Cat a Wabb Page #3

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He's looking at me.

It's okay, he's not going to attack you.

Should I be afraid of the cat

or the yakuza?

This one will be the villain.

Is he Taro?

And this one's Charlie,

it'll play the geisha.

What about the leading man?

Johnny.

Our management is so hard-working.

Catch me if you can!

No one can catch that!

Be a sport, man!

Susie, what about the geisha dress?

Dode, someone from

Mr. Kobayashi's company is here.

If he's got legs,

tell him to come in here.

All right.

He's got legs of course.

Konijiwa...

I'm here to deliver Johnny.

Aiyah!

How do you know my name's Aiya?

Aiya, right...

She's not a cat.

May I hold him?

Yes.

So heavy!

Maybe he's a bear.

Mor, take the cat to take photos.

Please take care of him.

Rest assured.

Mayo, let's go.

Inseparable, you two?

Don't play morn and dad in the studio!

Your baby will look like a cat!

Playing ping-pong? Kawaiidesu.

What did you say?

Cute.

You look Thai,

but you've got an American name.

How do you know he's not American?

Look, amber eyes, rust-colored hair.

Shimmering whiskers like copper wires.

They call it Supaluck -

or the Burmese cat.

You're an expert,

so you take care of him.

Why do you look so moody?

C'mon, smile.

Mayo!

Be careful, his owner is a yakuza.

For real?

Yes.

-"Johnny?

- Go easy, or they'll come and cut off our fingers.

"Please forgive me, Master Johnny."

He's a yakuza too.

Don't be angry, I'm sorry.

Please don't cut off my finger.

No! No!

Fiat!

I thought it was a towel.

Give you a heart attack.

'Course!

"Don't forget to bring"

the cat files tomorrow."

"Thank you for accepting!"

"A girl dumped you,"

it's not the end of the world!"

"Relationship status: Single"

Single!!!

May my romance remain as sweet

as this watermelon.

"Don't forget, we need a cat trainer."

"I'm on it."

"Good."

Johnny!

"Sorry, it was the cat."

You read my mind.

Where are you going?

Having fun during office hours?

I knew you wouldn't take it seriously.

But I got it, I got it!

Where is it?

Here it is!

- "Hello."

- Hi.

You're...

"Prakit."

Mr Prakit, right?

Speaking.

I'd like you to train an animal.

Whatever you want it to do,

I can help you.

I want it to stand on two legs.

Not a problem.

Actually, I want to train it

to perform a sword fight.

A piece of cake.

But how old is the monkey?

Wait...

It's not a monkey.

It's a cat.

Standing on two legs

and waving a sword?

Are you on drugs? Get lost!

He's not a trainer?

He is, but he only trains monkeys.

You should take a course.

We're screwed.

Help Mor, will you?

Johnny, stand up!

You're not co-operating at all.

Stand up!

This model is great.

Exquisite!

Johnny! Damn it! Is it broken?

Let's cook a cat stew!

Johnny the Samurai, tada!

Move, I'll take his pictures.

Stand by, boy.

Come back Johnny!

Get him! Get him!

A cat!

Johnny!

Johnny! Come here! Johnny!

What a minx.

"Hi everyone,

I've been reading your stories."

"Let me share mine with you."

"Here goes my story..."

"I'm a trainee and

I have a crush on my mentor."

"Trainee having a crush on mentor:

What to do?"

"Focus on your work,

you can find a boyfriend later"

"(PS. I'm 50 and still a virgin)."

"Are you there to train

or to seduce boys, huh?"

"I feel sorry for your university."

That's harsh.

"I know how you feel.

If it's true love, go for it."

"Thanks a lot!

But I'm afraid I'm not his type."

"I'm a love guru,

feel free to consult me any time."

"Here's my chat name:"

mansuangthesky."

"Find out what kind of women he likes."

Stop right there!

This isn't Paris Fashion Week!

You've missed the marking!

- Mor.

- Yes.

We're just marking the shots,

why does she dress up like a model?

- "Mor."

- Yes.

Tell her.

"Let's do it this way."

Your call.

Jump!

Is that in the script?

Sure.

Okay.

Jump!

Don't take it off, just jump.

"You're playing a peasant girl,"

you have to get dirty.

Get into the mud, jump!

Smile!

Bring her the manure sack.

Run!

Faster! I pay you to work fast!

Pe, you come back here.

Hold it with the label in front.

Now hold it in one hand, and dance.

- "Dance?"

- Of course.

Okay, dance!

Dance like you're enjoying country music.

Dance!

Why the long face?

I'd make that face.

You're very happy, smile!

Good! Keep going!

I didn't tell you to fall!

She has a birthmark.

No, it's mud.

You handsome devil! Mor.

"Pack up."

C'mon, we're losing the light.

Losing the light? I'm getting sunburned!

You're funny.

Let's go.

Let her do it.

You said you didn't mind hard work.

You're so mean.

You looked lovely the way you were.

Mor.

"When will you get your ass in here?"

We're hot.

Just turn on the air-con.

Hurry UP-

Okay.

Mor!

Why didn't you close it?

Sh*t! Mor! Son of a b*tch!

How can we make them stand?

"I've tried everything."

They don't care about any of this.

- Really...

- Hello everybody!

So cute!

The costumes are okay?

This is Mor's shirt.

$0?

Let's get to work.

Johnny, stand up.

Mor, you're still relying on toys?

You're such a newbie.

"Then please enlighten rne"

how to command these creatures?

Just watch.

Charlie,

stay still.

Very good.

Johnny, look at me. Good job.

Taro, walk! Good boy!

Johnny,

lie there and don't move.

See?

What's so hard directing cats?

We're shooting soon. Mor, remember.

Your beanie?

Don't be ridiculous. Stay focused.

Who's messing with me?

"Push."

I'm pushing.

- Dode.

- What?

The other one.

Right.

Stay focused.

Talking back, huh?

How did Dode do it?

Do what?

With the cats.

Mor!

Let's call it a day.

So... Are you tired?

I know you're frustrated.

Stick it out, okay?

Right, Johnny?

We're in the same boat.

We have to work together.

Do it for me.

"You're always sitting,"

but you have to stand up in this film.

Have you ever been in love?

How do cats confess their love?

Are pussycats so difficult

to understand?

Johnny.

What I'm asking is...

When you want to know something

and you ask her...

will she give you a straight answer?

She won't?

She won't

because you're acting like a cool cat?

You like this?

Yummy?

How can you eat this?

Disgusting!

What's wrong?

Johnny! I haven't finished! Johnny!

Johnny!

Mayo!

It's you.

Hop on, I'll give you a lift.

It's okay.

No, it's not.

"It's not safe for a girl"

to go home alone at night.

Well...

I'll be going then.

Brothers and sisters

who pay heed to Lord Buddha's dharma...

Dharma radio? Really?

It calms me.

In our line of work,

the mind gets clouded.

Where's your home?

In the province.

Teasing me?

No, I wasn't.

Where should I drop you off tonight?

Prachachuen.

I live on the opposite side of town,

I can't drive you now.

I'm sorry,

it's too far.

What?

Well... Wait, Mayo!

It's okay, I can take care of myself.

I know you can.

But why didn't you close the door?

Close it, please.

Mayo!

Wash my shirt too.

"Today he offered me a ride."

"But he kicked me out midway."

"I can't read him!"

"Well, he's playing hard to get."

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