Carry On Pickpocket Page #2

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I got hardened but not my legs.

Let's go work.

Sir, you dropped your wallet.

Thank you.

It's too expensive.

I'm sorry, are you alright?

Alright.....

Are you alright, old dad?

Alright....?

I've got you this time, brother, let's go.

A robber, rob in the public latrine.

What?

What do you want?

How dare you to rob in my district.

What do you want?

Save it, let's go,

You can pretending cops than l do.

Drive on!

Boss.

How could you treat Mr. Chen like this?

Release the hand cuff.

Relax, your brother can't match with you.

How are you doing Mr. Chen?

Can you help me out?

I wonder if you can do me a favour?

I own a joint, never work for anyone.

No. I can give a good price.

Pretty interesting.

Go on.

Everytime when you pick a wallet,

you either return the content or

just drop it except the cash.

I want the lD cards you get.

I'll pay 500 bucks for a piece and

a 200 pieces a week.

We ain't ordinary pick pockets,

we only take the cash.

It violates our principle if I cooperate.

That's why l caught you in purpose.

You mean l have no alternatives.

My fellow gangsters doesn't like it.

I haven't look yet!

I told you to treat Mr.

Chen with courtesy?

How much did you say for a piece?

Five hundred.

Give me 3000 bucks then.

Why?

Six lD cards.

Marvellous.

What should we do, Rice Pot?

We're not afraid of them!

What do you think, Chimney?

I won't do it.

Good, we don't give in!

Listen, if your gang doesn't cooperate.

I'll throw you off to sea.

What should we do, Rice Pot?

Fight back.

We won't give in.

You are not the one being beaten up.

Take the ID cards also from tomorrow on.

When did you loose your ID card?

On the bus.

I have to go to work, sir.

Take it off if your teet ache!

The more I remove the less l have.

What is it?

There's many ID card lost reported.

Let's look for some excitement.

Where to?

Birdie nest.

Finished?

Yes.

Brother.

Give me a hand, please.

Who is it!

Who is it!

Nobody.

Who is it!

Nobody.

It must be the kids.

Let me try.

Don't threaten the kids.

The gate is opened.

What do you want?

Do you know me?

Why should I?

I AM CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION

DEPARTMENT SERGEAN What did you say?

ClD sergeant

I AM CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION

DEPARTMENT SERGEAN You also.

Assistant.

Even a robber is better than a cop.

They just take people's money.

Although they might be put in jail.

But treated nicely, 5734

Yes, Sir.

They can earn your month salary in a day.

Does a cop get pay 10,000 a month?

Should I search around?

Too childish.

They are old birds.

You can hardly find anything.

Everything alright, Sir.

What is this?

A model.

What?

Model! Don't you speak mandarin

Is it a tool?

Any new, sir?

You're most welcome visiting me.

Please produce the warrant

If you come for a search.

Do you read english!

Yes.

Read it.

Tommy's Pawnshop, Worn-out suit,

55 bucks.

I'd like to get down to it.

Avoid eating sweets if you've toothache.

Is this sweet?

I can have you both arrested anytime.

I don't think so!

You want me to arrest you now.

I believe you.

Sir.

I haven't finished yet.

Help........

You're bleeding,

you wanna have him changed?

It's my own fault.

Have you finished, sir?

Yes.

Split.

In the dessert.

The 200 lD cards are here.

Here's 100 thousand dollars.

Count it.

It's right.

Tell your boss to leave us alone.

Don't give me the sh*t.

There's something else.

What is it?

Why did you beat my teacher up?

You're asking for compensation?

Save it for yourself.

Don't please.....

Are we even?

Alright.

Tell your boys to stay away from us.

How many?

Two.

This way.

Let's forget about business.

Please sit.

Do you have your brandy in the bar, sir?

No, open a new bottle of cordon bleu.

Yes.

Any ladies you like specially?

No, you fix it, l like them young.

And he like it mature.

You arrange it.

Yes. I know.

Your girlfriend.

Don't tease me.

You look.

These are Magie.

These are Candy.

What's your name?

Hung, Sit!

What's your name?

Chen.

Let's escort them out.

Cheer yourself up.

We gotta be going.

I go take my purse, Alright.

What are you doing in here, Rice Pot?

Come to have a good time.

Don't make trouble here.

You think I can't pay for the bill?

You're trying to avoid seeing me.

You don't understand.

People are cheating upon each

other in this days.

I'll find you.

No, I'll find you.

Drink.

Captain, bring me my purse.

Yes.

Leave.

Stay for some more time.

You stay!

I'll look you up next time.

Open up, Chimney.

Your girlfriend

Let me explain!

I won't listen.

I'm sorry.

Can l punch you and just say sorry?

Yes.

Knock it off, let's go.

Don't think they are all stupid like me.

Everybody has his different taste!

They would think you are crazy.

I'm crazy, crazy.....

What are you looking at?

You'd be charged for not bring your lD.

Listen,

I know what you wanna say?

You haven't change, I....

What about It?

Alright.

What's wrong to take care of the famlly.

How can we live if I don't do it.

What do you mean by this?

You know what I mean.

I gave you four thousand a month

plus your expense.

And l took you to Japan for a trip.

I....

Say it, say it in front of all

the people in here.

Let's go home!

I am not going.

I don't like it back home.

What do you want?

I wanna get my self killed.

Don't joke about it.

You want to listen to me?

No, I don't.

You want me to sell my body.

Fatty, she has been having a hard times.

Don't take it out on her.

It's alright, go home!

One must be doing their best, right?

Alright, l'II listen to your explanation.

Let's go!

There's no point for it, right?

You just talk.

Why didn't you tell me you're

a police woman?

It's a secret mission.

Why are you telllng me now then?

Because l need your help.

The guy l've been dancing with is

Chou Meng Sheng.

He's the leader for the gang

taking robbed goods.

He has a boss.

You want me to steal it from him.

Before his deals.

Yes, he would be damned if he lost it.

His boss won't believe his explanation.

He'll ask him to take it out by all means.

The only way he can get help is

to go to the police.

We want him to be the police witness.

Will you help?

Yes.

Don't let anybody know, not even Chimney.

When will I start?

Tomrrow.

Can't you follow me?

You can't get away from me.

Not that skillful.

Really, no!

I want to take you somewhere.

If there are seven birds on the tree,

How many left after l shot?

None.

Wrong, there should be one left,

the one I hit.

If there are seven planes up there,

I can't shoot that high.

I don't think you can.

Shut up, bastard.

Let's take a look.

5734, you wanna be transferred

back to Tsim station?

Yes.

Come wlth me.

Why are you taking me here?

Don't you see the visitor's here?

They used credlt cards.

I know which one to pick.

Over there.

Your duty is to give the goods

to the purchaser.

The clients are two foreigners

with a rose.

Move your hat when they see you.

He is coming!

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