Carry on Nurse Page #8

..in my... (Sneezes)

- Nurse! Nurse!

- Yes, Sister.

Get Mr Bell into the side ward immediately.

No, Sister. Nurse, no, please, please!

I'm all right.

Please let me have my operation. Please.

Don't infect all the other patients!

Go with nurse at once.

But you don't understand, Sister.

I must have it today. I simply must.

(Sneezes)

It's nothing, nurse. I'm perfectly all right.

(Sneezes)

- Now come along. Hurry up.

- I haven't got a cold.

- I'm perfectly all right. I'm...

- In you go.

Oh, Megsy, Jack's not all right.

(Sneezes)

(Chuckles)

(Buzzer)

(Knock)

- Come in!

Now what?

Oh, dear. Sounds as if you don't love me today.

I don't. You're a naughty old buzzer.

Now come along, Colonel, what is it?

Give that to Mick for me, would you, please?

- More horses?

- More horses, my girl.

All right. Just this once.

But if Sister found out...

Surely she'd forgive a student nurse,

wouldn't she?

- Fat chance.

- Really?

Perhaps she ought to be reminded

of your status, then.

- Is there anything else, Colonel?

- Let me... Oh, yes, dear. I'm awfully sorry.

I dropped my cigars down there.

Would you mind?

Oh!

- Colonel!

- Sorry, dear. I never could resist it.

- Well, goodbye, everybody.

- Goodbye, Ollie!

Goodbye, Mr Reckitt.

Sure you've got everything?

Quite sure. Thank you, nurse.

(Hums)

Staff Nurse!

Oh, Staff Nurse, I forgot to give Mr York

his final certificate. I think you'll just catch him.

Surely it could be posted, Sister.

You run after him.

Yes, Sister.

Mr York.

If I have a date tonight, the name's Ted.

Ted.

Hurry up, nurse.

- There are other things for you to do, you know.

- Yes, Sister.

Nurse Dawson! (Tuts)

Goodbye, Bernie.

Jeremy!

- Hello, darling!

- Hello, love.

- Hello, son!

- Hello.

- Do you remember me?

- Mm.

- Do you? Got a present for me?

- Mm.

Come on, then. Give it to me.

Oh! Ooh, what a punch!

Come on, give me a kiss. That's lovely.

- Hello, darling.

- Hello, love.

Come on, now.

Who taught him that, then? You?

Right. Now.

Come in!

- Hello, hello, hello!

- Hello, Colonel.

To what do I owe the honour of this visit?

- You're going back into the ward tomorrow.

- That's right.

We have to carry out just one final test.

- It'll only take a few minutes.

- That's all right.

- Hey, what goes on?

- We're getting our own back on the old boy.

Oh, he's a sport.

By the time we're through with him,

he'll need to be.

SISTER:
How fortunate I met you, Matron.

- Matron!

I have a lot to do.

I must get through my rounds early.

- I'm afraid everything won't be quite ready.

- All right.

I do hope our troublesome colonel

won't delay me too long today.

(Knock)

COLONEL:
Come in!

Good...

Colonel! Whatever's going on?

Come, come, Matron. Surely you've seen

a temperature taken like this before?

Oh! (Chuckles) Yes, Colonel. Many times.

But never...with a daffodil.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes