Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Page #5

Kitty wants us to knock off? Ha!

There you are.

What? What's happening, Angus?

Let me see.

Duncan, would you be quiet!

After the mission, can we get ice cream?

Yes, yes, yes, we can get ice cream.

Now be quiet!

l love ice cream.

Attention, humans!

This is your captain, Angus MacNot-a-cat!

There's a whale up front

and he's taking song requests!

And he's made of candy.

Go now! Go.

Something's up.

Oh, hello, little red dot.

Hey. Hold up. What the?

Seamus, what are you doing?

Catherine?

Look out! The MacDougall twins!

The MacWhats?

-Catherine, look out!

-No!

-Diggs, what'd you do that for?

l'm not sure.

Catherine, protect that pigeon.

l'll get the cat!

Wait! l love Scotland.

And the Scotch tape.

-Where'd you go?

-And Braveheart.

Collar:
Laser!

Have fun!

What?

Batter up!

Look! There's the whale.

Butch, if you're not too busy.

Need a little help!

Diggs, hold still.

l'll use my laser.

Now, don't move a paw!

Yippee ki yay, little puppy!

Hey, Catherine!

We got a doggy overboard!

-Do something, l'm slipping!

Diggs!

No! l can't. It's the water. l never

We'll call Dr. Phil later.

But right now l need some help.

Take that! And you're lucky l don't

smack you upside your cat head.

Kick him in the bagpipes, Butch!

l've got you in my sights, you wee bird!

What are you doing?

Now it's my turn.

Now, don't be hasty, dog.

l was just having a wee bit of fun.

Fun?

Mom, Mom! It's happening again.

What?

Honey, there's nothing there.

-Hey! Just a friendly reminder.

-Seamus!

Your mission is still to protect...

...me!

Catherine, snap out of it.

l'm sorry. l'm so sorry.

l've never seen so much of it.

Oh, God, l can't even look at it.

l wanna help you, but

-Here goes nothing!

-Diggs, no!

No guts, no glory.

No brakes!

Gotcha.

Take that! How's your fancy suit

working out for you now, fur face?

Wait.

Where's Kitty Galore?

Preparing the Call of the Wild.

Soon your feeble canine brains will feel

her wrath, and dogkind will crumble!

Smack him around!

Your pecking days are over, bird.

Kitty knows your pal Nicky

gave you the blueprints.

Blueprints? What blueprints?

Let go, let go.

Stand down, Diggs.

l'll question him from here.

-Negative.

-That's enough! l said stand down!

l got him, pops. l know what l'm

Hey, Angus. Now can we get ice cream?

Diggs! You've ruined everything.

First you let the carrier pigeon get away.

Then you almost drowned us in kitty litter.

And now you've let

the MacDougalls escape!

Well, l didn't blow up the ferry.

l mean, that's something.

l've had it with you. You're untrainable.

l told Lou you didn't have what it takes

to be an agent, and l was right.

-What are you saying?

-l'm saying go home, Diggs.

You're off this team.

l don't wanna be rude,

but the bird's still all good, right?

Come on, Seamus. We've got work to do.

What about you?

l'll catch up with you.

l need to check in with MEOWS first.

Suit yourself.

Good luck, dog.

You don't have to pretend

to check in with MEOWS...

...just so you can thank me

for saving your life.

Uh, l do have to check in with MEOWS.

Oh, right.

But l, um, also want to thank you

for saving my life.

-Hey, you're hurt.

-No, l'm fine.

Well, too bad, tough guy.

You're coming with me to get fixed up.

-Sir, you haven't seen this dog, have you?

-Sorry.

-Hello?

Hi, sweetheart, it's me.

-Hey, honey.

-How's it going? Did you find him?

No, nothing yet.

l can't believe l let this happen.

lt wasn't your fault.

You're doing eveything you can.

Yeah, l know. l just feel like

l'm so close to finding him.

Come home and we'll look together.

Where is he? Where is he?

Hey!

-Hey!

l'm running out of time.

-Where is that stupid pigeon?

-l don't know.

Hey, there's my cat.

What do you say there, Kitty?

And where have you been?

Hey, calm down.

Can't a guy take a statue break?

Excellent. This computer chip

is the last piece l need.

Now no one can stand in my way.

What was that?

-That, my dear?

That's just a loose end

that's conveniently tied itself up.

Kitty!

My humans are out tonight,

so relax while l check in with MEOWS.

Come on, Diggs.

Just one paw after the other.

-lf my nieces give you any trouble....

-Nieces?

Look, guys. Auntie Catherine brought

home a friend. And he's a doggy!

Okay. Um....

Hi. Hello.

Catherine, could you help me out here?

This is too adorable for my taste.

ls it true there's a spot on your tummy,

and if l tickle it, your foot will shake?

No, that's just a myth.

Ah! Whoo!

You found it! Oh, boy!

Oh, boy, that's it.

-All right, girls. That's enough.

Man.

-Aw.

Leave the poor mutt alone.

No fair.

Bye-bye, puppy.

Now, let's have a look at that paw.

Oh, it's just a little splinter.

Really? It feels like a giant

six-inch spike. Like a - Ouch!

Oh, come on.

My nieces are tougher than that.

Yeah, they're unbelievable.

l mean, l'm a dog.

l can't believe they don't hate me.

Well, l guess they haven't learned to yet.

Anyway, listen, thanks for fixing me up.

l should be heading home now.

Home, huh? So where do you live?

Oh, uh, well, it was over at the....

You know, l'm kind of between homes

right now, so l'll probably just

l'll just head back to the kennel.

The kennel? That's terrible.

No, it's fine. Really, it's fine.

Diggs, how much time

have you spent in kennels?

l guess l was just a pup

when l first got dropped off.

My owner said he'd be right back, but....

Well, how did you finally get out?

My man, Shane. He's a cop.

l guess he saw something in me

nobody else did.

Made me his partner.

And l swore l was never

gonna let him down.

There was no way l was ever gonna

wind up in the kennel again.

And then what?

l wound up in the kennel again.

No matter how hard l try,

l just keep messing things up.

Or blowing things up.

Uh, could all of this have

something to do with...

...not being able to follow an order

to save your life?

But it's not like l don't

wanna follow orders.

lt's just, l learned pretty early on...

...that the only one l could count on,

the only one l could really trust, was me.

That way,

no one could ever let me down.

Yeah, but no one can help you either.

Right.

Hey, funky doorbell.

No, it's MEOWS. Come on, let's go.

A room full of cats? Try and stop me!

Oh, man, here we go again.

l was born in a box bigger than this.

Ouch! Will you get off my tail? Hang on.

Oh, right, the dropping-floor thing,

l've seen one - Oh!

Uh.... Little help here?

Welcome to MEOWS.

Whoa.

This is not an emergency, sir.

You still have seven lives left.

Okay, Diggs, no barking, no drooling...

...and definitely no chasing

my colleagues.

Tab, Agent 41 reporting for duty.

Alert! Alert!

The perimeter has been breached.

Guys, please, can you stop running?

l'm fighting the urge to chase you.

No, no, Tab, he's cool. He's with me.

Oh, Catherine. l feel like an idiot up here.

Stand down, brigadier. The dog lives.

Oh, man! l never get to use this thing!

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