Carry on Jatta Page #12

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Hey, Dhillon has been

practising law since 20 years.

How does this mean court marriage?

Sorry, sorry. l made the

sign of the nuptial rounds.

Brother-in-law, you tell them.

Father, he's right.

The sign was wrong.

Not the sign, tell them

that you are my brother-in-law.

Father.. - Make him

your brother-in-law later.

First tell me,

is this girl your sister? - No.

This is my enemy Buller's daughter.

Preet, do you know

who he is? - Yes.

Yes? - Yes, yes.

He's a crazy man from our village.

He beats up people.

l will beat you right now.

What are you doing with him?

- Hey.

What are you doing with him?

- She is his wife.

His wife is my sister.

You don't know how to make signs.

How will you find

a proper brother-in-law?

Hey, crazy man.

For a minute, if l consider

him to be your brother-in-law..

..that means your sister

is married to him. - Yes.

That means you are his

wife's brother. - Absolutely.

l will give you two tight slaps.

Neither does your

brother-in-law recognise you..

..nor does your

sister recognises you.

Look at him.

He is acting like a crazy man.

Look at them carefully.

She is his wife.

Go and look for your brother-in-law

somewhere else. - Yes.

And here, take this Rs. 20 and

go and have lunch somewhere else.

Come on, let's go.

- You think l'm crazy?

Looking at your stomach, you look

like the manager of a cattle shed.

Come on. Come on. The more we talk

to him, he will drive us crazy.

You have destroyed

the life of my sister.

What are you saying, brother?

Mahi, your husband

has got remarried.

Speak softly.

What nonsense are you talking?

He is lying down inside.

- Lying down inside?

Yes, he is not well.

As soon as he returned

from the shop, he went to sleep.

His friend and his

wife have come to see him.

What happened, Mahi?

Brother TaJi, when did you come?

- When did l come?

Mahi, l have seen him now in

the market with Buller's daughter.

He has got remarried.

Mahi, l think l Just talk in my

sleep. He sees things in his sleep.

Don't create tension in my house.

She has come to ask for his help.

Call her right now.

What is the matter, Mahi?

Hello, brother. When did you come?

When did you come?

Everyone is after me.

Now tell me.. how is he

related to you? Now tell me.

He? Brother Jass.

- Not brother.

He's a superhero who

handles two women at a time.

Oh, gosh!

- Brother!

She.. she is his second wife.

She is standing here.

Oh, God!

What have you said? l am doomed.

What happened?

Who made my wife cry?

Him.

Who is this guy?

'Saale' (brother-in-law).

No bad words.

Don't give me bad words.

l am not giving you bad words,

brother.

l am telling him our relationship,

brother-in-law.

He must be your brother-in-law.

He is not my brother-in-law.

He made my wife cry.

Honey, he has defamed me.

He?

- Yes.

You wait here a moment.

He says that brother Jass and l..

You wait a moment.

- Brother, l apologize.

What are you looking at?

Say sorry. - Say.

Say sorry.

- Say.

Mahi, l.. - Say sorry,

l have to go to another place too.

Mahi, trust me.

- You say sorry.

Sister-in-law, he will not say

sorry. l think he is very adamant.

A brother brings fruits

to his sister's house..

..you have brought tension?

l will not spare you all.

l will not.

Sister-in-law, instead of

tying a 'rakhi' to such a brother..

..you should tie him with

a rope and that too with a nail.

Either my sister has gone crazy,

or l have gone crazy.

You!

l will not spare your father.

l will not spare him. - Hello..

the way to go out is from here.

Your father did not

do a good thing to me.

l will not spare you all.

- Get lost.

l will not spare you too.

Don't fall down the stairs,

you idiot.

Sorry.

Today the ladder is not here,

looks like it is not yet time.

But today l will catch the one

who keeps the ladder red-handed.

l will not spare him.

Jass?

l knew earlier, my useless

son can only do such a dirty deed.

Honey?

You both will not be spared today.

Father!

l'm dead. - Are you happy

falling down? Are you hurt?

This is not your age to

climb ladders but to climb stairs.

ldiot, children normally

hold the hands of their elders....

...and make them stand up..

..and my useless son is

bent on making me climb stairs.

ldiot, what are you staring at?

Give a hand.

To mother?

- No, to father.

l don't understand what

world record are you trying..

..to set by climbing

the ladder all the time.

Stop talking nonsense.

What happened uncle?

Was there a thief?

Nothing. You go inside.

You won't go inside! You

won't go inside! Stay right there.

What happened?

- Nothing.

From tomorrow you won't

put clarified butter...

...in his lentils

but put sleeping pills.

ldiots, you first

drive away my sleep and..

..now you try to put me to sleep.

Ask her where her husband is.

He is inside. Do you have any work?

Oh, l see. He is inside?

lf he is inside then call him here.

Call him.

What happened?

- Mr. Dhillon is calling you.

He is standing downstairs. Come.

No, it does not look good if we

stand on top and talk to elders..

..l will go downstairs

and talk to him.

Honey!

We are in a mess.

- This was sure to happen.

Father, at least tell

us what has happened.

What should l tell my daughter-in-law

about the dirty deeds of my son?

Her husband and my son..

- What are you saying?

Her husband and my son..

- What are you saying?

Her husband and my son..

- What are you saying?

ldiot, let me complete.

- Okay, go ahead.

Where is he? Tell us.

He is coming downstairs to you.

There he is.

What happened?

- What happened?

What happened?

- What happened?

Being my son,

you do such a dirty deed?

What did l do.

- What did l do?

Where have you come from?

From my room.

- From my room.

Where did you come from?

From my room.

- From my room.

You both have not

come from your rooms,...

...you have come

from each other's rooms.

Let the sleeping pills be,

do you have poison in the house?

Father is gone crazy.

l will give you a tight slap,

he is saying father has gone crazy!

l am saying they have

not cone from their own rooms..

..they have come

from each other's rooms.

What are you saying?

- To the extent..

that their own wives..

both of them.. yes!

You have gone crazy!

- You have gone crazy!

Who had spoken about the poison.

- Tell me.

Give it to us.

- Give it to us.

Uncle, what rubbish

are you talking?

l'm saying what is

going on in the house.

Why are you standing quietly?

Why don't you say something?

l.. l..

- l.. l..

What are you blabbering?

There is a limit, uncle.

lf you wish that we

don't stay here, tell us.

We will go away. But all this?

Oh my God!

Reply to my wife.

- Yes.

Yes, reply to his wife.

Give an answer.

- Now speak, father.

Do you have an answer for this?

- Father, now speak.

You have also Joined them?

Useless sons.

TaJi.. he took away

such a precious land.

l have lost my sleep and Mr.

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