Cat a Wabb Page #4

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"He wants to confuse you."

"But he's clearly interested."

"Interested in me?"

We're good here, so let's call it a day.

"Are you free this evening?"

Dinner with me?"

"Got a wrong GUY?"

"Oops. Wrong guy indeed."

"Have you finished the shooting board?"

"I'll finish it today."

"Tell your boyfriend,

no dinner until work's done."

"LOL! No boyfriend!"

Miss Aiya,

this cat has an auspicious aura.

It's fated to become a superstar.

Excuse me,

will you let me read your palm?

Well, our stars are perfectly aligned!

Really?

Excuse me...

You're a very lucky woman.

It's your destiny

to have a Thai husband.

Do you believe in the stars?

Fiat, why don't you go home?

Traffic's bad at this hour.

Fiat, your wife is waiting.

Your baby is crying! Go!

I have to go.

You're running up the electricity bill

staying this late.

I'm almost done here.

Consider this a gift

for a hard-working trainee.

I'll serenade you with a love song.

Don't get sentimental, okay?

I'm a chicken, they keep me in a coop

I do nothing, I just eat and poop

Cluck-cluck-cluck, cluck-cluck-cluck

How sweet...

You don't dig it?

You're so not a hipster.

Okay, let's try another song.

This one is for Mayo.

"I can't read the sign,"

what is the meaning in your mind

I see you every day

But I'm not sure what to say

I don't know what to do

I watch you every night and day

What is it your eyes are telling me?

Are you feeling the same way as I do?

Are you feeling it?

I don't want to guess,

maybe it's just me

Are you feeling it too?

Are you?

Because I'm falling in love with you

Are you feeling it too?

Are you, Mayo?

Well...

Yes.

Are you doing this thing right?

Yes.

No. Move this one to the back.

Are you doing it right?

Are you messing up our shooting board?

Are you, Mayo?

Get your things, I'll give you a lift.

Hurry up or I'll change my mind.

C'mon push it!

I can't.

What? It's a toy car

and you can't push it!

Try-

Damn it, parking break.

Let's lift it.

What?

We can't even push it.

I'll get another ride.

Much cooler than this one.

To Prachachuen.

She'll tell you the direction.

Go on.

"Thanks."

"No need to do this for me."

Huh?

Don't rob him.

"Text me the cab's license number."

"8251... Are you worried about me?"

"No, for the lottery number."

We're not here for fun,

take the pictures.

I am!

Mor, what do you think it looks like?

Naughty! They're lotuses!

"Yes, of course."

Sure.

You're the naughty one!

And that one?

Lotuses that reach above the water

for the light of dharma.

Why's that?

Just take the pictures!

If they're out of focus, I'll flunk you.

Stop!

You can't touch it!

You're here to scout the location,

not to spy on me.

"I said don't touch!"

I wasn't going to!

They'll fine us!

Now you're super-cute,

with the whiskers!

Cute your ass! Look!

I look like a zombie cat!

"How many fingers?"

- Two.

- "Correct!"

A cat can see in the dark right?

My turn.

Yes!PaH

Did you really spin it?

Of course.

"You just did this! Cheat!"

Half a turn.

Whatever. Truth or Dare.

Dare.

Really?

I dare you to go to that table

and eat their food.

- Which one?

- That one.

"That one?"

- Yes.

- "Really?"

Of course,

if you don't do it...

I'll go.

Ask the guy in glasses.

A man's coming!

My friends dare me to eat your food.

Please sit down, young man.

So, I'll dig in.

Not so fast.

Pa!

Now I can eat?

Thank you!

I know you enjoyed it!

Your turn.

That's it! Mayo!

Mayo.

- What?

- What do I have to say?

Truth or Dare.

Right.

Truth.

"Then you'll have to tell us the truth,"

nothing but the truth.

Which guy in the office

do you have a crush on?

Just answer me.

Me!

Shut up! I didn't ask you!

Mayo, which guy?

Well...

Answer!

I have a crush on...

Who?

Dode.

Dode?

Dode'S 93V-

Wrong answer!

I demand that you change the question.

What?

Mor, do it.

So eager, huh?

What's the rule again?

She can't wash her face

until tomorrow evening.

What?

Too late!

Give her the whiskers!

Not so hard.

Trust me.

Don't move!

Make it blacker!

Another side!

They're having fun, eh?

So slow!

Don't rush! This is art!

"Are you done?"

It's good now.

Let me see.

"Mor!"

Huh?

So unfair!

Look what you did to me!

Well, she's my favorite student.

If he flunks you, come to me

for your grade, okay?

Pai, you can't touch this one.

Anyway, a rule's a rule.

Pour her a shot.

Bottoms up.

"Wait, this is outrageous."

We're shooting tomorrow!

A rule's a rule.

Mayo.

A toast to your liver.

How's it?

"She's laughing."

Drink some water.

That's whisky, damn it!

Are you okay?

I have to take a piss.

Watch your language.

"I'll go for number one."

Right.

Goodbye.

You want a company?

Don't wash your face!

It's my masterpiece!

Until tomorrow evening.

LovebHds,huh?

She's my apprentice, all right?

What's this sh*t you drew on my eye?

I may look serious,

but I'm just the opposite.

What?

"My nickname is..."

What?

Bangkok Hello Kitty.

"Son of a b*tch!"

That's so lame!

"He asked me out to dinner with him."

"The place's so posh!"

"My analysis is that

he has a feeling for you."

"This is the perfect moment

to confess."

"Are you sure?"

What're you doing?

Texfing.

With Who?

If you don't tell me, I'll flunk you.

Kidding.

I'll go take a piss.

Mor.

Pat.

How have you been?

And...

who's this?

An intern.

Is this a shirt I bought you?

You're still wearing it.

The threads are all frayed.

Nott, this is Mor.

"Your friend?"

Yes.

The one that looks gay?

Hi.

I gotta go.

Let's go.

Mor!

- (What's wrong?)

- Fill it up!

(How can I know?!)

We're shooting tomorrow!

I can handle this!

"Bad timing. He ran into his ex,"

now he seems crushed."

"This is perfect. When a man's weak,

what he needs is love."

"Go for the kill!"

Good evening everyone.

Tonight I'd like to sing this song

for a woman.

She's such a lovely woman,

I feel so good when I'm with her.

"Mor, I love you."

But now...

She's left me.

"I want to sing this song"

because she used to like it so much.

Please allow me.

"I can't read the sign,"

what is the meaning in your mind

I see you every day,

but I don't know what to say

I'm not sure what to do,

I keep on looking at you.

Are you okay?

"Mor, I love you."

Nothing.

Wait, Mayo.

What's wrong with that idiot

and that idiot?

Now who's gonna DEV?

Not me, I'm broke.

So me?

Yes,you!

Tell that a**hole

we start early tomorrow.

Mor! That's a guitar!

I'm not gay! You shithead!

I don't even look gay!

Mor! Mor!

What the hell's wrong with you!

What a mess!

"Maybe it's all in my mind."

Smooth ride to your doorsteps, ma'am.

Was I going too fast?

Your eyes are all red.

She's not in the mood, please pay then.

Keep the change.

It's going to rain.

I shouldn't disturb you.

Gotta dash now.

My ride is always ready for you,

baby, if you don't mind.

Thanks.

Susie, put the hat on the cat.

Sure.

Test the door, please.

Are you still alive?

You're a cheat!

Why did you wash your face?

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