Cass Page #3
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- 2008
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as usual.
And it ain't the best sight, 500 mad Geordie
lumps waiting at the station for you.
Right. We'll put our f***ing A-team on 'em,
right before the game,
when they ain't expecting it.
Have a squint at them, then.
Yeah, they're not bad.
Ain't you gonna put your name and address
on them as well, then?
- You cheeky bastard.
- Well, that's exactly what you need.
Something to let these c*nts know
exactly who the f***ing top firm is.
A little bit more f***ing exposure.
You gonna have a drink, then, love?
No, thank you very much.
Are you ready? Now, please, don't forget
just to look at me and not the camera, yeah?
Welcome to News Agenda.
Our subject today is the English disease,
football hooliganism.
An international poll
recently claimed that now, in 1983,
after the Royal Family,
it's what Britain is most famous for.
We've spoken to several authorities
from the world of football,
to actual, real hooligans.
They've asked to remain nameless,
but the gentlemen concerned are members
of one of Britain's most violent gangs,
the Inter City Force.
Erm... It's the Inter City Firm, love.
Now, you're actual, real hooligans.
Can you tell me what it's like?
We've spoken to several authorities
within the world of football,
but today we are going to talk
to some actual, real hooligans.
They've asked to remain nameless,
but the gentlemen in question are members
of one of Britain's most violent gangs.
I'm intrigued to know why you in particular
are so attracted to such a violent way of life.
Isn't football the hotbed of racism
we always hear about?
Maybe so. But it's the only place
I've ever been accepted.
This is the way I see it, right?
Why did you bring me on this show?
I'll tell you why.
Cos the media in this country
is obsessed with hooliganism.
Most of it's sensationalised, cos that's what
sells papers. You've got a lot to answer for.
Admit it, the middle classes get a thrill
out of watching working class men
knocking seven bells out of each other
from the safety of their own living rooms.
We're not hurting anybody else.
We don't go round mugging old ladies
or robbing for drugs or anything.
It's something
for young men to do on a Saturday,
let off the steam
they've built up during the week.
We're not real criminals.
Some of my firm wore army fatigues
in the Falklands not too long ago,
and you lot called them heroes.
We're a warring nation. We're born to fight.
There's three million unemployed out there,
with what to look forward to?
Everyone's got to have some sort of buzz,
ain't they?
Some people do drugs, some are alkies.
Some smoke 60 a day.
Are you telling me they're not a strain
on the NHS or the taxpayer? Are we?
Well, that's the informed view
of someone who has a clear notion
of why we have this problem.
Now let's see
what the other side have to say...
- All right?
- Yeah, all right, son.
You seen me on TV last week, then?
Yeah, we saw you, Cass.
So did half London.
Phone hasn't stopped ringing.
Yeah?
Anybody else after an interview, then?
Do you honestly think
the police aren't going to come after you
and your silly little West Ham mates?
Now that they've seen you
mouthing off on the television?
What are you talking about?
And anyway, I got good money for that.
- Yeah? How much?
- Fifty quid.
- Fifty quid, eh?
- Cecil!
Well, was it worth it?
Or are you going to tell me it's all for
that overblown ego you value nowadays?
Fifty quid I got, yeah?
That's half a week's wages.
Well, start saving, son.
Cos a good lawyer's going to cost you
a hell of a lot more than fifty piddling quid.
I never brought you up to be an 'ooligan.
Yeah, well,
nobody asked you to bring me up.
to bring you up, either.
I didn't mean to say that.
You don't know what it's like for me.
I'm not like you.
I don't want to be another worker bee.
I ain't settling for that.
I ain't settling for a life like he's got.
Well, he put food on your table.
And he put a roof over your head.
that's what it takes to make you a man,
then you will never amount to anything.
Yeah.
No. No.
Yeah. Yeah.
No.
Yeah. Yeah.
Everything, but everything, must be done.
But in the end, it comes to getting hold of
the perpetrators of these terrible things.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
That requires action
by the Football Association.
If need be, it requires fresh legislation.
It will get the full cooperation of the police,
and it requires the full cooperation
because they know who are their supporters
and they know who are not.
Yeah. Yeah.
- Behave! We ain't Crystal f***ing Palace!
- You what?
Maybe in a couple of years, eh?
I f***ing hate them Geordie c*nts, Cass.
I'll cut 'em to f***!
- Oh, come on, Cass.
- F*** off, mate.
F*** me, that knife was nearly bigger
than him.
Are you f***ing serious, mate? Piss off!
I wish we could get those responsible,
get them before a court,
and stiff sentences, so that they stop
anyone else in their tracks from doing this.
Now, that's what we want to do, because
we want to make it a wonderful game again.
Yeah, go on.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's the thugs that are destroying football.
Johnny Lyle's claret and Blue Army,
Johnny Lyle's claret and Blue Army!
Johnny Lyle's claret and Blue Army!
Johnny Lyle's claret and Blue Army!
Johnny Lyle's claret and Blue Army!
Who wants to have a f***ing laugh?
Come on.
I said, who wants to have a f***ing laugh?
All right, here we go.
How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
Suck his cock.
Enjoy that, did you? You having a laugh?
Tell your f***ing face,
you miserable c*nt, eh?
ICF! ICF! ICF! ICF!
... East London, la la la,
East London, la la la, East London, la la la
You all right, mate, eh?
Did you leave Spit the dog at home today,
did you?
All right, listen.
My wife's got two c*nts, right?
I'm one of them.
Listen up!
We know who their top boys are, right?
So we go after them first,
and the rest of them will f***ing crumble!
These c*nts don't f*** about,
we saw that last season.
Any one of us goes down for this,
we all f***ing go there.
This is the f***ing big one. There'll be
no more talk after this on who's the top firm.
Well, come on, you c*nts!
What's got eight legs and a big, black c*nt?
The f***ing A-team!
All right, you all like football, right?
Yeah? You all like football?
Listen to 'em. F***!
- F***ing let me out!
- Let's get on with it.
This is where we make
a real f***ing name for ourselves, boys.
This is where we show
every other mob in Britain
who the real f***ing daddies are.
Are we the famous ICF or what?
Well, f***ing come on, then!
Ram it in!
He likes that one and all.
What do you call a lesbian Paki?
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