Catch Me Daddy Page #4

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- 'Hi. It's Lindsay...'

- Pick up.

- Laila, they have my mum.

- What?

They have my mum.

They found her f***ing house.

I don't know what to do.

I really don't know what to do.

That's my mum.

They've got my f***ing mum, Laila.

Sorry.

I'm sorry. We f***ed up.

Laila.

Dad. It's me.

Dad, I'm sorry.

I didn't know you were sick.

They've got my friend's mum.

Dad, you've got to stop it.

I'll... I'll come back.

I'll meet Zaheer today.

I'm sorry, Dad.

You need to let 'em know.

Look who it is.

Raoul Moat.

Can I have a chicken burger and chips,

salad, no tomatoes?

What the f*** are you playing at?

You think I'm a f***ing fool?

- Who the f***'s that?

- That's his mum.

She just flapped it.

We're off to go meet 'em now.

Let's go.

It's gonna be OK.

Here, wait.

Shut the f*** up.

Shut the f*** up, you daft slut!

Shut the f*** up.

No!

Get off the girl!

Get off!

What the f*** are you doing,

Tony? Put the cracker in the car.

Laila, Laila.

Come here. Come here.

What the f*** are you doing, Tony?

Get in the car.

Why...?

Why did they...?

- Why...?

- Breathe. Breathe slowly.

Take this. Take this!

F***'s sake, take it. It's just Valium.

F***.

Come here. Take it.

It's Valium. Just take it.

It'll help you.

Look, I'll take one. I'll take one.

Here's another one. Take it.

OK? Good girl.

I'm Tony.

OK?

Tony, you little prick, what the f***

do you think you're doing?

Bring the f***ing bird back to us.

Ring me as soon as you get this.

Where's your d*ckhead mate gone?

You are sh*t to me.

I tell you one thing,

it better get f***ing settled, Barry.

Go to his kid.

'Lift going up.'

- Tony, man. What's happening?

- Barney. Hey.

Come on.

- Alright.

- Alright.

Let us have a quarter of pot.

- I ain't got it in block.

- That's OK.

Just point eight

so I'll throw an extra one in.

That's OK. That's great.

Aye, sure, mate.

Who's the chick?

One of them, is it?

Sick man, you are.

Tomorrow?

I'll have everything tomorrow.

- Four hundred?

- Aye.

- Deffo?

- Aye.

Don't let me down tomorrow,

Tony.

Six, seven...

And there's the extra one.

Makes up for the point.

Thank you, pal.

Can I just use your kitchen?

I've just got to sort some sh*t out.

Oh, man.

You push the boat out, you, Tony.

Help yourself, but make it quick.

You know what I mean?

No problem. Thanks.

- Don't be all day, though.

- I won't be long.

I'm gonna phone your dad. What phone?

No, listen, Laila is here, though.

Yeah, I've got her here.

I'm gonna bring her.

I don't know about Zaheer. I don't know.

I'm going to bring Laila to you.

I'll bring her to you,

you give me the money, OK?

The guys you were gonna give...

No, Junaid and Zaheer...

No, you don't get... The money

you were gonna give those guys...

You're not dealing with them anymore.

You give me the money, OK?

Where are you? Where are you?

Listen, mate, I don't know

what the f*** you're saying, mate.

Jesus wept. This is...

F***. Tell him I want the money, OK?

Ask him where he is.

- Tell him.

- Dad.

Dad.

I'm sorry.

What did he say?

I'll take you home, OK?

OK. OK.

OK.

Hey.

OK?

- Is that you, T?

- That's us.

- I want it tomorrow.

- Aye, laters.

- Don't let me down, bro.

- No problem.

F***.

Hello.

F***ing Tony?

What the f***'s that about?

Taking her back.

- Where the f*** are they?

- Restaurant.

Let's f***ing go there.

You'll be OK back at your dad's.

Laila, you'll be OK.

Let's go.

I fly a starship

Across the universe divide

And when I reach the other side

I'll find a place to rest my spirit

if I can

Or perhaps I may become

a highwayman again

Or I may simply be a single drop...

No, Dad.

Laila.

I'm your Chum Chum.

Chum Chum.

He's gone.

He didn't want to be there.

Hello.

Hello, Junaid.

Tariq?

Ah...

I'm your Chum Chum.

Dad. I'm still your Chum Chum.

Dad!

Dad.

Dad.

What do you think I am,

a f***ing Paki undertaker? Eh?

I want my f***ing money.

What do you think I f***ing am?

Please.

- Please, Chum Chum.

- No.

No!

Now.

Now!

- Chum Chum.

- No, Dad.

I'm your Chum Chum.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad, I'm your Chum Chum.

Dad, can I take it off?

OK, Chum Chum.

Dad.

I'm your Chum Chum!

Dad.

I'm your Chum Chum.

Dad.

Dad!

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Sing of the wings

Of a three-toed frog

Eat weeds from the deepest

Part of the sea

Bring the trumpet from heaven

And the fire from hell

Then nobody

Can break the spell

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

On the seventh day

God will appear

On the seventh night

Satan will be there

On the seventh day

God will appear

On the seventh night

Satan will be there

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

You slavers will know

What it's like to be a slave

A slave to your hearts

A slave to your heads

A slave to your souls

A slave to your graves

You won't go to heaven

You won't go to hell

You'll remain in your graves

With the stench and the smell

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

I'll melt down your walls

I'll melt your steel guns

I'll make you dumb

I'll make you blind

Dambala send demons

Dambala send angels

Dambala send fire

Dambala send water

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh! Oh, Dambala

Come! Come, Dambala

Oh, oh! Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh! Oh, Dambala

Come! Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

Oh, Dambala

Come, Dambala

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