Cas & Dylan Page #4
Cas, about uh, crashing
your car. Really,
really sorry.
What's with
the dog corpse?
- Don't go there.
- Don't go there?
That's it? You have a
frozen dog in your
cooler. Are you into
necro-bestiality? I read
about that once, it's,
it's not my thing.
But, you know...
- We'll just have to
wait and see, won't we?
(Cas chuckles)
- How do I know
you're not gonna kill me?
done that already.
- Oh.
- Definitely.
- So...
- Look, my dog died.
That's fact. No fiction.
That's reality. I would
like to bury him
somewhere nice.
- Ah... well um,
you broke your lower
control arm. Uh, it's
gonna be a couple hours
though. There's a little
drinking hole down the street--
- Oh yes,
yes! Come on boy.
- Here, let
me get that for you.
- Drink up.
- "To whom it may
concern." That's what
you've got so far? Are you
applying for a job in the
afterlife. Wow, you need
me more than I thought.
- Rule number one. Remember?
Stay out of my business.
- Cas?
- Yes, Dylan?
- Why are you
killing yourself?
- Because I have a
malignant grade four
glioblastoma
brain tumor. Okay?
- That's horrible.
- Well it's one of the
less fun tumors, let's put
it that way.
- Shouldn't you
be in a hospital?
- No.
- Well I don't get
it. You're a doctor, isn't
modern medicine
your thing?
- Yes. That's how come
I know its limitations.
- Okay.
I'm not judging.
- No, that would
be out of character.
But killing
yourself is kind of the
worst. Like on a scale of
1 to 10 of things that are
the worst, killing
yourself is like a 10.
- Actually, I could
think of a hundred things
worse than killing
yourself before I took
another breath.
- Mmn. You're
playing god.
- No, no no.
You're playing god.
- What? How am I--
- We're gonna have to
agree to disagree. Okay? I
have a malignant
inoperable brain tumor.
That's killing me. I'm
not killing me. I'm just
choosing the date. You got
a problem with that? Take
it up with the tumor.
I want to
settle up my tab.
- Yup, I'll
just get it in a sec.
- Pizza, sushi,
taxi. You win, Denise.
- Hey, this is Denise! I'm not
in. You know what to do.
- Better?
- Yeah.
- Ooo. Such a
handsome couple.
- No, we're not--
- Thank you.
- Are you
from around here?
- No, no. We're just
passing through. We are
synchronized swimmers.
- Dylan!
- Well we were. I
mean, we were part of an
internationally recognized
synchro trio, but when Cas
fell in love with me it
caused a shift in our
group synchronicity,
so... The team fell apart.
- Oh dear.
- The emotional
ramifications were too
much for us. We hung up
our swim suits for good.
- Oh.
- Okay, we're just
about done here. We can
settle up at the counter.
Sorry Mrs. Henderson,
you're gonna have to leave your
truck in here overnight.
- Oh.
- Do you have a
way to get home? Or...
- Oh we'll drive you! Ow!
- Oh ho. Oh! Well
lovely. You can stay for
dinner. We'll do
up the guest room.
(music)
- This is... Quite the
meal. Were you guys, uh,
expecting anyone else?
- Oh no. These days
it's just the two of us.
- This pasta sauce
is incredible. Thank you.
- Just something
I whipped up.
- You know who makes
the best pasta sauce I've
ever tasted?
(Cas):
Uh, that's fine.- Who?
- This guy.
It's incredible. I
don't know what he puts in
it. It's top secret, but I dream
about it. I would give
anything to know what's in it.
- You dream
about what?
- Oh, his sauce.
- Oh!
- She's being dirty.
It's a double-entendre! (laughs)
- Oh!
- Oh no no no. No.
No, I'm being serious. I
mean, he doesn't like when
I brag about it. He can't
stand being in the
spotlight. It was a real
problem back in
our synchro days.
- Um, you have a
very nice place here.
- Oh. Thank you.
- We moved in here in
1959. Fifty-four years ago.
- Wow. Amazing.
- Folks come and go.
- Not us.
Steady as a rock.
- You two are like
two little turtle doves.
- When I first met
Rose, I said that's the
one for me. How
much? (laughs)
- Oh! Jack!
- Ho ho!
- You're so bad! Oh--
- Come here.
(Chuckles)
- Excuse me.
- Oh my god. How cute
are they? They're amazing,
aren't they Cas?
- Sure.
- They're like the
Cleere's on Ketamine. They
just seem so content, you
know? Living without a
care in the world. It
almost seems like old
people are in on a secret
that the rest of us has
yet to learn.
What do you think?
- F***!!! I used
to be able to do this.
- Well I used to be
able to do the splits. So
what? It's just a pen.
- You wanna
know what I think?
- Mmhmm.
- I think that he's in
the advanced stages of
Parkinson's and she's
in the middle stages of
Alzheimer's. And their
bodies are deteriorating.
Luckily enough for them,
they won't notice because
faster.
- Yes, but they're in love.
(laughs)
- And that has nothing to do
with anything.
- Well I guess we'll
just agree to disagree.
Sorry about your pen.
- I just don't wanna
talk about Jack and Rose
anymore, okay?
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
I'm just tired.
I'm just really tired.
- Let me ask you
this. Why are you even
writing a note if you have
no intended recipient? If
you don't know who you're
writing to it's going to
be vague and impersonal.
Do you want a vague and
impersonal suicide note?
Sorry, "legacy" note.
'Kay this isn't a
form letter. These are
your last words. So
there's gotta be somebody
that you wanna say
something too. Come on.
Okay another thing,
I don't know how you can write
anything the way you
are. You're completely rigid.
- I am loose
as a goose.
- Ohhh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. The black
coffee. No sugar. The hand
sanitizer. You were gonna
take that boat of
yours on this trip.
- Do you know how
safe that car was?
- This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
What are you scared of?
Getting killed? That was
boring. Cas, Jennifer
is fun. Right? She's
colorful. She's orange.
- She's irrelevant! I
don't care what color the
car is. I don't care what
color my tie is. I don't
care. Don't you get it?
You don't understand.
- Okay. I'm just trying
to help you write your note.
- No, you're not.
- Yes.
- You're just
distracting yourself from
reality with bullshit.
- You want a reality
check? I'm actually a ray
of sunshine in
your dismal life.
- Aha! Ahahaha! You
are a ray of sunshine...
- Yeah.
- ...In my life.
- Yes!
- I am a ray of
sunshine in your dismal
life, baby! You just don't
have the guts to look
inside yourself
and find it.
All right.
Half an hour.
- All right.
- And Dylan. Uh, buy
yourself some clothes,
okay? You're
beginning to smell.
- Oh, right, I smell.
Yeah. There's a dead dog
fermenting in the back
seat and I'm the problem.
- Is that a piece
of gum in your hair?
- I was wondering
what happened to that.
Thanks Columbo.
- Ugh. Dylan!
- Yeah.
- Pay for the clothes.
- Okay. Sure.
(music)
(clerk clears throat)
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