Cat a Wabb Page #5

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Have you dressed Johnny?

Everything okay?

"Why haven't you started?"

Who're you waiting for?

For you.

Why me? M0r's the director.

Hurry up. Someone's arrived so late.

"Put the hat on the cat"

and clear the set, we're rolling!

You sarcastic prick.

Susie, move your ass.

Fiat, tilt down a little.

Like this?

We're not shooting the floor.

Bring it up.

We're ready.

And... action!

Fiat's one of most talented

cinematographers in the country.

He has two unrivaled qualities:

his shooting skill and his body odor.

Why's the idiot shooting the ceiling?

D*ckhead, what time did you go to bed?

Same time as you.

Yes, and I woke you up.

Right.

I woke you and you started eating again.

But I went back to sleep first.

Around 4am we had a good laugh.

I fell asleep first,

and you woke me up to eat.

Dode, Fiat, shall we get back to work?

We're shooting a cat, not a ceiling.

I'm sleepy-

And... action!

He's eating!

Yes!

Cut!!!

I saw a fly on the table.

I'm afraid that

if we let a fly on the set,

our brand image will be,

like, you know, dirty.

Let's see. There's no fly.

He's enjoying the noodles.

You're right, no fly. Please carry on.

Don't you have any other

appointments today?

No, I'm free all day.

IIAII day?"

Yes.

Susie, look at the costume.

"If you recognize the fly's face,"

I'll murder his whole family for you.

- "Really?"

- How dare the bastard flew into the frame!

You're right.

Everyone ready? And... action!

Mor, I think we should stop.

Did you pay respect to

the spirit house this morning?

We must stop, oh my God,

please stop stop stop!

Cut!

What's the problem?

Didn't you guys see it?

Go back.

There,

the mirror next to the screen.

Zoom in.

See?

Sh*t, a ghost!

I can't deal with the supernatural.

I didn't see it in the viewfinder.

Mayo...

move.

You're reflected in the mirror.

Is she still alive?

Mot,

what did you do to her?

She looks completely drained.

"How could I do anything to her?"

She's just a trainee.

Let's continue.

What a nuisance!

Please carry on.

Wasting my time.

Why didn't you look carefully?

I did!

And... action!

We're good!

That's great, cut!

Are you okay with that?

It's good.

Everyone,

let's move to the outdoor set.

Mayo, I need the trolley.

Move, or I'll carry you down.

Pai, that's good enough.

I know!

Mayo,

bring Johnny and Taro on the set.

Fiat, all set?

Okay, we're rolling now.

Speed!

And...

Hello... Yes, of course.

Everyone ready!

Wait,

Mr. Kobayashi is coming to the set.

When?

Now.

Is he coming by Shinkansen?

No! Hold it! Hold it!

Hang on to it!

Good afternoon everyone.

Have I disturbed your filming?

I feel so bad for intruding.

Not at all, right?

"No, you're not disturbing us."

You just ruined everything.

Where's Johnny?

I miss him so much.

Let's show Mr. Kobayashi

to the lounge.

"Please come this way,"

we'll bring Johnny to you later.

- "Right."

- This way.

What now?

I know you're tired,

"but we have to set up again"

and continue shooting.

Do you think I'm a superhero?

"Set up my ass! Listen, from now on"

I'll never eat Japanese food again!

Then what will you eat?

Molecular noodles.

More like diarrhea noodles.

You guys are so unsophisticated.

Susie, bring Johnny.

What a drag.

Set up the camera.

"Cool it, man!"

I'm going to pee!

Mayo, bring Johnny to Dode asap.

Yes.

Damn it!

Where's Johnny?

Johnny!

Help me look for him!

Johnny!

Have you found him?

Johnny!

What? You can't find Johnny?

How could you let that happen?!

I'm sorry.

Don't sorry.

If you can't find the cat, you're fired.

It's my fault.

It's not her fault,

I'll take care of it.

It's me who forgot to lock the cage,

it's my fault.

Mayo, stop. It's my responsibility.

I told you it's not!

He's my responsibility!

I lost him,

I'll accept the consequences.

Mayo, what's wrong with you today?

Nothing, I'm just a trainee.

Stop arguing

and start looking for the cat!

Mayo!

Are they arguing about the cat

or about me?

You talkin' to me?

Yes, I want to know.

They were arguing about you.

Why?

You're the thorn between two lovers.

What? Mayo thinks

Mor and I are having an affair?

Jesus!

We're Buddhist!

Dode.

"What?"

My sakura is ruined.

Sakura? I'm worried about yakuzas!

Don't throw tantrum! Just find the cat!

What if we can't find it?

Thenifslost

And my life will be lost too!

Your life's worth nothing.

What's your problem?

I want to sit down.

You want to talk to me?

"We have a dozen people and"

we couldn't keep an eye on a stupid cat!

You're complaining like an old geezer.

Get out of my face.

"And go where?"

Wherever you want.

I won't go anywhere.

I'm worried about you.

"Mayo-n

' JOhnny!

Mayo!

I've posted his picture on

"We Love Cats".

Maybe somebody will spot him.

Mayo, when did you leave last night?

Just find the cat!

How will you guarantee his safety?

Johnny is an aristocratic cat.

He never left the house,

it's dangerous out there!

The dogs are fierce,

the motorcycles fast,

the cars ruthless!

And some people eat cats!

Do you understand?

That shitty cat is an aristocrat?

D0nTlaugh!

What did the Jap say?

D0nTlaugh.

You have good ears.

Hello. What? He fell in the bathroom?

I'll be right there.

My aunt-in-law's boyfriend

has had an accident.

Who?

My aunt-in-law's boyfriend.

"It's very serious. I'm so sorry."

Please take care of everything.

"Her aunt-in-law's boyfriend?"

What the hell is that?

A remote family I suppose.

Did you see a big brown cat?

I'll keep an eye on it.

"Thanks."

He ran away?

Yes.

"Hope you'll find Johnny."

"Adopt me instead of Johnny."

"Fufu, slim down fast

in just three days!"

"Really, how much do you charge?"

"lnbox me please."

No clues?

No.

Don't be like this.

Like what?

Like...

you're not the old Mayo.

Because I'm not the old Mayo.

I didn't mean that.

I mean,

I want the old Mayo back.

Mayo.

Mayo, stop!

I told you to stop.

Stay still, or you'll squash it.

Urgh, dog sh*t!

Wait here.

Lift you leg.

So, can we go?

Like this?

Why not?

I see, you're embarrassed.

Let's do this then.

Better?

Johnny!

Wait!

Come on!

"Location 1/49 O ngoen Alley A0 Ngoen,"

SaiMaLBangkok 10220"

Mor's found the cat.

Take me there, now!

We're saved!

What's wrong?

Dude, where's my car?

Did you drive it here this morning?

Of course, I parked it here!

Maybe you parked it somewhere else

and took a motorcycle taxi here.

I drove it here!

Sh*t keeps happening to me!

Call the police.

Hi, police!

Please help me, I lost my car.

A blue Austin Mini.

Your car is light green.

I changed the color, it's green.

You didn't change it. It's always green!

Oh yes, it's blue, sir.

"Light Green!"

Light green, it's light green!

I left it outside my company,

Sati-Studio. It's my life saving!

There are so many car thieves

around here, please help me.

Dode.

I'm on the phone!

Say sorry to him and hang up.

How could I? It's not your car!

I've found your car.

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