up this geek's ass?"

- Forget him!

- All right.

He's no use to us.

He's built like an oyster.

Listen.

If you tell on us,

I'll kill you.

Fine.

Jim?

Don't be an ass.

Okay, Jimbo?

Let's go, shall we?

Ahem.

C'mon, come on!

You got it?

I got 'em, I got 'em.

That wasn't a store robbery.

That was an assassination.

That wasn't a clerk.

That was a wise guy.

How do I know?

I spent a little time...

with the FBI's

organized crime unit.

I'm intimately knowledgeable

with the seedy...

workings of the Mob in the

midwest section of this country.

I know a gangland slaying

when I see one,

and that's exactly

what this baby is.

I'd look into it

myself personally,

but I got a date tonight.

Attention, Target shoppers.

Jim?

He is so cool!

# Got my ray-bans on

every day and night #

# Got a one-track mind

that I wanna hide #

# Got an easy job

that I try to keep #

# Got a bunch of giris

and I got 'em cheap #

# Got a million things

that I wanna do #

# But I waste my time

hangin' out with you #

# It's not because

I'm really easy to please #

# It's not the way you

bring me down on my knees #

# It's just a feeling

but it keeps coming back #

# It's a tiny little

heart attack #

# Got a big guitar

lookin' dynamite #

# Got a Thunderbird

that I drive all night #

# Got a shoeshine boy

working overtime #

# Gotta grow up soon

but I never mind #

# Got a big fat guy

takin' all the blame #

# For the chairs I break

when you call my name #

# It's not because

I'm really easy to please #

# It's not the way you

bring me down on my knees #

# It's just a feeling

but it keeps coming back #

# It's a tiny little

heart attack #

# Just a tiny little

heart attack #

# Got a snakeskin suit

that I really like #

# Lookin' like the devil

on a Friday night #

# Got a shark outside

in the swimming pool #

# But there won't be trouble

if you're stayin' cool #

# Got my mind made up

that I'm leavin' you #

# But it won't be easy

No, it won't be true #

# Got a snakeskin suit

that I really like #

# Lookin' like the devil

on a Friday night #

# Got a shark outside

in the swimming pool #

# But there won't be trouble

if you're stayin' cool #

# Got my mind made up

that I'm leavin' you #

# But it won't be easy

No, it won't be true #

# I'll never make it

through a Saturday night #

# I'll never make

another move in the lights #

# 'Cause if I see you and

you're lookin' like that #

# I'll get a tiny little

heart attack #

# It's not because

I'm really easy to please #

# It's not the way you

bring me down on my knees #

# It's just a feeling

but it keeps coming back #

# It's a tiny little

heart attack #

# Give me a tiny little

heart attack #

# Give me a tiny little

heart attack #

# I want a tiny little

heart attack #

# Give me a tiny little

heart attack #

# I want a tiny little

heart attack ##

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