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Chalet Girl Page #5
Drink bleach? Good idea.
Two capfuls. Bucket. Hot water.
You know what they say, don't you?
Tidy kitchen, tidy mind.
I just feel like I'm losing her.
People change. Change is good.
Where's her mum, then?
Sutton Row Cemetery.
Change isn't always good.
Two capfuls?
Yo-ho, snow-ho! (laughs)
- How's your arm?
- it's alright. it's getting there.
The doctor said it'll be fine
in a few days.
Oh. Wow, she can talk to me now,
right?
Now that Captain America
isn't calling her 50 times a day.
I need my training buddy. They started
building the course for the pro.
- You wanna take a sneaky peeky?
- No, I can't.
We've got corporate guests.
Big weekend.
One hour? You've got to do this.
Betty, you on a board,
it's where you're meant to be.
You've got so much talent
it's unfair on the rest of us, so why...
Betty...
Sorry, Mikki. I can't.
Bye.
- Thank you, Kate.
- Dad, her name's Kim.
Where's that one from last year, Dickie?
Really big tits, big arse?
Henry Goodwin?
He went bust, didn't you hear?
- You prick! The chalet girl.
- What, skiing?
- Aprs-skiing.
You're too lean for my taste.
We'll have to fatten you up, love.
Yeah, a bit more cushion
for the pushin'.
- They tip well.
- They'd better.
We need Malcolm to come in first.
The others will follow.
- You worry too much.
- You don't worry enough.
- (Malcolm) Dickie, shift your arse!
- Right. Let's get going.
Georgie, you're coming with us
to dish up lunch?
Erm, actually I've come down
with something.
It's like a little tickle.
It's like... (coughs)
Oh. Well, you'd better come,
then, erm...
- Oh, Dad, for God's sake, it's Kim.
- Kim.
No, I should be...
Ow.
Fine. I'll get changed
and get my lift pass.
You don't need a lift pass.
How can you not need a lift pass?
Ah.
You ever been
in one of these things?
Yeah, we got one at home.
This one's pretty small.
- Do we pay extra for irony?
- No, the irony's free.
- It's the sarcasm you're paying for.
- (laughs)
Ironically.
Oh, wow.
- How long have you been on that thing?
Jesus. Dickie...
You can fly back on the bird
if you're not sure.
- She's fine. Trust me.
- I don't want her holding us up.
just happened to other people, right?
I warned you about sub-primes. Greed
is only good when it comes to lunch.
Speaking of which, what is this?
Special Austrian food.
Strudel, nudel and... kniidel.
I wouldn't mind a "canoodle"
with this one in fact.
Right, nearest the pin, lads.
it's 50s in and it's...
I'm going to go 32C.
It's hard to tell. The jumper
might be bulking her up.
Put me down for a 30B.
Miles off. I'm thinking 30D,
the Holy Grail of bra sizes.
Controversial. Go on, Kimmy,
put us out of our misery.
No, Kim, don't answer that.
I'm sorry. I was under the impression
that we were enjoying ourselves.
Unlike most women you know, Malcolm,
Kim keeps her clothes on for a living.
Oh.
It's alright.
You know what they say.
The bigger the chat,
the smaller the chap.
(Dickie laughs)
(Dickie) New game. Waistlines.
Malcolm?
(Malcolm) Fantastic weekend, Dickie.
Flattery will get you nowhere
but some fresh powder and a couple of
tasty chalet tarts will get you 40 mill.
- Dad, wait.
- Forgotten your hair-care products?
Actually, I was thinking about staying
a couple more days if it's OK.
Hey, do your thing.
Back for the weekend, obviously?
Yeah, of course.
I'll see you guys soon.
There's, like, 400 euros here.
Should think so too. Bloody perverts.
Jonny didn't ask us
to pay him back for...
Thanks for reminding me.
(clears throat)
- (Georgie laughs)
- Oh, and you. Yes.
OK, so that you can earn yours back,
I want to hire you.
Not like that.
- Need a hand? The meter's running.
- No.
That's three euros right there.
Well, it's your money.
Actually, it's mine now. Again.
Show me what's so great
about boarding. Let's get gnarled.
- Gnarly.
- Whatever. Sick, phat, ill.
You sound like a doctor.
- Holy sh*t, I'm a natural.
- Shut up, snoogles.
(Jonny) Move back into position.
- (Jonny) Watch this one.
- (Kim) Now concentrate.
- (Jonny) OK.
- Idiot.
I think you mean, "Concentrate, please,
valued paying customer."
- (Jonny) Oops.
- Owl
- OK, that was an accident.
- I'm not going to be your bit of fun.
- (Kim) Go on, then.
- Yes, yes, yes.
(Kim) Come on, loser.
I'll show you how it's done.
Yes!
(Kim)
So you have a pretty rough life, huh?
- (Jonny) Hideous, isn't it?
-I don't know how you stand it.
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
I've heard that having loads of money
can be a real let-down.
anything I want to?
Truth is, my dad's been saving a place
for me on the board since I was two
and my mother won't be happy
until I've married Chloe
and have nine children
with perfect teeth.
They've got it all planned out for me
and I'm, like,
"This is it? This is my life?"
No, nice try, but not quite.
Oh, angst. The rich kid's alternative
to real problems.
Sarcasm. The chalet girl's alternative
to real humour. I know I'm lucky...
"But I'm stuck in this caged existence
of vintage champagne
and luxury ski chalets
when I just want to be a pop star."
Rock star.
- Why don't you just do it, then?
- it's just not that simple.
- What?
- it's nothing.
No, what? Go on.
It's just a bit silly.
My mum always used to say,
"You've got brains in your head,
feet in your shoes."
"You can steer yourself
in any direction you choose."
Clever girl, your mum.
Yeah. We should get going.
(Jonny) Yeah.
(Georgie)
I hope you know what you're doing.
- Excuse me?
- I'm just saying.
The season ends, he goes back
to his world, you go back to yours.
What are you left with?
(scoffs) My world?
Where exactly is that? Pluto?
- No, that's not what I meant.
- Don't judge me by your standards.
You'd rather be with a rich idiot
like Nigel
instead of Mikki
who you are clearly in love with.
- I'm going for a beer.
- There's something you need to know.
I think I'm done
on the friendly advice for now, thanks.
It'd be better
if you just stay out of it, OK?
Do you want to talk about it?
A barman's cheaper than a shrink.
A beer's cheaper than a barman.
- I'm pretty cheap.
- Beer doesn't talk back either.
(Jonny) Hey. Are you OK?
- She told you where I was, then?
- I'm staying out of it.
Look, about us...
Night, Jonny.
What I really came to say was
I booked the helicopter again.
I need someone to serve me lunch.
You are so annoying.
I I feel sweet
J' Do you feel sweet?
.P It's amazing
J' I have no skin,
and I feel everything
.P It's amazing
I I've wanted this for so long
I Now the deed has been done
I We shall rise with the sun
J' Spend our time as one
I Now there is no sin in anything
.P it's life-changing
J' This feeling
J' This feeling
J' This feeling
.P It's amazing
J From now on
J From now on
J We are one
.P It's amazing
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