Cat Run Page #7

blankets and pillows are?

Yes, course.

Thank you all for a very,

very grand birthday party.

Bless you. Darling.

I do love you, you know.

- Yes. Love you, too, Mummy.

- Good night.

- Night-night.

- Good night.

- Good night.

- Good night, Mrs Bingham.

Well, that explains a lot.

Now, we need to

get that hard drive back.

Won't he have wiped it clean already?

Jakovic's company makes

weapon systems for the military.

He won't give that up.

It's leverage.

But they'd both be finished

if the film got out.

Krebb only needs to know

that Jakovic has it.

He never needs to use it.

It's nuclear brinkmanship.

Cat, what's wrong?

Whoa!

Where are you going with that?

- Cat?

- F*** all this sh*t.

You killed Grushenka.

Put the gun away, child,

you'll hurt yourself.

How can you just kill

innocent people?

I don't know. I've never met

an innocent person.

The only difference

between our professions

is that when I blow people away,

they don't ejaculate on my breasts.

Feeling better?

Tell me why

I shouldn't just kill you now.

Because there'll be another

Sean Moody along in a minute.

Or another Helen Bingham.

We are the only people who know

what's on that hard drive.

If we don't find it

and expose it to the world,

then we're all dead.

I don't kill babies but my colleagues

would have no such compunction.

They will find you and Alex,

and kill you in the most creative

way they can possibly think of

and you will just disappear.

Now, shall we get back

to business, my dear?

You are going to

get us into this party.

Me?

I hacked into the guest list.

One of your co-workers is on it.

You need to give her a call

and offer her

double what she's being paid.

And how's your Scottish accent?

Scottish... Oh, it's terrible.

A wean? For f***'s sake.

I've not seen a wean for ages.

Oh, dear.

L- I could try.

Aye, is that a wean? F***'s sake!

I've not killed a wean for ages.

- Aye.

- Lovely.

Hello there.

Isabella?

Ho ho!

I could fall in love with you,

so I could.

Maurice did good.

Driver, here's the parking pass.

Do you speak English?

Hey, what are you doing?

Why are you stopping the car?

Your regular driver

couldn't make it tonight.

Hey?

- Good evening.

- Who the f*** are y?

Could you open the trunk for us,

please?

- Aye.

- Mr McPhee?

Mr Angus Tyrone Denzel McPhee.

Good evening

- You RSVPd one person, sir.

- One whore or two, who cares?

What difference does it make?

It doesn't matter!

Would you calm down?

Move on. Move on, please.

Don't be nervous.

This is the fun bit.

I'm fine.

Here we go.

Welcome.

- Good evening.

- Aye, aye.

Testing, testing.

- Copy.

- Copy.

- After you, my dear.

- I'm downstairs with the drivers.

Come on through.

Keep calm. Keep smiling.

Oh, "Ave Maria". How lovely.

Three security on the upper floor.

Are you sure we're

going to get away with this?

Aye.

Thank you so much

for hosting this thing.

It's a nice party, beautiful home,

stunning daughters.

Would you like

a tour of the house?

Honey, er, let him catch

his breath, take a drink.

Everyone remember their assignments?

I'm a bit terrified, honestly.

Oh, stiff upper lip, bro.

What, hoots, man. It's a braw,

bricht, moonlicht nicht.

- You're Scottish?

- I be, aye.

You heard of a black Irish? Well,

I be a black-eyed Scotsman, aye.

- Of course I am.

- You don't look Scottish.

I don't look Scottish?

Is that what you said?

You don't wanna know

what you look like.

You look like a one-legged gypsy

whore of a goat herder.

Don't make me slap you.

I lift my kilt, you see my boots.

See my black snake moan. Sss.

- It may bite you...

- Is there a problem?

- Sir, we need you to calm down.

- You want me to calm down?

Don't make me slap... Look

at me when I'm talking to you.

Excuse me. You can't be up here.

I was looking for the ladies.

I've broken my necklace.

- Go downstairs, please.

- Would you hold that?

All clear on the upper floor.

On my way.

- Can I help you?

- No, I'm good. Sorry.

Then get out.

Krebb's got a small army down here,

fully armed. Just a heads up.

Come in.

Am I interrupting anything?

- Good evening, Daniel.

- Helen.

I'm so glad you could make it.

I like your new look.

Well, thank you.

You look... marvellous.

You look very elegant, yourself.

Is it morning already?

Excuse me?

I just saw the sun rise,

and it's blinding me.

I have to introduce a political film,

same old stuff,

- but afterwards, we could...

- Be terribly naughty?

Oh, I'd like that.

I'd like that a lot.

Sir, it's time for your speech.

Promise me you'll wait?

Say the magic word.

Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome Mr William Krebb.

Thank you so much.

First, on behalf of myself and

all the people of the USA,

thank you to our gracious hosts

for opening their beautiful home.

Ivana and Branco Jakovic.

How about a hand for them?

Through my travels

throughout this region,

I have felt only warmth

and welcome in their home,

and have shown me an excellent time

in their beautiful country.

Speaking of beautiful countries,

I don't know how you do it

but the women here

are absolutely gorgeous.

Must be something in the water.

I don't suppose Razwell was

any trouble.

No, no, no, Bob was a sweetheart.

- Thank you, Daniel.

- My pleasure.

- Who is it?

- It's me.

Come in.

- Who's this?

- I'm an associate.

Hi, how are you?

I'm fine.

I'm assuming you have access

to various slush funds

on behalf of your employer.

If you'd transfer

all you can lay your hands on

into this account,

I'd be most grateful.

Now, I have

a little audio-visual programme,

if I can figure out

how to work this.

- Sir, can I help?

- This way? Yeah.

- There you go.

- Well, that was easy. Thank you.

I got the disk. I'm on my way.

For the record, Helen,

it wasn't my idea.

Of course not. Powers that be.

Let's see how we've done.

17 million and change.

Oh, yummy.

- Are you sure you're up for this?

- Damn you.

As many of you know, I have

been travelling through the region

assuring our allies that

the anti-ballistic missile shield

will give our troops

and our allies in Eastern Europe

a new level of safety and security.

Queensberry Rules?

Of course.

Nice.

What are you doing here?

Need to replace the HDMI

and reroute the components.

If we don't get 1080p video,

we're all dead. I'm with ATI.

Understand?

It means, get the f*** out.

We have been facing a challenging

and complex new set of threats

for this region.

Iran's ballistic missiles prove to

be a significant risk to this area.

The proposed ground-based...

interceptors...

...will...

Will what?

Naughty, naughty.

You didn't say the magic word.

- You must be Mrs Jakovic.

- Yes.

I can't believe I've been here

so many times and we never met.

Who on earth is this person?

I'm one of your husband's whores.

Let's see, hmm.

"America's commitment

to its allies. "

Well, if that commitment includes

covering up sodomy and murder,

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