Chalet Girl Page #2
Listen, a week ago I was
mopping up puke in a burger bar.
No, you listen, little Miss Essex
no-coat, non-skiing freak show.
I'm not actually from...
The Madsens fly in at five.
They expect perfection from the start.
Now, if you screw up or, more
importantly, if you make me look bad,
then clearing up puke will be a fond
memory of the good old days. Got it?
Oh!
Got it.
So I'll just make myself at home, then.
J' Farmer in my own farm
I In, out and far
I From the high ceilings
(yodelling on TW
- Look out!
- Hey!
(tutS)
it's a total nightmare.
It's not like you've got to spend
the next four months
sharing a room with her.
- Oh, no, wait, you have.
- I'm serious, babes.
It's like she's never seen snow before.
it's like she's from Africa.
A chalet girl who can't ski.
That's classic.
- Tell me about it. Later, babes.
- Later, babes.
of chalet-girling.
One, no friends up in the chalet.
Two, party all you like, as long as
breakfast is on the table at eight.
- You oversleep, you pack your bags.
- Friends, breakfast, check.
Three, no sleeping with the clients.
Unless they're fit. Or minted.
Or hitting on you.
- Basically, there's only two rules.
- Basically, yeah.
We're just going to get
the essentials for now.
Right, so shall I go and get the veg?
Six tins of caviar, please. Beluga.
Caviar, right. Of course.
I'm more front-of-house type,
you're more back office.
Because I know how to talk to them.
Yeah, I don't speak much posh.
Dropped it after GCSEs.
- Do you want to prep the veg?
-I live to prep veg.
Right, carrots,
we've got a big game coming up.
I want to see each and every one of you
giving 110 per cent.
Are you done?
Yeah. I thought you said
they landed at five.
I did. But the pilot called.
They ran into some headwind.
Oh, right... The who called?
- (girl) God, he's here already.
- (Kim) Who?
(girl) The owners' all-round ski guide,
fixer and gimp.
Kim, meet the very handsome,
very powerful Bernhardt.
- You're late.
- Did I mention very charming too?
- Is this the new Hausmdchen?
- Hi.
Hey, welcome!
- So, who is everyone?
- Oh, you'll figure it out.
You know, you're going to have to stop
being so helpful all the time.
Rule three. Anyway, he's taken.
- Turned you down, did he?
- No.
So, what's the deal?
How do I, you know, talk to them?
You don't talk to them.
You don't look them directly in the eye.
- And curtsey when you meet them.
- Oh.
- Alright, needle cock?
- You old slapper.
- You OK down there?
- Yeah, yeah, just... stretching.
- Right. Is this the new helper?
- Er, something like that.
Hi, rm Kim.
Jonny. And I don't actually have
a needle cock.
- He did when he was ten.
- Hey.
I'm so excited to be back! Hi!
- Hey, Chloe.
- How are you?
- This is Milly's replacement, Kate.
- Kim.
This heartbreaker is her brother Nigel.
- Nigel. The famous Nigel.
- He really does have a tiny cock.
Hey, it's not what you got,
it's about where you put it in...
Please ignore him.
This is my dad Richard,
"Call me Dickie."
Are you following this?
- Dad, this is Kim.
- Call me Dickie.
Thank you for stepping in.
Just do whatever Georgie does.
Except that thing with her chin.
- We liked that, didn't we?
- That was a one-off.
- Speaking of one-offs...
- Hey!
Hello.
This is my wife Caroline.
Who apparently has a throat infection.
- Help us with the bags?
- Ah, yes.
- Ahem.
- Give her a chance.
I didn't say anything.
(Georgie) And lovingly topped off
with gravy, Ia me.
Back office.
Wouldn't want to steal your thunder
with the sprouts.
Oh, brilliant. Look at that!
(all exclaim)
Ibble dibble number one, with 12 ibble
dibbles calls ibble dibble number...
There. Right there.
Mmm! I want to be a profiterole.
So these guys fly in on a private jet
and their idea of fun is rubbing
a burnt cork on each ether's faces?
That's insane.
Sanity's overrated.
Tried it once, didn't get it.
Join in. We don't bite.
Well, my mum bites a bit. The rest of us
Talking crap.
- You! it's time.
- No, there's absolutely no way.
- Yes! Yes!
-I don't want to!
Georgie! Georgie! Georgie! Georgie!
OK, OK.
Hark! The Herald.
Ooh.
(makes farting sounds to tune of
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing'Q
(mimics beatbox)
- Go, go, go.
- (Chloe) Oh, Nigel.
(Dickie) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See now, this is my idea of fun.
You should join in.
(all) J' Hark! The herald angels sing
Unfortunately I'm only grade one
at... whatever that is.
Yeah!
- You eating alright?
- Five a day. How's it going?
- It's fine.
- What are the people like?
- (excited shrieking)
- They're...
Who wants more champagne?
..fine.
If it doesn't work out, I can
always nick one of their paintings.
- (beeping)
- What's that noise?
Oh, nothing, er...
No, it's next door.
There's a truck reversing,
I think.
Listen, Kimmy,
I really miss you, you know?
I know, Dad. Me too.
(Kim) Georgie? Georgie?
It's seven.
(Georgie groans)
Rule two?
- Is this caviar?
- Sure looks like it.
Well, dig in, everyone,
and enjoy your $300 omelettes.
Jesus, Kim. You have to wake me.
I don't need you making me look bad.
- No kidding.
- (shrieks)
So what am I supposed
to do all day, then?
I don't know. I'm sure
you'll find something. Look around.
Oh, sh*t.
Wait! Stop!
- Georgie, this cake is supreme.
- Thank you, Jonny.
(Nigel) Hm-hmm! Sure is.
- This place is so magical.
- It is when you're here.
Enjoy it. You won't ski this much
when you're starting a family.
- Do I get a say in any of this?
- No, snoogles, you don't.
I'm not sure I'm ready for any of this.
Do I look like a grandfather?
- Don't answer that!
- (Chloe laughs)
Thank you. Ooh.
(shrieks)
That's hot!
J' Cos I have made it through this far
in an unforgiving place
J' it feels sometimes this hill's
too steep for a girl like me to climb
I But I must knock those thoughts
right down
I I'll do it in my own time
J I don't care
I I?n halfway there
J On a road that leads me
straight to who knows where
(yells)
You crazy freak!
Watch where you're going!
I'm so sorry. Sorry.
Stay safe, Betty Boop.
Hang outside on the ripside!
- Yeah, and in English?
- Hang outside on the ripside.
Ciao!
.P I tell you what
I What I have found
I That I?n no fool
J I'm just upside down
I Ain 't got no cares
I I ain 't got no rules
J' I think I like
I You gotta slow it down
- (yells)
- J' But then you pick it up
J' Come on and try a little topsy-tun/y
back-to-front the right way round
You blow at boarding.
But you sure are styley.
I'll take it you're not
into pink all-in-ones?
(laughs)
- Mikki. Single guy from Finland.
- Kim. Not interested from England.
- You know the skateboarding?
- A bit.
Same, same, but different.
You want some help?
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