Cat Run Page #8

I guess Branco and Bill here

are your guys.

- That's enough of that.

- No, it's not enough. Not nearly.

Home movie time.

Stop! What are you doing?

Oh, my God!

What did you do?!

Sabina! Sabina!

Wake up.

- Take this... Get it off now.

- Someone stop him!

NOW!

What are you doing? Come with me.

Whoo!

- You're beautiful.

- Ready for more?

No-one in or out.

Full containment.

- Full containment. Understood.

- OK, guys, we're on. Let's go.

Do you need a moment?

Stop. Hands up. Now.

Who the hell are you?

I'm Carver's man. How do you do?

Ah, it's nice to finally meet you.

Everybody

move into the main ballroom.

Move, please.

Let's go. Main ballroom. Move.

You two, Pixie and Dixie,

how do you fit into all this?

We're private investigators.

That's great.

Why is that funny?

Man, we got a website.

Don't forget all those people

just saw that tape.

Ah, yes, those poor people.

Innocent victims

of another terrorist atrocity.

What are you using there? C4?

HMX?

What is this, 1982?

This is ONC, Octanitrocubane.

The most powerful non-nuclear

explosive in development.

A sugar cube of this sh*t

would take out a tank.

My, my. You're really

going all the way, aren't you?

Yes, I'm all in on this hand.

Excuse me, please.

Ladies and gentlemen,

may I have your attention?

We have an active situation.

Gunmen are on the premises.

We are keeping you in here

for your safety.

We have refreshments for you.

Hopefully, the matter will be

resolved quickly.

- Did somebody call the cops?

- Nobody wants any food.

Bill, wait, you can't do it.

Come on, Bill, my wife

and daughters are downstairs.

Sir, now's the time to leave.

- Take care of them.

- Yes, sir.

- Is the code all set?

- Yes, sir. Just hit send.

Like to blow up

a lot of this country.

Except for the beautiful women.

What are you doing?

Wait. Before you shoot us all,

there's just one thing

I wanted to do before I die.

Down! Down! Down!

What's our contingency plan?

We need to get you in the air

immediately.

There's a bird standing by

at a private airstrip.

I'm working on a plan

to make this all disappear.

Pay attention.

Go out the back way.

I have a little business

to attend to.

Catalina. Take this.

- What is it?

- Something for a rainy day.

I'm sorry about your friend.

It's the job.

Numbs you.

Look after Mummy, will you?

Jesus.

Come on. Go, go.

Oh, man.

AAAARGHHHH!

God forgive me.

Who am I kidding? Here goes.

It's not connecting.

- You push "send", right?

- Yes. The code is set.

What the hell's wrong

with this thing?

Are you OK?

I have a bomb!

Get back! Move!

Ah, yeah, yeah, here it goes.

- You got it?

- Yeah, let's go.

- What the f***?

- Spot of tea?

Do you need a moment?

Sh*t.

I was just starting to like her, too.

She was cool. Killer cool.

Good afternoon.

Ju-An Detective Agency.

Can you hold, please?

Jeffrey Leeds on line three.

There it is. I'm on the news.

Hey, baby, how's it going?

Hi, there.

Hey, we're on the news again.

- Did Julian say anything stupid?

- I don't know yet. How's it going?

Great.

I've found an amazing house.

Are you still

coming over next week?

Yeah, the flight gets in at 11.

I gotta go. Julian's interview's

on. I'll see you on Friday.

- I love you.

- I love you, too. Bye.

What's going on?

What are you saying?

Hey, man, check it out.

You look good. You look sharp.

I always look sharp.

Oh, watch, watch.

You're not supposed to look

in the camera.

- That's cool.

- You gotta talk to her.

- And that's the shocking story.

It's a little tacky,

using the news for advertising.

You gotta strike while the iron

is hot. Carpe diem. Seize the day.

You know? Feed the beast.

Get it while the getting's good.

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