Cat a Wabb Page #2

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Why do you have to be

so hard on him huh?

You know he's a brainless idiot,

but he works hard.

Easy!

I won't put up with this anymore!

You always insult me!

Two options:
Back to your pen,

or go live in the jungle.

Where you belong.

I'm outta here.

Read my lips:

Scram!

Cherry! Who'll find the cats for us?!

He's as fat as a pregnant cow,

he should watch his weight.

Let's go.

Wait! Sit down!

"Forget about the oats for now."

We have to shoot

a TV commercial first.

"The Gymnast"

Why don't you jump?

I see.

Go for it!

What now?

I see.

Morier, Confident in Every Situation

Cut! That's great!

Good job everyone.

It's just a spot for sanitary pads,

not a Greek tragedy.

"Bode!"

Hurry up!

For you.

- "Fiat!"

- What?

Look at the monitor,

the set is so dark!

This is a TV spot, not a horror film.

Take off you sunglasses.

Right.

A**hole, I'm going blind

from the light!

Next is a close-up shot.

I want you to cry one more time.

I can't.

I've already cried all my tears.

Then picture this...

You're in grade-10,

you got an F in every subject.

I'm top of the class.

Okay, you just graduated,

but no guys wanted to date you.

Wasn't that tragic?

I've got a lot of guys.

I'm not easy, but I'm not that hard.

Then imagine your whole family

traveling in a van.

Your morn, dad, grandparents, aunts

and uncles, all in the same van.

Then the van crashed.

Everyone was killed.

Only you survived.

Your parents died but you lived,

how's that?

"Great! Your whole family was killed!"

Dode is brilliant.

"Only you survived."

She's tearing up.

Brilliant? Look, who wouldn't cry?

"What?"

You should've died with them.

But you lived, only you!

Your father, your mother,

everyone was dead.

Why were you still alive?

Aren't you ashamed?

Idiot.

"Camera ready? We're rolling!"

Ready!

Stand by!

"Wait a sec. Mor,"

the light misses the marking.

Get someone to stand there.

Tuk, you can take a break.

See?

- "Yes."

- Go check it.

- Mayo!

- "Yes."

- Go stand at the marking.

- Yes.

More.

Tilt your neck, just a tiny little.

Now your face,

look up and stay still.

Tor, move the 5K to the back.

To the back.

And move the 18K to the front.

18K to the front.

Are you okay?

Why're you smiling?

Are you a pothead?

A little to the left... no, too much.

Mgr,

M0r!

I'm here.

I told you to go check it.

"You still don't get it?"

No.

Here?

Left...

I said left, not right.

Don't you know left from right?

Right, just a tiny bit.

Okay?

This is it! Don't move.

Look at the focus?

Do you know what a focus is?

I do.

"The film company."

Right.

Smartass.

Mor, enough. She's blushing.

Sorry.

You're a piece of work.

You already did her, right?

What?

- "You did it?"

- The marking?

The trainee.

What're you talking about?

You're a scorer, I knew it!

Score what?

Please move,

I'm running out of tears again.

This is cute, the cats are so good.

Don't look so close,

it's bad for your eyes.

Mor, this is cool.

These cats can walk on two legs,

get them!

C'mon, they're computer-generated cats.

Actually they're dogs with cat heads.

So obvious, I thought you knew.

I knew, I mean I know.

Have you got any cats now?

Not yet.

Not yet?

Stay focused.

The female and the feline

will make you fall.

What's he?

He's the owner.

I know that, but what's wrong with him?

He was upset!

Mayo, you take care of the casting.

Why?

Cherry quit.

His dad actually died.

What?

Get to it.

Make him sit.

What breed?

Sphynx.

A Sphynx doesn't have hair, does it?

It grows in the rainy season.

It's cat's hair, not grass.

The owner said so.

He's biting!

Fierce.

What's its name?

Fai.

Breed?

Mali White.

- What's she like?

- Catty.

- What?

- Catty.

A catty cat?

Whoa! He's our leading man.

This one's a boy or a girl?

She's a p*ssy.

I want her sexy, like, irresistible.

A cat?

Of course.

Are you sure it's not a tiger?

You want it big.

He's really big.

Can he stand on two legs?

Sure.

Looks good.

Go easy!

This one's cool.

"Can be the leading."

Sorry!

Mayo.

He wants a break.

The heart pattern is unique.

Heart pattern? He's too small.

But his heart is big.

This one's got character.

He can play the villain,

baring fangs and claws.

He's missing teeth.

What?

His teeth.

Ha?

A gap-toothed cat.

Really?

Yes.

That's right.

This one has the right size.

But Mayo, it's a dog.

No more cats.

Besides, dogs are cat's friends.

Is it a hyena or what?

A ridgeback.

We can't use him!

Do we have to pitch our cats

at his house?

Do you expect him to come to

your house?

Wow, sumo-wrestling in the rain!

I see it.

Please get changed

before meeting the president.

What?

Please get changed

before meeting the president.

We have to change,

but where's the clothes?

Here. It's their tradition,

didn't you see?

Really?

Yes.

Are we really putting this on?

When in Rome, do as the Romans, c'mon!

"Is this job so important that"

we have to change into this?

It's money, man!

The yen is the hottest currency.

Up!"

Wait!

You go first.

Don't be shy, just do it.

You have nothing to hide.

Yours is so tiny

it's almost invisible anyway.

It's not that.

But will this thing cover mine?

Close the door.

I don't want the maid to see me naked.

Mor, what're you waiting for?

For real?

Hi!

"They didn't bow back."

What 3...!

She must have already seen my ass!

She's Japanese,

she's not easily shocked!

You sure?

It's rude to hide yourself,

come out here.

Sawasdee ka, I'm Thai by the way.

See, she's Thai!

"Sh*t!"

Embarrassing!

This way please.

We'll follow you.

All right.

She's Thai!

Is this the right costume?

Of course!

They look like hooligans.

Look, all of them have tattoos

all over their bodies.

Except one.

Who?

This dumb-looking boy.

Right.

Holding a cat, he gets on my nerves.

That boy...

...is me.

I was saying that the boy

would grow up respectable.

He looks healthy,

like he's got enough protein...

He's not wearing a loincloth!

He's the president.

You won't need air-con

wearing that cloth.

Yes, very relaxing.

That picture was taken at an onsen.

"Hun Sen is in it!"

Onsen.

What is it?

Hot spring bath.

Onsen is...

a group business, I mean group activity.

Business...

Group activities are good.

All the men you see in there...

They're yakuza!

Yakuza!

Now you know Japanese.

Get it?

Understand?

"I do, sir."

We do.

Is that the Northeastern dialect?

Mix and match.

He doesn't like any of them.

Okay?

Sir!

Bring Johnny.

Yes, sir.

What now?

A cat!

Bring him here!

Sir.

Little Johnny...

So beautiful and polite.

Johnny is my son.

Stand up, Johnny.

Lie still, Johnny.

Come back here, Johnny.

Johnny is probably scared.

"Right."

He doesn't like strangers.

So, Johnny is the presenter.

What?

He wants Johnny to be the presenter.

Presenter!

He has a cat and he didn't tell us.

Tomorrow...

I'll send him to you.

Tomorrow, Johnny bring to you.

Crappy translation.

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