Carry On Pickpocket

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With lot of luck,

Let's go!

Which wicket is for current account?

Over there, Sir.

Which wicket is for saving account?

Wicket NO.6.

Mr, Chen, deposit both the check

and the cash?

Yes, please.

Would you like big notes? Yes.

Do you want to wlthdraw cash?

What do you think l'm doing,

painting?

Can l help you in any way?

How do you spell One Thousand?

You can write chinese.

I asked you because I can't write chinese.

The lady can help you fill it?

No, I can always look up the dictionary.

I'm delighted with his recent progress.

We can't go wrong with the target you pick.

It's just marvellous.

Of course.

Could I see it, teacher?

No need, just trust me.

I wouldn't cheat on you.

I don't mean not trusting in you, but....

You curse me,

No, teacher.

You curse me today.

What date is it?

My birthday.

But we just celebrated your

birthday last month.

This one is my lunar calendar's birthday.

Let's go.

Where to?

Get some gift.

Not necessary, sit down....

I'd be happy as long as you treat

me nicely.

It's necessary.

That's right!

Yes, I've bought it for you.

A box of chocolate?

Pretty smart.

A Rolex watch.

Teacher, you do love us.

It's almost the cheapest.

I didn't get the one cost 60 thousand.

This one only costed 30 thousand.

Our hand might be cut lose for the watch.

Don't say that.

You curse my hand being cut lose.

I'm not scared,

I wanna go to the toilet.

Nice watch you get.

What do you want!

Nothing serious, can you lend me

your watch for a picture.

Alright.

Just a minute!

Alright.

Eat something more nutritious.

Rum coke.

Jim Seven.

I have a Russian soup.

OK:

What did you call?

Rice Pot.

I mean what've you ordered?

Russian soup.

You want Russian soup in here?

I only want to look at it.

Are you nut?

Nobody orders Russian soup in here.

Am I a somebody?

This!

Smart ass.

Something wrong with you?

In and out of the toilet.

I have no idea.

How come?

To hell wlth you.

Care for a dance!

Bore?

I've sympathy on lady's like you!

Dance and cheer up.

I don't come here to cheer you up.

I'm bore because of you.

What do you think you are.

Two kinds of man: one sick,

one is disgusting.

You're the third kind,

make me throw up.

Who's going to pity you?

It doesn't matter.

I get used to it.

Mercy, have a dance with me.

Go ahead by yourself.

Waiter.

Yes.

Would you bring me a glass of water,

please?

OK:

Where's Ann?

He's with somebody else but I pay.

Get anyone?

No...

Be straight with me.

Just let me know, I'll fix it up for you.

Will you?

Yes.

Hi.

Who did you talked to?

That one.

The girl in red, you know her?

Yes, a well acquaintance.

What does she do?

I don't remember, she's quiet.

I'll ask her to come over.

Would it be alright?

Come on, l'II introduce you!

Would it be alright?

Come on!

Do you really know her?

You'll find out yourself.

This is my brother, Rice Pot.

He want to ask you for a dance,

but shy to.

So I bring him.

We don't know each other.

It's up to you if you wanna dance

with him or not.

I:

I... I'm leaving

What happened? It's quick

You wasted my time.

Do it yourself!

Pick someone else!

She's my girlfriend, you finished.

Yes, your turn.

I'm sorry, I'll get it again.

This dance is for couple.

Everybody knows.

Quit your movement, it's dancing.

I can't help my self!

What is the matter?

Are you tired?

No.

I mean your neck,

Actually, l don't want to dance with you.

I want to dance with him.

I wonder what's in your mind?

Do you take pills?

I didn't say it.

That fatty thinks he's smart.

Let's dance.

He hits me.

Hit him, no need to tell me.

Do you fight often?

No.

Can I give you my phone Number?

Yes.

Give me your phone number then!

Your friend has been challenged.

I can fight.

Are you alright?

How is it?

Your conscience accusing you?

Let's go!

Jump over it.

You can beat him up also.

No.

Let's go!

Where's your chick?

Pay the damages, she's my chick.

All set.

Anything extra.

No extra.

It's automatic.

You take it, Shih!

Thanks You're welcome.

Damn, can you drive at all?

I have the right away, Mister.

Show me your license.

Buddy, let's go rational!

My car has been badly damaged.

I'll beat you up good

if you don't compensate.

Let me have a look.

How much do you think?

Thirty dollars.

What?

Fifty dollars.

What?

Seventy dollars.

I can't hear you.

A hundred, hundred and ten,

that's all l got.

Allright.....accept.

Get moving.

You've got a new rookie.

Wang Kun

Wang Kun, you'II attach to Mr Wu.

Yes Sir!

What's bothering you?

Please, have a seat.

Some tea.

Sit down.

Where do you put your gun?

Anywhere you like.

My mother said I better put

it on my foot.

Why?

I won't get hurt if it misfired.

Lots of theory.

Morning, Sir.

Morning, Sir.

Good morning.

You all know the detail of

the operation?

Yes.

The senior regards it big.

Don't reveal your identity

before the go ahead.

Yes, Sir.

Please step on the lattice, sergeant.

Yes, Sir.

Should l wrap it up, Sir.

No

Don't mess it around then.

Works hard?

Soso.

Nine O'clock.

Let's go to a movie.

Which movie, sir!

Be smart?

Yes, Sir.

Buy me a gun, Dad!

No, gun is not for kids.

How about a race car?

Kids shouldn't play around with guns.

I'm sorry

Mind were you're going.

What'd you like, Sir?

Yes.

I'm sorry That's alright.

You can't expose yourself.

I'll make a fool of you!

Tell Ann and teacher to leave, Cops.

Which one?

The one with beard.

I'll make a fool of him!

Why did you hit me?

I beg your pardon?

Why did you hit me?

You know what you've said, lady?

It gotta be you, who else?

Sir.

You ain't no man, admit it.

What is it?

What do you want? Why dld you hit me?

She said I hit her.

Misunderstanding...

I'll call the police.

Forget it.

I've hit anyway.

Let me go....

I'm a cop, you want to be detained.

Let me.

Let's go downtown.

Come in.

Is it for me?

Yes, I bought it in a flower shop.

How do you know l like red?

This is the only kind they've got.

Please, sit.

I'll go get change.

You want to get acquainted with

woman police.

Yes, but I'm scared.

As long as you quit pick pocketing.

That's right.

Let's go.

Alright.

Where are we going?

Where to?

Up to you!

You make the decision.

Me too, you make the decision.

I'll go wherever you go.

I can think of anywhere.

Have you declded yet?

Kowloon Tong.

Alright?

Better than strolling around.

You come here often?

I've been here with my former boyfriend.

Who was your boy friend?

It's none of your business.

Why?

Because he's dead.

He was my last boyfriend!

I know.

Any more question?

This is my first time to come here.

Where do you usually go?

I always be by myself.

I wanna tell you something.

Pregent?

I know how to take care of my self.

Then l won't worry.

I've to leave town for a month or so.

To Scotland Yard.

It's official business, secret.

I have to leave for a while.

Where are you going?

To the toilet!

You're too busy in your love affair.

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