Catch-22 Page #8
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- 1970
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- Help who?
- Help the bombardier!
- I'm the bombardier, I'm all right.
- Then help him. Help him!
I'm cold.
I'm cold. God.
It's gonna be OK, kid.
We'll be home soon.
- Does the leg still hurt?
- No.
There, there.
There, there.
There, there.
- May we come in?
- Sure.
I see you're all alone.
Well, you're going home.
- I don't know if I am.
- I've got your orders right here.
That parade they're rehearsing
is for you. You're a hero.
You're gonna get a medal for
stopping that Nazi killing Cathcart.
That wasn't a Nazi.
That was Nately's whore.
She tried to kill me
because I told her about Nately.
- But the Colonel said that...
- It's a deal I made with them.
They send me home a hero
and I say wonderful things
about them back in the States.
That's a lousy deal, isn't it?
- Isn't it?
- Well...
Isn't it?
I don't know,
I'm not here to judge you.
What are you here for?
I'm not too sure about that either.
What would you do if you were me?
I don't know. I mean, I'm not you.
Imagine that you are me.
That's hard. Sometimes I even have
trouble imagining that I'm me,
if you know what I mean.
I'm gonna call the deal off.
Let them send me home
cos I've flown over 50 missions.
Then they'd have
to send home every man.
- That's their problem.
- It's your problem.
- They'll court-martial you.
- Make the best of a bad situation.
- No.
- No what?
I've been lying in this bed
for three weeks thinking about it
and all I know is
I don't want to go to prison
and I can't play Cathcart's game.
- What else can you do?
- I can run away.
You'll desert? How would you
get off the base? That's insane.
That's why
it's the only sensible thing to do.
They'll call you a coward.
It's your country.
I've flown 55 missions
and I've fought for three years,
now I'll fight for myself.
- Suppose everyone felt that way?
- I'd be a fool to feel different.
What would your friends say?
I haven't got any.
Nately was blown to bits,
McWatt killed himself,
Hungry Joe was chopped in two,
Dobbs disappeared,
Aardvark's a murderer,
Doc Daneeka's a zombie.
They're all gone.
The only friend I had was Snowden
and I didn't even know him.
What about Orr?
- Orr's at the bottom of the sea.
- No, he isn't. Don't you know?
- Know what?
- Orr's in Sweden.
What?
After 16 weeks at sea, Orr was found
by a trio of Swedish girl scouts.
- A miracle.
- He rowed all the way.
- He rowed?
- In that tiny little raft.
Think of that, all the way to Sweden!
- He'll sit out the rest of the war.
- It's a miracle!
It's no miracle.
He has to have planned it.
- He went to Sweden deliberately?
- It's 3 or 4 thousand miles away!
He always said that
crash-landing was good practice.
- Getting shot down in the sea.
- On every mission that he flew!
That is a miracle.
Practising
getting shot down in the sea!
He made it?
He made it?
He made it!
That son of a b*tch made it!
- Are you crazy? Is he crazy?
- If he made it, so can I!
- We gotta stop him.
- I can do it, Danby!
- They'll catch you!
- I can do it.
- This is insane!
- What about your clothes?
They won't recognise me
out of uniform.
You'll be on the run,
in constant danger of betrayal!
I live that way now.
- For God's sake, hurry up!
- So long, Chaplain.
- How do you feel, Yossarian?
- Fine, except I'm scared to death.
- You'll have to keep on your toes.
- I'll keep on my toes.
- You'll have to jump.
- I'll jump.
Jump!
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