Cat a Wabb Page #6

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Don't mess with me!

Get in the car.

Police, please ignore me.

I'm a lunatic.

Who moved it here?

You parked it here!

It's global warming. The Earth moves

and the car was pushed here!

Go get a head scan.

Is this a car or a cupboard?

"Maybe you prefer walking?"

It's so cramped in here!

Johnny!

Look!

MY boy, you kick ass!

Johnny! You left your girlfriend!

Mor, wait!

Is this the right way?

Yes, the GPS says turn left.

Are you sure?

Just follow the GPS.

Your text last night, did you mean it?

Oops, it was a mistake.

Good. I thought you meant it.

What if I really mean it.

If you really mean it,

then...

Johnny! Not the ship! Johnny!

Johnny! Come back!

100 meters to destination --

or to a dead end?

- "Dode."

- What?

Turn into this alley.

No entry.

What?

A local mafia?

No entry.

- "What?"

- Look there.

"5 baht for using the road"

I'm not using the road,

I'm passing through it.

Smartass motherf***er.

No pay, no entry.

Hurry UP-

Looking for trouble, shithead?

That hurts.

Pay her.

I'll give you 1,000.

No. Five baht.

- "But it's a thousand!"

- Get small change.

Okay, 2,000.

I don't have change!

Are you crazy!

Shut up!

Old woman, what're you doing?

Calm down!

I'll take care of it.

How much did they pay you?

- "One."

- Just one!

"Don't be greedy,"

we have to help out people in trouble.

They offered you 2,000

and you took only 1.

One gold Buddha amulet.

No, it's mine!

"I just want to look."

No, it's mine!

Don't get upset,

I'll buy you a new gold necklace.

It's the amulet.

Which monk was it?

Guru Monk Fish.

What the hell is that, Guru Monk Fish?

He's a punk-monk, so cool.

He's down here, we'll get him this time.

Johnny!

Mor, look!

Johnny,

come down here!

Johnny!

What're you doing?

Having lunch maybe?

You're harder to catch than a cat.

Mayo!

What a pain!

Get him or he'll run away again.

Wait!

Just like Jack and Rose.

Sorry for causing so many problems.

Problems are there to be solved.

Johnny!

Not again!

Why did you turn?

Do you trust me or the GPS?

The GPS, of course!

Johnny!

Mayo, wait!

- Are you sure?

- Just follow the GPS.

Johnny!

Maven.

Happy Slurping. It's Irresistible.

New Arna!

Mor, well done!

You directed Johnny into a real star!

Arigato gozaimasu.

Directing my ass --

it's all computer generated.

He doesn't know!

Shall we sit down?

Let's have a seat.

But...

But what?

I have a new product,

I want you to create another commercial.

Great!

Dode is so brilliant that

he could direct cats.

From now it's no problem for him

to direct lions, cheetahs and antelopes.

Anyway, what's the new presenter?

Carp fish.

Carp fish?

That's right.

"Which is so super-simple,"

easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.

I want to drop-kick this b*tch.

What did you say?

I said it's super-simple.

Easy-peasy indeed.

Arigato gozaimasu.

This arigato is breaking my back.

Do your best.

We'll be leaving then, sayonara sir.

Okay, soyanara.

Arigato gozaimasu.

I knew it,

hurry UP-

Sayonara.

Let's go.

My back hurts.

My treat. For your last day as trainee.

Just one drink?

You don't want it?

I do!

So, do you mean it?

Mean what?

Oops, wrong text.

What's wrong?

Give me a sec.

Thank you.

Sure.

"Good luck Mayo."

Need any help, just call Susie.

What?

I have nothing to give you,

so take this.

- "Pai..."

- It's from me.

- "Well..."

- Some tuna too.

Just one as a souvenir is fine.

Take more.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What?

He's not here.

Who's not here?

Mor.

What?

Mor.

I see.

"Thank you for taking good care

of me during my internship".

Mayo.

Won't you at least say goodbye?

I didn't see you in the office.

Thanks anyway.

Get in, I'll give you a ride.

It's okay.

We're on the opposite side anyway.

"Missing Person!!!"

"A trainee who's in love

with her mentor has gone missing."

"I told him,

we're on the opposite side."

"And what did he say?"

Mayo...

What if...

I want to change side?

He's crazy!

He's running away!

Doraemon!

Great!

Tada!

Towel for the cat.

Put on a wig.

Same hairstyle!

He's going again!

Johnny.

Please!

Such a gentleman, a**hole.

Is that a car or a piggy bank?

Watch and learn, boy.

You can't park there!

A cat!

Yes, a cat!

Aiya, no cat!

I'll drive you.

Please.

Cat-phobia, ridiculous!

My zodiac sign is the rat

What?

I'm a rat.

What?

Go home, boy.

Fat bastard, you snatched her

from right under my nose!

Johnny!

Everyone knows

the meaning of "love",

but few people know

the meaning of "enough".

Love Guru Handsome to the Heaven

"Love Guru, Handsome to the Heaven"?

Have you looked into the mirror lately?

Bro, each of us

has our own kind of beauty.

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