Carpinteros en el taller Page #5

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- Move it, you fag!

- Move it, man!

- Move it, you fag!

You should have

played along, cocksucker.

Whatever happened to you, man?

Leave me alone,

I'm busy right now, OK?

Okay.

Who are you?

Julian.

From which block?

Cell 6, from San Cristobal.

- What do you want?

- I want to sign up.

- What do you want?

- I want to sign up.

- Good morning!

- Good morning, sir!

- Good morning!

- Good morning, sir!

Roll call!

- Julian Sosa.

- Here.

- Joselito Manuel.

- Present.

- Antonio Fadul.

- Present, sir.

- Eduardo Santos.

- Here, sir.

- Enrique Acosta.

- Here, sir.

- Enrique Acosta.

- Here, sir.

What is this?

Come over here.

What have I told you about this?

- Excuse me, sir.

- Excuse you what?!

- What have I told you?

- Excuse me, sir.

I've told you a thousand times

that's forbidden here!

I'm sorry, sir!

Take him. Handcuff him.

Take him. Handcuff him.

Where was I?

- Antonio Fadul.

- Here, sir.

- Joselito Manuel.

- Here, sir.

- Enrique Acosta.

- Present.

Well guys, we're short of

a drummer.

Well guys, we're short of

a drummer.

So who's up to it?

I could do it.

But you've never played that drum.

I've been watching Miguel a lot.

I can do this.

Well then let's give it a try,

see how he does.

Well, as you can see,

this is the cell block.

Well, as you can see,

this is the cell block.

Inmates with green shirts

are in preventive detention,

the ones in blue

have been convicted.

And this here is the cafeteria...

How do you think Roman

will react when he sees me?

How about Javielito?

How about Javielito?

You've been way too quiet.

- You girls talk too much.

- And you don't talk.

- I don't have anything to say.

- Sure...

What do I have to say?

Just don't get nervous

when you see him...

Don't worry.

You know he will be there.

You know he will be there.

OK.

You have to wait for my count.

One, two, three.

On the count of three,

you join in along him.

The "gira" starts with me.

Now pick up your instruments,

we're going on stage.

Good morning, fellow inmates...

...and various authorities

gathering here today...

...in what we call

the 7th Penitentiary Festival!

Now we present the girls

from Najayo Female Penitentiary.

Now we present the girls

from Najayo Female Penitentiary.

Come over here girls.

Applause!

Very good!

Along with the boys

from Najayo Male Penitentiary,

the Paleros!

Come on in, guys!

Applause!

What's up, man?

Get out of here Manaury.

You know you're banned here.

Are you still on Cell 6?

Are you still on Cell 6?

Yeah.

Didn't you lose a small,

black phone recently?

Who stole it?

Open up and I'll tell you.

Alright.

Sh*t!

F***!

Big applause for them.

The girls from Najayo CCR2

and the boys from Najayo CCR17!

Put your hands together!

And to continue with this show,

I'll present you a special artist...

Could you...?

- Hello, pretty lady.

- Hi. You did good.

- Stealing, huh?

- You didn't like it?

Of course.

You're good at it.

And you...

Did I steal you?

- Almost.

- Almost?

- Almost.

- What do I have to do?

- Almost.

- What do I have to do?

You know...

To give all myself to you,

you have to do the same for me.

How so?

You must marry me.

Marry? What?

- What are you laughing at?

- You're laughing too.

- What are you laughing at?

- You're laughing too.

- Do you think I'm easy? I'm not easy.

- Bravo!

What a pretty surprise.

You should have seen

yourselves from my seat.

People were amazed.

You're such a star, nigga.

Get off.

Easy, no need to be rude.

- You too.

- Thanks.

- Was that performance for you?

- What do you think?

- What a pretty hairdo.

- Get off.

- What do you want?

- Just to congratulate you both.

Congratulate?

Well, you've done it,

take a hike.

Good job.

You too.

There are no more excuses.

Well, that will depend on you.

You know what to do.

- And be careful with that a**hole.

- Sure.

Come over here.

"Love medicine I need from you"

"... 'cause you are the only woman..."

"...that can cure me from..."

"...my cancer of love."

Excellent job from our brother,

singing this "bachata"!

And with this we finalize

this wonderful show!

Now we'll orderly wait for dismissal...

...to go back to our cell blocks.

Thank you so much!

Come on, keep moving!

Come in, office...

Shut down all the cell blocks and bring

me back the inmates that were here...

...right away!

And lock the front and back doors!

Do any of you

have anything to say?

Is anybody hiding anything

they should give back?

Do it now.

Don't make this harder.

- What about you, Julian?

- What you mean?

Step forward.

Step forward!

Check him.

I don't have anything!

- That's not mine!

- Quiet!

- That's not mine, someone must...

- I said quiet!

We'll find out soon enough.

Are you trying to tell me

this isn't yours?

We checked your cell and found this.

This thing in your place,

isn't yours either?!

That isn't mine, either!

This isn't yours?

You're saying this isn't yours?!

Really? Not yours?

The pipe is.

Who gave it to you?

Who gave it to you?! Or you'll spend

two months in the hole!

One.

Two.

From the kitchen.

The kitchen where?

The storage room.

F***!

Get four more guards

and check the storage room.

Get back in the line.

And be careful how you behave.

"Were you lying all this time?"

"Those panties aren't mine!"

"Then why did you have them?"

"I don't know!"

"Liar!"

"You dirty dog,

just like the others!"

Leave me alone!

Get off of me!

I have nothing to do with that sh*t!

- I'm telling you!

- Shut up!

Alright, you're digging your grave.

- You're just making it worse!

- Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut your mouth!

We found him in the kitchen.

Look what he had.

- What is this?

- What is it?

Don't you know what it is?

It was that haitian pokemon that

put it in there!

I'm sick of you.

I've given you way too many opportunities.

Are you listening?!

Everyone that works in the kitchen,

Get out!

- Sir...

- Shut your mouth!

I said, shut up!

- Can we talk?

- Shut up!

Want to talk?

Get their prison records ready!

You'll be sent to

La Victoria Penitentiary right away!

Prepare the trash truck,

that's where they're going!

Take them away!

You're hurting my hand!

Get off me!

I'm innocent!

Those panties aren't mine!

You're squeezing too hard!

No one scorches me

without getting burned,

you get it, cocksucker?

You're the one who double-crossed me!

And you stole my woman!

I didn't steal anybody.

That woman is not into you.

She is not into you either!

She was just using you while doing her time!

Jackass... that woman was

just after your money.

- We'll see whose money she's after.

- She's my woman.

Your woman!

Keep jerking off to that!

You just keep doing it!

We'll see if she visits you in hell now.

Stop being bitter.

Bitter? I'll show you what

bitter is when I get my hands on you...

We'll bump in there and I'm going

to crack your skull and stitch you up.

You dig, cocksucker?

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