Catch Me Daddy Page #2

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- Yeah, OK.

Cos you're talking at me,

distracting me.

- Hello there. You OK?

- Er, yeah.

- Can I have some co-codamol, please?

- You can. Is it for yourself?

- Yeah.

- Have you had it before?

- Yeah.

- Are you on any other medications?

- No.

- That's 1.49, please.

Thank you.

There's 51 change.

And there's your tablets.

Thank you very much. Bye!

Er, caravan.

Oh...

I know. I'm gonna have to go.

I'm gonna have to go. Speak soon?

OK. Love you. Bye-bye. Bye.

- What's this?

- Got you a milkshake.

- You bought a milkshake?

- Yeah.

- How much was this?

- Don't matter how much it were.

What's that? F***'s sake!

- It's popping candy!

- Ah, it's weird, man.

- Is it crackling in your mouth?

- That's f***ed up.

That's weird.

It's called Fizz Wiz.

So what did you do today?

Went into town.

- And?

- Just looking for work.

- Anything? Did you find anything?

- No.

I seen there was a job

in the White Lion today.

Ah, that's washing dishes, Laila.

F*** that, man.

What's wrong with that?

Why the f*** do I want to wash dishes?

What, do you think I like

washing old snidey women's hair?

You're talking to your pals

all f***ing day, aren't you?

Toilets?

They're on the left-hand side

at the bottom of the bar, mate.

Can I get a pint of Carling, please?

Seen these two?

No, sorry, mate.

Never seen them in my life before.

What are you doing?

Getting ready to go out.

Go out? Where you going?

Vicky's asked me

to go to Acapulco's with her.

- That's the club, innit?

- Yeah.

You know it's f***ing

far too unsafe to go out.

What are you even doing this for?

Is this to annoy me?

Well, Vicky and all her friends

are gonna be there as well, so...

You think it's safe

to go out dancing?

Laila.

- I'm talking to you.

- What?

You're not going out.

Right, whatever.

Don't "Right, whatever".

You're not f***ing going out, simple as.

- OK?

- Right, whatever. Yeah.

- Laila. No f***ing going out.

- Right.

Get f***ed, you dog.

"Hello. What you doing?"

"Hello, Lola."

"Where are you, baby?"

Captain Hook.

- Alright, lads.

- Alright?

Seen these two?

Why do you want to know?

They owe a landlord

six months' rent.

Nah, I don't know them, mate.

OK.

You seen 'em?

I've seen the Asian girl

working at the salon.

Nice one.

What are these?

Catfish shark.

The orange one there is a tiger oscar

and there's a razorback turtle.

- What the f***'s that?

- A bearded dragon, that.

- Mad. Alright, sorted.

- Alright, mate.

Here, Tony.

I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin

So far ahead, these bums is laggin'

See me in that new thing,

bums is gaggin'

I'm starting to feel like

a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

I'm starting to feel like

a dungeon dragon

- Look at my show footage...

- Why you got a face on?

I'm not sulking.

Yeah, I said it, has-been

Hang it up, flat screen...

Hey, Nicki, asthma

I got the pump

it ain't got medicine

I got bars, Xenocin

I'm a bad b*tch, I'm a c*nt

And I'll kick that ho, punt...

Laila.

I'm sorry.

You need a job,

this ain't cutting it...

I was just trying to keep you safe.

I am a movie, camera block

You outta work, I know it's tough...

Here y'are.

Seen these two around?

No.

You sure?

We don't get many Asian girls

in the tanning salon. Sorry.

Don't get f***ing smart.

Have another look.

Where the f*** are they?

Tell me where they are.

Hello?

The boy was in the hallway

drinking a glass of tea

From the other end of the hallway

a rhythm was generating

Another boy

was sliding up the hallway

He merged perfectly with the hallway

He merged perfectly,

the mirror in the hallway

The boy looked at Johnny,

Johnny wanted to run

But the movie kept moving as

planned

The boy took Johnny,

he pushed him against the locker

He drove it in, he drove it home,

he drove it deep in Johnny

The boy disappeared

Johnny fell on his knees

Started crashing his head

against the locker

Started laughing hysterically

When suddenly

Johnny gets the feeling

He's being surrounded by

Horses, horses, horses, horses

Coming in in all directions

White, shining, silver studs

with their nose in flames

He saw horses, horses, horses,

horses

Horses, horses, horses, horses

Do you know how to pony?

Like Bony Moronie

Do you know how to twist?

Well, it goes like this

it goes like this

Baby, mash potato

Do the alligator, do the alligator

And you twist the twister

Got to lose control

Got to lose control

Got to lose control

And then you take control

Then you're rolled down on your back

And you like it like that,

like it like that

Like it like that, like it like that

Then you do the watusi

Yeah, do the watusi

Life is filled with holes

Johnny's laying there

in his sperm coffin

Angel looks down at him and says

"Oh, pretty boy, can't you show me

nothing but surrender?"

Johnny gets up,

takes off his leather jacket

Taped to his chest there's the

answer

You got penknives and jackknives

and switchblades preferred

Life is full of pain

I'm cruisin' through my brain

And I fill my nose with snow

And go Rimbaud,

go Rimbaud, go Rimbaud

And go, Johnny, go

And do the watusi

Oh, do the watusi

Twistelettes, twistelettes,

twistelettes, twistelettes

Baby, calm down

Better calm down

In the night,

in the eye of the forest

There's a mare,

black and shining with yellow hair

I put my fingers through

her silken hair and found a stair

And I don't waste time, I just walked

right up and saw that up there

There is a sea up there

There is a sea up there...

I'm gonna go get some beers.

You want anything?

- Remember to put the chain on, Laila.

- Right.

Whoa, whoa. Stop here.

Pull over there.

Go the caravan park.

That lad's in that shop.

Just wait here. I'll go and get her.

- You what?

- Listen, it's my sister, yeah?

Motherf***er. Stupid motherf***er.

F***ing dozy bastard.

F***!

What's up with him?

He's been in hospital.

He's been really ill.

He's just come home.

He wants you home.

I know it's not your fault, but...

You don't know how much he loves you.

I love you so much. I wouldn't

be here right now if I didn't.

Answer the f***ing phone.

I want our family to be peace.

I want everything to be

the way it used to be.

You're my baby sister.

Get your stuff, come on.

When you went to Pakistan, you left me.

Do you know how it feels to be

in between you and Dad all the time?

Any little thing,

I have to deal with it!

- He threatened to kill me.

- Do you blame him?

Look what you've done.

F***ing living like a shizzer.

Do you think he can show his face

anywhere?

Get that little bastard!

Little bastard!

Where the f*** were you?

Listen, get your sh*t, let's go.

- Dad's not sick.

- Get up now!

I'm not gonna tell you again! Get up!

- Get your sh*t, let's go.

- I'm not going anywhere.

You're f***ing coming with me now!

Give me your phone.

- Aaron.

- Laila. What's happened?

Laila, they know we're here.

They know where you are.

- Get out the f***ing caravan.

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