Celal ile Ceren Page #4

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- Come on.

- I've never seen anything so disgraceful.

You're classy girls.

What are doing here?

I defended you in front of my friends.

You're putting me to shame.

Enjoy life, Celal.

You're all ours tonight.

I'm going to smack the one

who said, "enjoy life".

- Get rid of those.

- Celal.

We're not that kind of guy.

Take them away.

Please, take them away.

- A-ha!

- Police! Surrender!

I don't believe it.

Not another raid?

Okay, hold on. Just a second.

Don't panic.

Someone complained about the noise.

I'll talk to the cop.

Commissioner, what do you mean,

drugs? We don't do drugs.

Send it to ballistics.

It's got nothing to do with me.

Why'd you go there then?

For hookers?

No. Let's not call it that.

Just some messing around.

We werejust hanging out.

You big lug!

Welcome, Dad.

I'll let you off this once.

Forthe sake of your father.

I better not see you here again

forsomething like this.

I understand, Commissioner.

I'll be back for otherthings.

Now if you'll excuse me.

Are you eating fruit, Celal?

Apples are good for you. You know?

Cherries are really good.

Cherries are good right up to the stem.

Don't drink any soda, son.

It's terrible for you.

Watch out for gene food.

They say everything modified

these days, Celal. It scares me.

We've been talking about this for

days, even at the baths.

We have to think about gene food

everywhere we go these days.

Celal, your relationship with Ceren

is the best thing you've done.

You're no good at work.

You don't have any skills.

You don't play any instruments... What

happened to that violin I got you?

You threw it out, didn't you?

You don't have any skills, son.

You run around like a scamp.

But you have Ceren. I'm thrilled that

girl will be a part of our family.

She's a sound, strong, no-nonsense girl.

She'll keep you in line.

She'll know how to run a household.

Mother, Ceren and I have split up.

Celal, I never really liked her anyway.

Insolence was written all over her face.

There was something rough about her.

Like a day laborer.

If you hadn't separated, I was

planning to break you up myself.

I could have done it, just like that.

Do you know what my grandmother

used to say?

Beware of girls whose asses

are close to the ground.

- Mother, please

- Okay, okay.

Forget about all that.

I'm here for you.

I'll find you a nice girl.

I've got someone in mind.

Mom. Mom.

I just came out of a six-year relationship.

I'm not ready for anyone new.

I want to be single

and run with the hit squad

I'm going to play the field.

What's a "hit squad"son?

I don't get it.

I mean, I want to be a young gun.

On my own, take aim and fire.

You should see her, son.

We had a women's day at the baths

last Sunday.

That's where I saw her.

Melahat's daughter.

Ah, Celal. You should have seen

the way she walked in.

That long, blonde hair.

That alabaster skin.

Aface radiant as the moon.

Can you imagine it, son.

The way she washed

herself at the basin.

If you saw those breasts.

If you saw those thighs.

Those legs. Slender as a spear.

That tiny mouth. Her lips

like a cherry.

Can I tell you something?

Girls with tiny mouths...

- Mother.

- ... are no big grumblers, son.

I adored her. She'sjust the girl

for my Celal, I said to myself.

I was swept away.

The perfect girl for you.

Don't miss out on her, Celal.

Okay, mother, I'll meet her.

Where is she?

She works at a pizzeria. Her name's Hande.

You can pick her up there.

- Hande?

- Hande. Such a lovely name.

- Alright, mom.

- Thank you, dear.

At last, Celal. My wishes have come true.

With God's blessings.

Alright.

Welcome.

How can I help you?

Excuse me?

- Hande?

- Pardon me? Who?

Hande?

No, I'm Merve. Hande's inside.

She'll be right out.

Hande, come quick.

Look who came.

Ah, Celal.

Hello. Pleased to meet you.

Your mother mentioned you.

She said you sought my hand.

I came to get two pizzas.

What are you up to?

- She can watch the register. Come on.

- They meet at the baths every week.

She told me about it and

I agreed to meet you.

- Bye-bye, sweetie. See you.

- Have fun.

Celal. Celal, wait for me.

Celal, why aren't you waiting?

Why are you acting like this?

Have you evertried it like this?

You fold it up like a wrap.

Then you eat it. Want some?

No. Finish eating and let's go.

Can I ask you something?

No, you can't.

What's your favorite sex position?

Missionary or doggy style?

Didn't I say you couldn't ask me anything?

Why are you talking dirty?

What's wrong? Is it a turn-on?

I think everything should be talked

about openly in a relationship.

What relationship? What do you mean?

You're talking nonsense.

Eat your pizza and let's go.

- You're sweet.

- Thanks. Thanks.

Slow down.

You'll choke.

You'll choke. Go slow, lady.

Eat more slowly.

Get up.

Oh no!

She died right in front of me!

Come quick. She choked.

What should I do?

I know I should do mouth-to-mouth,

but I really don't feel like it.

- My man, my Celal.

- What are you doing?

No! What are you doing?

- My Celal.

- Good grief!

Get back! I swear I'll sock you

in thejaw!

- Masher! Masher!

- Sister, I didn't do anything.

- What are you talking about?

- She's a young girl.

- Grab him!

- What are you doing?

You beast!

Kahraman! What's wrong, boy?

Something's wrong with Kahraman.

He passed out three times today.

Why didn't you tell me?

Look at this, his

stool is dark blue.

He usually craps dark blue

when he's sick.

And it's greenish-white when he's

Getting better.

We've got to take him in right away.

Get me a box or something.

Have you found something? My boy.

I'll take him in like this.

And get me some newspaper.

Don't forget to give him

the drops from the vet.

Yes?

Kahraman isn't feeling well.

- If you can heal him again...

- We will. What is it, a cat?

- No.

- A dog?

- No.

- What is it?

A crow.

Celal Manki?

That's me. Have we lost Kahraman?

No, he's fine. He's undergoing

a minor procedure.

- Don't worry, he'll be fine.

- Oh, thank God.

Aren't you Auntie Asuman's son,

Celal Manki?

- Yes.

- Do you remember me?

No.

We spent a few holidays

together at Aktur.

You had a broken leg the last time.

Do you remember?

A broken leg?

Yes, that's right.

- Selen.

- Selin.

- Selin.

- Selin.

- Selin. How's it going?

- Fine.

You haven't changed a bit.

You've grown a bit. You're curvier.

- You haven't changed at all.

- Thanks. I try to keep in shape.

- How are your parents doing?

- They're fine.

You know, my mom's getting on.

She's got varicose veins.

She wears support hose. Really tight.

She pulls them way up,

practically to her belly button.

She looks like an ice cream cone.

Spilling out of those hose.

Come here, I'm going to show you

something funny. Come to my office.

- Look who's here.

- Oh my God. Just look at that.

- Berkay and Kubi.

- And who's that?

- Timur.

- Ah.

Do your see your parents there?

And my aunt.

God your aunt's ugly.

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