Celal ile Ceren Page #9

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Yourfaggoty denim shirt.

- Don't touch me.

- Act like a man!

- Don't touch me.

- Act like a man.

I have a broken arm!

- Get out of my shop.

- I'll show you!

Stop it!

Just look at my face.

Damn you.

Can't you think for yourself? Has anyone

ever wanted an "ass" tattoo before?

I just don't think about it.

Drop it already.

Enough! You gave me a headache.

I swear I'm going to flip out.

Who do you think you are?

I'll break your other arm.

Hi.

She found somejerk.

They were flirting.

Like she was rubbing it in.

And she said they kissed. How could she?

It's terrible what she's done.

Metin, don't take this the wrong way,

but you really need a shave.

You can't run around with stubble.

Have some respect for your art.

Celal Mankie, you can go.

See you later.

Let me leave you this.

Take care of yourself.

Nice to see you all.

Thanks. See you.

Just look at me.

I've disgraced myself.

I broke my heart and my arm.

And all because of you.

We gave you some advice.

You broke up with her on your own.

- You tossed away your ring.

- What do you mean?

Didn't you cheer me on?

Leave her. Leave her. What was all

that about six years?

What about Czechoslovakia

and the Huns?

- So now it's ourfault?

- Of course it's yourfault.

Didn't you say the Huns had a queen?

You made all those comparisons.

- Fine.

- You ruined my life.

I've been cursed ever since

I broke up with Ceren.

Look at me. Now I understand.

I know I can't live without her.

Who else would put up with me?

Who would put up with me?

- Who'd put up with me?

- So you've wised up now.

Then you'll have to do something

to win her back.

I will. I'll win her back.

I left her, and I lost her.

And now I'll win her back.

Then show her how much you love her.

- That you won't make the same mistakes...

- Don't give me advice.

Ceren! Ceren!

See? I "heart" love you.

But the "U" is behind the bush.

Get lost. They'll all talk about me.

I'm so sorry. Come down here

and let me kiss you.

Go away. Stop it.

This is getting embarrassing.

I'm shouting it out.

Allah!

I'm in love with you!

Ceren, my love!

Have you no shame?

Don't you have somewhere to go?

I called the police.

They're on the way.

Show some respect for love.

Ceren, please?

He ran that way!

A paint and run.

Stop! Don't try to run away.

What were you thinking,

painting like that?

- You need to be more gentle.

- Gentle?

- Ah. Champagne.

- Champagne?

Surprise!

- What are you doing? A**hole!

- Gzde!

- Damn you.

- What happened? Did he hit you?

Why are you doing this, Celal?

Why do you hurt everyone?

Why are you always trouble?

I spent a fortune. Getting you

champagne was wrong too.

Idiot.

We need to think of something

more original.

Something that's visually stunning.

A Russian choir

Something visible from space.

Acrobats, singers and dancers.

Something with all the surrounding

buildings. An explosion of energy.

We need something more showy.

- Lasers.

- Lasers?

- Lasers. It's a lady thing.

- Right, for epilation.

Women and lasers go together.

Dearfriends, welcome to

the event this evening.

Come on, it's ready.

- Come on.

First, I hope your enjoy your meal.

I'm here to cry out my love for Ceren.

Yes, the laser show is beginning.

Look at the supervisor.

First comes the fireworks.

Light it.

Light it, light it.

- Celal, don't.

- Ceren, I love you. Three!

Two! One!

It must be the wind.

Why aren't they exploding?

Keep sailing, Captain.

Good God!

We'll be back with you soon.

Enjoy your dinner.

Go back to your appetizers.

That's it.

Good moming. You're beautiful today.

Is Ceren here?

Ugh, Celal.

Just a sec. Don't close that.

Don't make me do something.

- Go get Ceren.

- Ceren's not here.

- Where's Ceren?

- She's on vacation.

- On vacation?

- They went to Bodrum.

"They?" With her mother?

- Nope.

- With herfather?

- Nope.

- With who then?

- With Baturalp.

- With Baturalp?

- They're on their way to the airport.

- You can catch up if you run.

- Which airport?

Sabiha Gken, 4:
40.

Damn it.

What the hell are you doing?

What are you doing?

What do you think you're doing?

Was this your motorbike?

I have to get to the airport.

They're taking away my girlfriend.

I'll bring it back.

Whose bike are you taking?

Who said you could have it?

Whose bike are you stealing?

- I'm not stealing anyone's bike.

- I'll bring it back.

- Who said you could? You're stealing.

Why would I steal it? I'll bring it back.

Why'd I steal your crappy bike?

- I'll bring it back.

- What do you mean?

It's stealing. Who do you think you are?

You're a jerk-off.

Get off that bike.

- Why are you cursing?

- Because I'm cursing.

- Try to understand.

- Understand what? You thief.

- What are you doing?

- Get off that.

- Who head-butts with a helmet?

- Get off.

- Off what? Off what?

- Get off it.

Take your motorbike then!

Get lost.

- Get out of my face.

- All this over a bike.

- Get out of here.

- Jerk-off.

- Stop showing off.

- Screw you.

Hi, ma'am.

I can't stand the sight of blood.

You could have told me

before you fainted.

You could have said something.

Who's in charge here?

Nuray Hanm, could you please come over?

I'm sorry, sir.

How can I help you?

What is it, sir?

I need to make the 4:40 Bodrum flight.

We don't have a flight like that.

You could take the 9:00 to Antalya.

Why would I fly to Antalya?

I said Bodrum. Why would I fly to Antalya?

- Nothing, sir.

- Nothing?

- Nothing.

Then check the computer.

- I'll check, sir.

- What do you want me to check?

- 4:
40, Bodrum.

There's no flight scheduled today.

- My friends are taking it.

- There must have been a misunderstanding.

You can't do this to me!

Try to calm down.

- Hello, Celal?

- Hello, Gzde?

I'm at at the airport.

They say there's no such flight.

I brought flowers.

- Why are you laughing?

- Of course there's no flight.

Do you think this is a

romantic comedy?

Where the pilot stops everything

and lets a passenger off?

And you run toward each other

in slow motion?

And sweating bullets, you're reunited with

your Ceren, you moron?

You idiot.

Get me some perfume from duty-free.

Say hi to the pilot.

I kiss your double chin.

You're in for it now...

I'm going to bust your nose.

Who'd do a thing like that?

I'll sock you in thejaw and...

...snap that skinny body in two...

- You're horrible.

- That's the way to show him.

Why do I have to talk to her?

Look, they're coming out.

There she is. She's coming out!

Ceren!

- Ah, Kubi?

Gzde, go ahead. I'll come.

Ceren, hi. I like to get to the point.

You know that

- What's wrong, Kubilay?

- He's in terrible shape.

Worse than you can imagine.

His life is ruined.

We've been friends since childhood.

I can't just leave him like this.

But he's an idiot.

What can you do?

Look, Kubi. He's using you too.

Keep out of this.

It's not like that.

I'm here because I want to be.

If ourfriendship means anything

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