Celal ile Ceren Page #3

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I took it off. Look.

Look at the ring.

- I threw it away and now I'm free.

- Way to go.

Oh. I feel light as a feather.

Just watch what I do next.

I'm going to call and say it right out.

- Call her. Go on, call her.

- Don't call her. She won't answer.

Just see what happens now.

Watch what happens next.

Aha!

Did you see that?

He's calling me because you didn't

pick up, the bastard. Should I answer it?

- Answer it.

- Don't.

- Answer it.

- Don't.

- Should I answer it?

- Answer if you want.

- Yes, is that shithead Celal?

- Don't curse at me.

I'll put another bump in that nose

of yours. Put Ceren on the phone!

Just a second.

Hello?

I don't feel good.

Hello? Ceren?

We've been togetherforsix years.

And while we've gone through

some tough times...

...I think we've had some great times too.

And I also think we fit together

like Feng Shui.

Like Yin and Yang. And as a result

of that unfortunate incident...

...the other night, I want you to

know that I've grown and...

...I've made some decisions. I don't

think there's any point in you...

...wasting yourtime any more either.

We've reached a new stage in...

...our relationship, and I think it's time

we moved on to a new level.

Marriage. He's about to propose.

I think we have no other choice, Ceren.

Let's move on to a new stage...

Let's take thejump together.

Meaning?

- "Meaning," she says.

- A new season and fresh hopes.

A new season and fresh hopes.

What I'm trying to say is...

- United we stand.

- United we stand.

- We are the champions...

- We are the champions. Come on, guys.

- More cushion for the pushing...

- More cushion forthe pushing.

- Damn you to hell.

- Celal, are you making fun of me?

No Ceren, ignore that last one.

Ceren, what I'm trying to say is,

will you go out to eat with me?

No. No!

Yes. Alright.

Okay, we'll grab a bite. I'll be

waiting at that place of ours.

Come by yourself. Okay?

Bye then. Bye.

- You should be ashamed of yourself.

- Boo!

What do you mean, boo?

Just go and don't look back.

You melted at the thought of

marriage and a ring, didn't you?

Don't you have any pride?

Oh! Freedom!

Celal, you were great.

You spelled it all out.

Free at last.

Everything's okay now.

Freestyler.

Hit and run.

Hit and run.

My dear Ceren, first of all, I wish to

welcome you.

As you know... I invited you here.

Wait for him to go.

Come on.

What are you doing?

Do you expect me to say something?

I'm pouring some water.

I'm almost done.

You poured water on our conversation.

Now get going.

- Sorry. Bon appetit.

- Get going.

Anyway, Ceren, let's start

where we left off.

Ceren, I want to say we've had

six wonderful years together.

We've come a long way.

Thanks to your self-sacrifice

and my self-denial...

...we've had some great

times together.

Through tears and laughter.

Until that dark day.

On that dark day, you made

me tell a lie. You pressured me.

- Me?

- Yes.

You threw me into the arms of

Olga and Helga and Svetlana.

- Celal.

- You helped release my inner being.

- Don't be ridiculous.

- You unleashed my subconscious.

And thanks to my idiotic friends

you accidentally found out what I did.

And you asked me for a reckoning.

I find that unacceptable.

- You made me lie...

- Me?

Yes. You made me, Ceren.

I'm calling your bluff...

...and flinging it in your face.

I'm leaving you.

I've left you. It's over.

It's over just like that.

Hold on a minute.

Are you breaking up with me?

- Yes, right now.

- You invited me here to break up?

Yes, I invited you here to break up.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

- Off you go.

- Who the hell are you? You rat bastard.

Who do you think you are?

Who?

I can see how right I was.

You've turned all ugly.

- You're a pig.

- You're so revolting.

You ox! You're the one who's

reduced me to this.

- You're disgusting.

- You've done this to me!

- This is for you...

- Damn it.

- What's all this?

- You're disgusting. I'm spitting poison.

- Get rid of your poison somewhere else.

- God damn you.

- Stop spitting.

- It's a waste of spit.

- Get lost.

- God damn you.

- Stop cursing me here.

- God damn you to hell and back.

Go on, then. Curse me.

Do you think your curses will work?

If God loved you, would he have

created you like this. Stumpy.

- Stumpy?

- Yeah, stumpy. Go.

- Damn you, Celal.

- You have the stature of a dwarf. Now go!

- You're a worthless piece of sh*t.

- Leave a 20 for the tip.

- Damn you.

- Leave a 20!

Sorry.

If I'd proposed, there'd have been

screams of joy.

I break up with her, she screams

bloody murder. That's life.

What's going on? You've been

staring at us all night.

Look at him.

I did the right thing.

If he'd done the right thing he'd still

have all his teeth and hair on his head.

He's sitting there like a giant

shriveled up colon.

I you put him in a body bag nobody

would think anything of it.

You've finished him off for good.

And two, three, four.

I'm waiting on the island shoreline

Hey, hey hey.

Make me rejoice

I'm asking for your hand

Really, I'm so happy.

I feel at peace.

- And on the very first day.

- You feel lighter, don't you?

- You feel free and easy.

- Oh, you bet I do.

Now wejust need to find some fresh

meat and dip ourwicks.

- Count me in.

- The color's back in his face.

I swear, the color's back.

Just look at you.

Hey. Are they looking at us?

Of course they are. Do you see

any other alpha males here?

They're looking at us.

I got all rusty the last six years.

Look. First minute, first goal.

We're flirting with girls.

I don't believe it.

- Why wouldn't we? Are you crazy?

- Are they really looking at us?

- They are, but...

- I'll make contact.

Wait. They're pay to play.

- Pay to play?

- For hire. Mercenaries.

- Don't be ridiculous.

- It's obvious, they're streetwalkers.

Saying something like that about

two Istanbul girls from good families.

You can see the purity of their

hearts and souls in their eyes.

Two innocent virtuous girls.

Stop smearing people. Enough of your

pigeonholing.

Pay to play?

Let's toast, my dark-haired darling.

Let's drink every night,

my dark-haired darling.

You know, I'm so happy right now.

Hanging out with a different

girl forthe first time in my life.

What's that? "Black Pepper"?

That's the one.

"Black Pepper" on my first day of freedom.

- Do you want the blonde orthe brunette?

- It doesn't matter.

- Tell me.

- The dark one's a bottle blonde anyway.

Guys, just so you know.

It's 500 euros a head.

Then screw till dawn.

I don't want any problems later.

You'll have to pay in advance.

- 500 euros for some tail.

- We'll keep them working till dawn.

- I don't have that much on me.

- Gentlemen, are you ready for some fun?

Since I didn't know yourtype...

...I prepared a mixed assortment

for us all to share.

- What?

- What have you done, Ayegl?

Spell out "Narcotics"with them

and take a photo of us in front.

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