Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Page #6

We're outsourcing?

Does he look rabid to you?

He looks rabid to me.

We've isolated a voice on Kitty Galore's

threat recording.

l will enslave all mankind!

Kitty! l'm home!

A human. Definitely human.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up.

-Right.

Now zoom in.

Well, l'll be. Tinkles was right.

A cat's eye does reveal everything.

Tab, flip the image.

''Chuck the Magnificent.''

Okay, let's see.

Aha. Here we are.

Playland, huh?

So who's up for a corn dog?

Can l ask you something?

Don't take this wrong. You know

that saying, ''Cat got your tongue''?

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

You're not gonna

steal my tongue, are you?

It's an expression, Diggs.

Whoa, whoa! Man, you drive like a girl.

No, Diggs, l drive like a cat.

Now, be a good dog

and stick your head out the window.

Brake, brake, brake.

-Welcome to Playland. Parking is $5.

Enjoy the park, sir.

This place looks pretty secure.

So how exactly are we planning

on getting in there?

Wait a second.

l know what to do.

Butch taught me this.

This is a little maneuver

l like to call ''Fetch a Stick.''

Whoops.

We haven't got much time.

Look for something that resembles

a bologna with a head.

Okay there. Yikes.

Catherine, l sure hope

we're not chasing our tails here.

What the?

ls this what it's come to, darlings?

Cats and dogs working together?

Call me old-fashioned, but l preferred it

when we all hated each other.

Don't worry. We still hate you.

Not even a mother

could love that face.

MEOWS! This is Agent 4

-Hey! What are you doing?

Catherine!

No! My collar!

In the still

-Of the night

-Shoo-doop, doobie-doop

l held you

l don't know.

Maybe l was too hard on the kid.

Let's see, some thread,

some twigs, a rubber band

Scratch that, two rubber bands!

What a lucky

You talking about lucky

-Wait, what are we are looking for?

-The blueprints.

The cat on the ferry said your cousin Nicky

gave you blueprints.

Oh, yeah.

-Let me look.

-This is my house!

You'll ruin this place.

My insurance doesn't cover this.

This is why my landlord said no pets.

Well, always great having you over, Butch.

You're the life of the party.

Hey, what's Kitty Galore's name

doing on my wallpaper?

That's not wallpaper.

That's a blueprint for a giant satellite dish.

This is worse than we thought!

She's trying to get free HBO.

This is why Kitty's after you.

Your Cousin Nicky stashed this here.

Collar:
Camera.

HQ, you getting this?

Holy lawn log.

That thing is three stories tall.

lf this device is real,

it's our worst fears come true.

Lou, MEOWS here. We just picked up

a distress signal from Catherine.

-She's with one of your agents.

-Diggs!

They were chasing a lead on Kitty's

hideout, a place called Playland.

You're looking for one

Chuck the Magnificent.

Tab, l'm sending you a blueprint.

Butch, go get our agent.

Copy that! l just hope the kid's okay.

So this is how it ends for me.

ln a circus tent, chained to a cat.

Great master plan, Kitty.

Bup-bup-bup. Don't judge my master plan

until you've heard the whole thing, huh?

You see, in 20 minutes,

l will begin broadcasting...

...the Call of the Wild!

And every canine on this planet

will become a mad dog, forever!

Like l'm supposed to believe

a bunch of weird sounds...

...are gonna make me

a ''mad dog, forever.''

Ah. So you do understand.

l was worried the whole thing

was a tad complicated.

You know, for a dog.

Paws! Let's show our friends what

we have up our metaphorical sleeve.

A dog's sensitive hearing has always been

considered a tactical advantage.

But now, it will be their downfall.

Observe.

Look at the little doggy losing control.

They're even turning on their owners.

Humans have no idea what's happened.

Their dogs have all gone mad!

And there's only one place

for a mad dog.

No, no. Not the kennels.

Yes, yes, the kennels!

Where they will be forever alone...

...unwanted, unloved.

Seem familiar, Officer Diggs?

Nice try, Kitty.

But there's a lot of dogs in this world.

What are you gonna do,

go door-to-door with your sound?

That would take you the rest

of your nine lives.

That's true. Unless l had a satellite.

Why do you think l've been

telling you this?

l got time to kill until

my satellite's in position.

Then, once l beam the signal...

...it will instantly broadcast from every TV,

radio and cell phone on earth!

Okay, show's over.

No, no! You'll never get away

with this, Kitty!

l was hoping someone would say

l'll never get away with this.

lt'll make it so much

more satisfying when l do!

Now, sit back and relax.

Perhaps you'd care for a drink of water?

No! Water. Not water.

Anything but water.

Please, Kitty. l can't swim.

Perfect. l don't want you to swim.

l want you to drown!

We're almost at Playland.

Oh, if there's one ride we should go on,

it's the roller coaster.

We're not going on any rides.

Don't be scared.

l'll hold your paw, big baby.

-There's gotta be a way out of here.

-Catherine, listen.

Since this is the end, l guess

l can say l think l might like you.

-Diggs, stop.

-No. Shh. Don't say anything.

l know it's uncomfortable,

but l think we're buds.

There, l said it. l like a cat.

l feel so free!

No, stop! l can use your collar!

No, it doesn't do anything.

It's not even good for fleas.

No, if l could just get it loose...

...l can pick the lock.

Nice work! Okay, now me.

No!

Don't worry, Diggs.

l'll get you out of here.

No, Catherine. There's no time.

You gotta stop Kitty.

l'm not leaving you, Diggs.

Come on, Catherine. You can do this.

Oh, you owe me bigtime, dog.

Yeah, about what l said before,

about liking cats....

-Never happened.

-Thank you.

Hey, Kitty!

Sorry, practice went a little long.

Where are you, girl?

Chuck, you're a grade-A doofus.

Here they are.

Kitty?

You in here?

Don't worry, Kitty.

We all get stage fright sometimes.

We can get through this together.

The show must go on!

Just need five minutes.

Maybe 10.

Caramel corn. You have any idea

what the street value of that is?

-ls that Seamus?

Over here!

There's no reason we can't save

the world and get snow cones.

-Hey, guys.

-Catherine!

-Rookie!

Butch.

Collar:
Comlink.

HQ, we have Catherine and Diggs.

Nice work, Butch.

Now find Kitty's device.

Where could Kitty be hiding

that satellite dish?

lt must be huge. You can't just hide

something like that.

Hey, wait a second.

That ride looks kind of like a....

It sure does.

Genius!

What? All l see is

a giant satellite-dish-looking

Oh.

Team, huddle up.

It's go time.

Save the dogs, save the world.

First thing to do, get on top of that ride.

Yes! Wait. Is there

a height requirement for this ride?

Behold my glorious device!

Careful, Scrumptious.

Scratch that disc, l scratch you.

ln mere moments,

the planet becomes my scratching post!

Excuse me,

has anyone seen my assistant?

She kind of looks like a raw chicken.

Oh, my Lord! Kitty!

Get down from there!

Let's get this party started.

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