Celal ile Ceren Page #2

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- Where'd he put them?

- On Facebook.

- On which Facebook?

- How many Facebooks are there, dope?

- Zuckerberg's?

- That's the one.

I'm done for.

It's all over. I'm toast.

- How could I do something like that?

- Come have a look.

Just look at them!

Ceren thinks we're at home asleep.

Can you believe it?

Can I tell you something?

I can't believe I've spent six years

of my life with Ceren.

I only spent six minutes with

these girls...

...and I swear life's better already.

- Get closer.

- How can I get any closer?

Am I supposed to walk through

one of the girls?

If this is a woman, what is Ceren?

Tell me. What is she?

I said her name. I shouldn't have...

I said "Ceren" loud and clear.

I'm screwed.

I'm totally screwed.

You can count on me.

We'll come up with something.

Okay? We'll decide on something.

We'll brainstorm.

I'm totally boned.

I swear.

Are you a total idiot?

Do you have sh*t for brains?

Is there a donut up there?

Is your hair red because you have

ketchup for brains?

Who films a booze-up like that?

Why?

It's the golden rule: What happens

in Aksaray, stays in Aksaray. Period.

How was I supposed to know?

Tatyana and Svetlana said, "this is great,

Berkay, upload the video. "

So I did. But I deleted it three

minutes later.

On the Intemet, everything spreads

like a virus.

Okay, he's an idiot. Ajerk.

A moron.

Why do you keep making me drink

rocket shots? You know I can't say no.

You did the same thing at my

engagement party.

Rememberwhat happened.

Think back to that day.

I'm full of thejoy of cutting the ribbon

forthe young couple.

I'm cutting it in front of you all.

We say, "In the name of God... "

Cut it. Cut it.

- It won't cut. What should I do?

- Just nick it. This is terrible.

- It won't cut. How can I cut it?

- Just nick it.

It won't cut. They brought dull scissors.

It won't cut.

The scissors are dull.

- Cut it, uncle.

- Shall I cut it?

What did you do?

What did you do?

You ruined everything.

Just look at that. Who'd do that?

- You should have said something.

- Ah, darling.

I could have given you permission to go.

It's over. You all chipped in

to end my six-year relationship.

But I deserve it.

Who was itching for it? Celal Manki.

What will Ceren do? She'll kick my ass

right out of her place.

So she kicks your ass and boots you out.

So what?

You're a grown man.

You can stick up for yourself!

Just look at you.

You're a Doberman that's tumed

into a poodle!

If I put a burning hoop here,

you'd jump through it.

That's how she's trained you.

I've never seen anything so pathetic.

I trusted you.

I thought I could depend on you.

I closed my eyes and put myself in

your hands, you animal. You dog!

- You ox.

- I open my eyes, and poof!

Where is he? Off to the Russians.

Who'd do something like that?

To someone like me? Six years

together, and he's my first boyfriend.

You know girls, I had my first

time with him.

Blah, blah, blah.

Is this how you'll set up a home?

Is this how you'll be a father?

Is this how you'll be head of the house?

You'll have a family to support. Afamily.

- You'll be a deadbeat dad, at best.

- You said it.

And he actually calls me and says,

"Honey, I'm going to bed now, okay?"

Are you kidding me? You must be...

We talked on the phone like

imbeciles every single day.

Idiot. How do I know he didn't

do the same thing every other day?

If Ceren's a woman, what are these?

God damn you.

Damn you.

And you've been engaged for

a whole four years.

What's he trying to do?

What kind of a jerk is he?

He's stringing you along.

He never intended to marry you.

Just drop him for God's sake.

He's playing you for a fool.

He has it coming.

Throw away the ring.

Throw away the ring, Ceren.

Just throw it away.

Celal, she doesn't respect you.

She pressured you.

She forced you to lie.

Then when you lied, she dumped you.

She pressured you, made you lie

and dumped you.

She's responsible for it all.

Don't you see?

If she'd given you your freedom

you wouldn't have lied.

You'd have partied and then gone

home. You didn't do anything wrong.

You're right, she pressured me.

She pressures me.

You can't go here, can't go there.

You can't do this orthat. Enough.

I was just having fun with my friends.

I wasn't doing anything wrong.

She made me lie. She left me no choice

but to lie.

And that's not all.

She was badmouthing Kahraman.

- She was trying to throw him out.

- She has a grudge against Kahraman.

It's him or me, she said.

Who'd say something like that?

Him or me? What's that supposed to mean?

Who'd get jealous of a bird?

I said, "Everyone goes,

but Kahraman stays. "

He's my baby.

He only says one word, and only once

every three months. He calls me "dad".

He was so lucky to go out with you.

Who does he think he is?

He'sjust some thick brute.

He sits there with two Moldavians and

says, "If these are women, what's Ceren?"

- Who do you think you are?

- Really...

...I don't deserve this.

I really don't.

- Anything there?

- No.

- You're exaggerating.

- What do mean, Glce?

He wasjust having fun.

What's done is done.

He had fun with his friends, he

screwed up, and he went home.

- Wouldn't anyone have done the same?

- If course they wouldn't.

He can't. They're engaged.

They're planning a future together.

- Possible. You always contradict me.

- I just don't get it.

- Don't contradict me all the time.

- Hold on a second, girls.

What are you doing? You're all saying

something different. Be quiet.

You have to make the most

of this opportunity.

You have to turn it around.

Tell hershe can't dump you

because you're dumping her.

Pop that zit. Grin and bear it.

Pull that scab right off.

You have to dojustice to the

testosterone running through your veins.

Whip it out and shake it.

Show them what you're made of.

You've gone all limp.

You've tumed into a doormat.

Is that any way to live? Huh?

Do you know the story of Sultan Sleyman?

He almost took over the world.

Then he ran into Hrrem Sultan.

See, it's always a woman. Do you see?

And what about Helen of Troy?

The Trojan Warwas fought over her.

Empires clashed! People died!

There was famine! They froze on

the battlefield. All because of a woman!

The Huns were split over a woman.

It's always a woman!

Czechoslovakia broke apart.

Awoman ended Czechoslovakia!

What would I do all alone?

What would I do if I were single?

Czechoslovakia, I said!

Who are you?! What are you?

I'm asking you to think it over.

You're right. I'm sick of it.

I'm going to run forfreedom,

like Kunte Kinte. Enough already.

I've had it up to here.

It's Hakuna Matata from now on.

That's it. One-night stands from now on.

- Anything that moves, gets it.

- That's the spirit.

She corralled me into marriage,

step by step. Like the riot police.

She had me up against the wall.

I don't want any of it. Screw marriage,

screw the engagement, screw it all.

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