Celal ile Ceren Page #10

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to you at all...

...please, meet with him

for five minutes.

Not outside. You never know

what he'll do.

We'll go eat, all together.

You can talk everything over.

Oh, Kubi. I really don't know.

Let me think it over.

Okay?

- Bye.

- Bye.

Bon apptit, Ceren.

It's interesting. Rice and anchovies

have an aphrodisiacal effect on me.

All my suppressed sexual urges

come out.

Isn't it true?

- Who made it?

- I did. I hope you enjoy it.

Ceren's a good cook too.

Aren't you, Ceren?

How is it that everything a man could

want can be found in one woman?

How could her genetic map

be so perfect?

You're the last word in womanhood.

- I adore you.

- Really, Celal?

- Let me ask you. Really?

- Really, Ceren.

Get going.

Time to go, please.

- What is it, Celal?

- An anchovy's caught in my throat.

Go on inside.

I want to see the room of the woman

who made such a great meal.

Why not?

Let's go have a look.

- Gzde.

- There aren't any surprises.

Are you still upset?

Do you want some stuffed vine leaves?

Lettuce?

- Eggplant?

- I don't want any.

Mixed pickles?

Babaganush?

Okay, Ceren. What I did

was terrible.

I realize that.

I was an ass.

But I never really wanted to do it.

I don't want to hurt you

or anything else.

I love you.

I love you so much.

Everything I feel in my heart

is for you, Ceren.

It's all about Ceren.

That'sjust the way I feel.

We go together hand in glove.

We were made for each other.

Do you understand?

I feel like I've known you since

the first time I opened my eyes.

Do you understand? Like

we didn't meet in college.

It's like you've always been

a part of my life.

You know, like...

...like Serena and Venus.

Like the Klitschko brothers.

Like Siegfried and Roy.

Do you understand?

They understand each other without speaking.

One makes the tiger disappear, the other

makes it reappear.

We have something like that.

Do you understand? I mean...

Sometimes I buy puzzles.

I like doing them.

Imagine a 5000-piece puzzle.

Really huge.

I keep doing the puzzle,

but I can neverfinish it.

It's missing a piece.

I'm going out of my mind.

I can't find the piece.

But you can't complete

the puzzle without it...

...and that tiny piece is the most

important part of the puzzle.

Do you understand?

The most precious piece.

If life's a big puzzle...

...if my life's a puzzle...

...you're the most precious piece

of the puzzle.

You're the most precious piece

of my puzzle.

I'm sure everyone has experienced

the same thing.

Definitely.

Everyone has a Ceren.

Do you understand?

And my Ceren is you.

Do you understand?

- Celal.

- I'm not crying, okay.

Go wash your face and come back.

Talk to me like a man.

Don't cry. Please.

Okay.

- What's going on?

- I don't know.

Is it what I think it is?

- Are they kidding with us?

- Oh my God.

Let's boil some water, open the door,

and throw it in.

Don't be ridiculous.

Are we separating humping dogs?

Let's go in together. You grab

Gzde and I'll grab Kubilay.

- You're an animal.

- Right.

Shut up, silly.

We have an announcement to make.

We've decided to get married.

You must bejoking.

Is it the anchovies? What happened?

- It's too soon.

- Gzde, are you crazy?

Yes, I'm crazy.

I'm crazy in love.

Are you sick or what?

Don't make me sorry I brought you.

- How'd all this happen?

- I was smitten by her eyes.

By her cooking. We went inside.

We humped and humped.

I saw the light.

Oh!

Oh!

- What's going on?

- What do you mean?

- What are you doing here?

- What are you doing?

- I'm having breakfast.

- Is this a breakfast room?

Is this a sex room?

You have a bedroom.

Go to your room and do it.

Do I have to watch you?

I can see your b*obs.

Cover up your b*obs.

- Sex-starved.

- Do I have to ask you to have sex?

We'll make love wherever we want.

We're married.

If anyone is the third wheel here, it's you.

Don't you get it?

You shouldn't hang out with

newlyweds for so long.

It's time you started looking for a

place of your own.

You think you're a man now cause you

found that broad? Are you kicking me out?

That's not what I said. But it's time

you started looking.

Shame on you.

You should be ashamed.

You're my Kubilay,

my blood brother...

...and look what you're saying.

How could you?

I don't believe my ears?

Where can I go? Can I live at my

dad's at my age?

What would the neighbors say?

Go stay with Ceren.

She's here now. Ceren lives alone

- Go stay with her.

- Shame on you.

- Stop agitating.

- Shame on you.

- Stop agitating.

- Shame on you.

Yes?

Why are you treating me like

a door-to-door salesman...

...aftersix years together?

- Celal, what is it? What do you want?

They threw me out.

"Go away," they said

"Don't come back", they said.

"We're honeymooning,"they said.

They sneaked up on me in the middle

of the night, stark naked.

They abused me sexually. They won't

even let me have my morning comflakes.

- Then go stay at a hotel.

- Who'd take me and Kahraman?

Aren't there any crow-friendly

hotels in Istanbul?

What's it to me? Stay at your parents'.

Why have you come here?

How can I go back home

after 35 years of age?

What do I care? Go stay with one of

yourfriends from the bachelor party.

One of them can take you in.

Go on!

They're all animals, Ceren.

I'm going through a rough time

and I need some tenderness.

All I get from them is guy talk,

and all that.

What I want is tendemess.

Warm skin.

Asoft touch.

A kiss.

Nice b*obs.

- You're disgusting.

- Excuse me.

Get lost! There's no excuse.

You're shameless. Get lost.

I haven't seen you forso long, Ceren.

I've had two wet dreams.

You're a total pervert.

Really.

Just a second, Ceren.

I've made a decision.

I'll consider you my sister until I

cross this threshold.

- Let me stay, sister.

- You're disgusting. Get lost.

- Get lost!

- Then I'm not going anywhere.

I'll live right here.

On a 30-square-centimeter doormat.

I'll snarl at whoever passes.

I'll eat all your food deliveries.

You can choke on them

for all I care!

Hold on. You're not slamming

the door that easily.

- I'm not falling for it.

- Just watch.

Right in my face.

- Just watch me.

Slam it then, can you?

Slam it then.

Just like that, Ceren?

Ceren?

Stop it, Kahraman.

I'm at the end of my rope as it is.

You could have given us some water.

He's thirsty, and so am I.

At least put a bowl of water

outside the door.

Whatever, we'll go listen to some music.

This is an apartment building.

Keep it down, guys.

What are you doing here?

You've hit rock bottom.

Ah, don't ask, guys.

I really have hit bottom.

She won't let me in.

- That's terrible. You're locked out?

- Yeah. Like an abandoned dog.

You see that?

Like a little stray dog.

- And he has a bird.

- Should we take him in?

- Please let me.

- Let him come. We'll have a party.

- Come on, let's go.

- Come on.

- Where's your place?

- Upstairs.

Right up here?

- Yes.

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