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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Page #4
Instead...
I found the Oompa-Loompas.
They lived in tree
houses to escape from...
the fierce creatures
who lived below.
The Oompa-Loompas
ate nothing but...
green caterpillars...
which tasted revolting.
The Oompa-Loompas
looked for things...
to mash up with
the caterpillars...
to make them taste better:
Red beetles,
the bark of the
bong-bong tree.
All of them beastly...
but not quite so beastly...
as the caterpillars.
Mmm.
(LAUGHS HAPPILY)
But the food they
longed for the most
was the cocoa bean.
(LAUGHS)
An Oompa-Loompa was
lucky if he found...
three or four cocoa
beans a year.
But, oh, how they craved them.
All they'd ever think about...
was cocoa beans.
The cocoa bean is the...
thing from which...
chocolate is made...
so I told the chief:
(EXCLAIMING)
(IMITATES FARTING)
They are such wonderful workers.
I feel I must
warn you, though,
they are rather
mischievous.
Always making jokes.
(LAUGHS)
Augustus, my child...
that is not a good
thing you do.
Hey, little boy... my chocolate must
(SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
He'll drown!
He can't swim!
Save him!
Augustus! No!
MRS. GLOOP:
Augustus!Augustus, get out!
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GASPS)
There he goes.
(SCREAMING)
Call the fire brigade!
It's a wonder how
that pipe is big enough.
CHARLIE:
It isn't big enough.He's slowing down.
He's gonna stick.
(SCREAMING)
I think he has.
(GRUNTING)
Look. The Oompa-Loompas.
Back off, you little freaks!
What are they doing?
They're going to treat
us to a little song.
It is quite a
special occasion.
Of course, they
haven't had a
fresh audience
in many a moon.
ALL:
♪ Augustus Gloop,Augustus Gloop. ♪
♪ The great big, greedy nincompoop ♪
♪ Augustus Gloop, so big and vile ♪
♪ So greedy, foul and infantile. ♪
♪ "Come on!" we cried ♪
♪ "The time is ripe." ♪
♪ "To send him shooting up the pipe!" ♪
OOMPA-LOOMPA 1:
♪ But don't,dear children, be alarmed. ♪
ALL:
♪ Augustus Gloopwill not be harmed ♪
not be harmed. ♪
OOMPA-LOOMPA 2:
♪ Although,of course, we must admit. ♪
OOMPA-LOOMPA 3:
♪ He willOOMPA-LOOMPA 4:
♪ Slowly,wheels go round and round. ♪
OOMPA-LOOMPA 5:
♪ And cogsbegin to grind and pound. ♪
ALL:
♪ We'll boil himfor a minute more. ♪
♪ Until we're absolutely sure. ♪
♪ Then out he comes,
by God, by grace. ♪
♪ A miracle has taken place. ♪
♪ This greedy brute,
this louse's ear. ♪
♪ Is loved by people everywhere. ♪
♪ For who could hate
or bear a grudge. ♪
♪ Against a luscious
bit of fudge? ♪
(YELLING)
Bravo! Well done!
Aren't they delightful?
Aren't they charming?
I don't say, that all seemed
rather rehearsed.
Like they knew it
was gonna happen.
Oh, poppycock.
Where is my son?
Where does that pipe go to?
That pipe...
it just so happens to lead...
directly to the room...
where I make delicious...
strawberry-flavored,
chocolate-coated fudge.
He will be made into...
strawberry-flavored,
chocolate-coated fudge.
They'll be selling him by...
the pound all
over the world?
No. I wouldn't allow it.
The taste would
be terrible.
Can you imagine
Augustus-flavored,
chocolate-coated Gloop?
Ew.
No one would buy it.
(EXCLAIMS)
I want you to take Mrs.
Gloop...
up to the Fudge Room.
Okay?
Help her find her son.
Take a long stick and...
start poking around...
in the big chocolate-mixing
barrel.
Okay?
Mr. Wonka?
Huh?
Why would Augustus'
name already...
be in the Oompa-Loompa
song, unless...?
Improvisation is
a parlor trick.
Anyone can do it.
You, little girl. Say something.
WONKA:
Anything.Chewing gum.
(RECITES) Chewing
gum is really gross
Chewing gum, I
hate the most.
See? Exactly the same.
No, it isn't.
Uh, you really
shouldn't mumble.
Because I can't understand
a word you're saying.
Now, on with the tour.
Are the Oompa-Loompas
really joking, Grandpa?
Of course they're joking.
That boy will be fine.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
What's so funny?
I think it's from all those...
doggone cocoa beans.
Hey, by the way,
did you guys know...
that chocolate
contains a property...
that triggers the
release of endorphins?
Gives one the feeling
of being in love.
You don't say.
All aboard.
(LAUGHS)
Onward!
WONKA:
Here.Try some of this.
It'll do you good.
You look starved to death.
It's great!
That's because it's
mixed by waterfall.
The waterfall is
most important.
Mixes the chocolate,
churns it up,
makes it light and frothy.
By the way, no other
factory in the world...
You already said that.
You're all quite
short, aren't you?
Well, yeah.
We're children.
Well, that's no excuse.
I was never as
short as you.
You were once.
Was not. Know why?
Because I distinctly
remember...
putting a hat on
top of my head.
Look at your short,
little arms.
(CHUCKLES)
Do you even remember
what it was like being a kid?
Oh, boy, do I.
Do I?
NARRATOR:
In fact,Willy Wonka...
hadn't thought about...
his childhood for years.
KIDS:
Trick or treat!Trick or treat!
ALL:
Trick or treat!(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
Who do we have here?
Ruthie, Veronica,
Terrance.
And who's that under the sheet?
Little Willy Wonka.
(LAUGHING SOFTLY)
NARRATOR:
WillyWonka was the son
of the city's most
famous dentist...
Wilbur Wonka.
Now...
let's see what
the damage is...
this year, shall we?
Caramels.
They'd get stuck in your braces,
wouldn't they?
Lollipops.
Ought to be called
"cavities on a stick."
Then we have all this...
All this...
chocolate.
You know, just last week,
I was reading in a very
important medical journal...
that some children...
are allergic to...
chocolate.
Makes their noses...
itch.
Maybe I'm not allergic.
I could try a piece.
Really?
But why take a chance?
CHARLIE:
Mr. Wonka?Mr. Wonka!
We're headed for a tunnel.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, full speed ahead.
How can they see
where they're going?
They can't.
WONKA:
There's no knowingwhere they're going.
Switch on the lights!
People, keep an eye out.
We're passing some
What do you use
hair cream for?
To lock in moisture.
(MOOING)
Whipped cream.
Precisely. (LAUGHS)
That doesn't make sense.
For your information,
little girl...
whipped cream isn't
whipped cream at all...
unless it's been
whipped with whips.
Everybody knows that.
Stop the boat.
I wanna show you
guys something.
Now, this is the most
important room...
in the entire factory.
Now, everyone,
enjoy yourselves,
but just don't
touch anything.
Okay? Go on.
Go on, scoot.
Hey, Mr. Wonka,
what's this?
Oh!
Let me show you.
Thank you.
These are Everlasting
Gobstoppers.
They're for children
who are given
You can suck on
it all year,
and it'll never
get any smaller.
(LAUGHS)
Isn't that neat?
It's like gum.
No.
Gum is for chewing.
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