Carry on Jatta Page #11

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say that while making flatbreads..

..if the dough falls from your

hand, guests come to your house.

Elders have said this

phrase about sweets?

This one l've heard

for the first time.

l am very smart myself.

l made up this phrase.

A phrase starts on

some day or the other.

Assume that it has started today.

Henceforth, whenever

a sweet falls from the hand..

..consider that

someone is missing you.

People who have given

you birth will not miss you.

Who else must be missing you?

Come on, go on.

You have done a good thing to me.

Your family problem is solved.

So go on.

People don't do this

with the spare tire also.

After using the spare tire,

they tighten it with four bolts.

And you tell me to go ahead?

A spare tire is better than you.

You are that precious

fire cracker of 'Diwali'..

..which never works on time..

..and when it works,

it Just bursts.

Go on.

As you wish.

-Now where are you going that way?

Now should l walk on my hands?

- Go to your room upstairs.

But you Just said Jass got married.

So how can l go upstairs?

So if Jass is married,

will you leave your wife alone?

First of all,

l don't understand this system.

Why are you so confused?

A person staying with you

will go crazy. l am Just confused.

Eat this.

l have made many people go crazy.

What are you?

Advocate Dhillon has

not worn this black coat..

..l hope Goldie is not around..

Just like that.

Wait. l will not spare you.

You idiot. l will not spare you.

Listen to me.

Today l will cut

you into small bits.

Listen to me.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Buddy, hear me out.

Hello. Hello.

Friend, listen to me.

Friends normally cut a

cake on their friend's marriage.

And you are trying

to cut your friend.

l will cut my friend.

Listen to me. Buddy, listen to me.

l did not know she would come here.

You have married her, telling her that

you are the son of this family.

lf she does not come here,

where else will she go?

l will cut you into pieces.

Buddy, listen to me. Listen to me.

You are already in a mess.

You will go to prison, l tell you.

You have given me two wives.

What worse can happen to me?

Buddy, why are you getting worried?

Don't worry.

We will find a solution

to this problem.

l get angry at your actions.

And l feel like laughing

at your solutions.

l have already found a solution.

What solution have you found?

l have told Preet that you

are not the son of this family.

Then you might as

well cut me into pieces.

Don't do drama.

l have pacified Preet.

Hey, she is my wife.

How did you pacify her?

l have pacified her for your sake.

Now go down the ladder

and go straight into my bedroom.

Yes!

Listen, why should

l go to your bedroom?

Preet is waiting for you there.

The girl for whom you used to

get down the ladder and go home..

..now you will go straight

to my bedroom for that same girl.

For a whole one month,

it will go on like this.

Yes!

You are great, my friend.

But how will l repay

your favour, Jass.

Don't be my friend in my next life.

lt's good that you are in a mess.

This ladder is here again?

Now Jass is also married.

Leaving his wife alone,

is he addicted to stealing things?

l feel this case

is getting complicated.

l will have to check it out.

Advocate Dhillon does not

wear a black coat Just like that.

He wears it to

hide his black deeds.

Very good. Very good.

Climb on. l am holding. Go on.

Son.. have some shame.

Before we are defamed

in the whole neighbourhood..

..l will fetch an axe

and cut off the ladder.

Son, what is the fault

of this lifeless thing?

And you are misunderstanding.

- Okay, you explain to me.

Everyday you bring the ladder here.

What are you trying to do?

What nonsense are you talking?

Because of your deeds,

my mother is no more.

Thank God! She saw you riding

a horse once and is no more.

Otherwise she would see these

actions of yours and die once more.

ldiot. Can't you

talk nonsense softly?

You have defamed

me in front of the dead.

Now you are screaming and defaming

me in front of the neighbours.

What do the neighbours know?

As soon as the moon rises,

you climb the ladder...

...and wonder what you are up to.

ldiot. You are screaming

like a toy who has been winded up.

Give me a chance to speak also.

- Go ahead.

l have not climbed the

ladder to do something wrong.

Before defaming me, look at

the colour of your father's beard.

What do l look it? ln the morning,

you will colour it black again.

Your sons have been married.

Why are you doing such deeds?

l do these deeds in the house.

l don't go outside and do them.

That day is also not too far.

But listen to me carefully.

Henceforth, if l see you

anywhere near this ladder..

..l will collect the

whole neighbourhood here.

Then you know how

the neighbours are.

They will bring you down the ladder

and put you up somewhere else.

Useless kids.

Can't give me any happiness.

Come on.

- l am leaving.

You do the needful.

Parvati Kaur, did you hear?

Your useless sons are bent

on getting me on to a donkey.

And l am arranging

a party for them.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

You are standing like

a flame in front of us.

Burn your lovers.

Burn. Burn. Burn.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

Keep watching. l dance so well.

Every tantrum of

mine is worth millions.

Worth millions.

Keep watching. l dance so well.

Every tantrum of

mine is worth millions.

Worth millions.

l have brought a black

hair extension for you.

Keep it close to you.

Close to you. Close to you.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

You are as beautiful as a flower.

Don't ever forget

the moments of love.

ln this season.

You are as beautiful as a flower.

Don't ever forget

the moments of love.

ln this season.

Swing these lovers

on the swings of love.

Swing them.

Swing them. Swing them.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

Burn your lovers.

Burn. Burn. Burn.

l will dress up as a doll.

Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.

Burn your lovers.

Burn. Burn. Burn.

We really enJoyed.

- Yes.

Our Job is done.

Brother-in-law?

The food was very tasty, wasn't it?

- Brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law.

We have heard that

to sell their goods..

..salesmen call women sister.

These people have now started

calling men brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law,

where are you looking?

l'm calling you since

such a long time.

Who are you?

Brother-in-law,

you don't recognise me?

l'm TaJi, your brother-in-law.

Whose brother-in-law?

Brother, you are mistaken.

Mistaken? You got married

to my sister in the court.

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