Cass Page #4
- Year:
- 2008
- 108 min
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tell him to shut his f***ing gob an' all.
Come on, then, you dirty c*nts!
F***ing hell!
Calm down, fellas.
This is Dennis's big night.
Jesus Christ!
Let's have some f***ing lagers.
He's gone f***ing mental!
Jesus f***ing Christ!
I've had it here.
Right, well, good luck, Dennis.
Kiddy firm! F***ing Kiddy firm!
Come on!
Guilty.
Britain's first long-term prison
sentence for football hooliganism
was today handed to Cass Pennant,
a painter and decorator from East London.
Pennant was found guilty
of grievous bodily harm and affray
following the clash at
a Tyneside working man's club last month.
The jury heard how he was one of the
leaders of the infamous Inter City Firm,
a violent gang of hooligans who attached
themselves to West Ham United.
Weather now. In the north of the country...
Next.
- Hello, Harry.
- Good afternoon, Ron.
- What are you in for now, then?
- Got caught, mate.
- Well, that'll do it every time, won't it, mate?
- Certainly will.
Cheers.
Next.
Extra large, mate.
No, thanks. I'll take the Lacoste ones, pal.
Yeah? No, you f***ing won't,
you cheeky bastard.
You'll have the ones
that I decide you're having.
Listen, mate, if I was doing your job,
I'd be a miserable old c*nt an' all.
But look at it this way. At least you get to go
home and take a shower with a f***ing bird.
F***ing hell,
you ain't seen my missus, mate.
You'll never get the fat old c*nt
in the shower when I'm in it. Name?
Pennant.
Hold up. You're the hooligan on the news.
I used to go and watch QPR
back in the day.
Yeah.
Here, Pennant. Who was the best mob
you went up against, then?
Eh?
Eh?
Suit yourself.
Next.
Name?
F*** me. Have a word.
They never said it was a five-star gaff.
All right, mate?
Suppose I'd better take the four poster,
then?
I want my draw.
When I ask you for a draw,
you give me a draw, you understand me?
Don't let me f***ing ask you again!
I want a f***in' draw, boy.
- Give it to me!
- Mate! Mate! Leave it out.
What you saying there choc-ice?
You what, mate?
You're not a brethren.
You can't talk to me, raasclat.
You talk like a white man.
Sorry, mate, me no understand you.
You're not a black man!
Black? Not f***ing really black?
Well, what the f*** is that then, you c*nt?
Black power gonna deal with all you
white devil...
All you Uncle Tom collaborators.
You've been watching too much
American TV. This is Britain, mate.
British colonial oppression!
Black man gonna rise up
and go back to Africa. One nation!
Haile Selassie!
Kill all the Babylon then!
Rastafarai!
You'd best leave your BMW
and gold chains behind, then, mate.
Cos there'll be no use for them
in a f***ing mud hut.
Raasclat!
I f***ing thought Jamaicans and Africans
f***ing hate each other, anyway.
Go back to Africa, then,
where black man is killing black man.
And take that f***ing chip on your shoulder
with you.
But there'll be no more playing the rude boy
in the nightclubs, and f***ing white p*ssy,
you racist f***ing hypocrite!
F***ing Dimlo!
F***ing put me in with f***ing c*nts like...
Come on, then, you c*nt!
Come on, then. F***ing slice me.
Why f***ing stop it?
I don't want to share my cell
I was fine
because of the colour of my skin again.
But hate was coming from another direction
this time.
Mmm, new boy always rolls.
What? Problem?
Sorry, mate. I don't know how.
All my years inside, me never meet
a black man that can't skin up.
I know, and it gets worse.
The f***ing screws
think I'm a f***ing schwartze,
and the rastas think I'm a f***ing coconut.
You ever look in the mirror
to check what colour you are, hooligan?
Look, mate, I ain't no Uncle Tom, all right?
I bet I've had more stick for being black
than you.
- Hey, chill, chill it, hooligan.
- Look, mate.
My mum was a 50-year-old white woman
when she brought me home
from the orphanage.
Nobody gave her an instruction manual
on how to bring up a black kid.
How's she supposed to know about plaiting
up your hair and moisturising your skin?
I never thought about it like that, mate.
Well, I did. Every f***ing day.
Oh, you don't understand patois, then?
Yeah, mate.
Just like you don't understand Japanese.
Why the f***
do you still speak that bollocks, anyway?
It's in my heritage, man.
I mean, I only speak it with my mother,
you know,
and in here, just to piss off the screws.
You got a lot to learn about your culture,
Mr Hooligan.
The only culture I got
is West Ham f***ing United.
When you get sent down,
they give you a number
and brand you
with Her Majesty's cattle prod.
But only after having the pleasure of some
nonce doctor playing with your balls
and sticking his hand up your arse.
No matter what anyone tries to tell you,
prison is a shithole.
And Wormwood Scrubs
was an old Victorian karzi.
Piss in a bucket, sh*t in a bucket,
and clean your teeth in a bucket.
Let's just say, it ain't the four-star treatment.
Someone wants a word with the hooligan.
Come on.
What the f***'s going on here?
I ain't done nothing.
F***ing hell!
Here he is, the big man.
How are you?
- Come on, sit down.
- I thought you was in Wandsworth.
Yeah, I am sometimes,
but you know what these f***ers are like.
They like to keep you on the move,
stop you from getting too cosy.
It don't seem to have taken you long to get
your feet under the table in here, though.
Yeah, well, you can talk.
In all the newspapers.
So what are you, then?
The world's first celebrity football thug?
- So, how are you settling in?
- Oh, don't.
Well, you know what they say. The first
couple of months are always the hardest.
- You'll be all right. How long did you get?
- Four year.
F*** me. Four years
for fighting for a poxy football club.
I know. It weren't even a game, either.
F***ing liberty, mate.
Don't worry, you'll be out in two.
What's all this about an Inter City Firm?
Whatever happened
to the old South Bank Crew or the Mile End?
- What do you mean?
- Where's the money in it?
- Who's the guvnor?
- There's no real guvnor, really.
It's just a few of us who organise it,
and a few firms come together
under one banner.
Where does the money come from?
Protection? Gear?
No, there's no money in it.
Unless you count the under-fives
for taxing some poor c*nt for his Burberry.
A bunch of f***ing wannabes,
if you ask me, Cass.
How many bodies can you get together
at any given time?
Depends what's going on.
Anything from nifty to a carpet.
And that's hardcore. No hangers-on.
Another couple of ton if it's a big one.
F*** me, that ain't bad.
So what are you, then? Some kind
of a black hooligan pope or something?
Or the Pied Piper of Plaistow?
Listen, I'm being serious here, mate.
If you're interested, I might have
a little bit of graft for you on the out.
Cheers for the offer, mate,
but I ain't into anything criminal, yeah?
What the f*** do you think
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