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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Page #5
of these Gobstoppers...
you'd break all
But they sure do
taste terrific.
And this is Hair Toffee.
You suck down one of
these little boogers...
and in exactly half an hour...
a brand-new crop
of hair will grow out...
over the top of
your little noggin.
And a mustache. And a beard.
Who wants a beard?
Well...
beatniks, for one.
Folk singers and
motorbike riders.
You know, all
those hip, jazzy,
super-cool, neat,
keen and groovy cats.
It's in the
fridge, daddy-o.
Are you hep to the jive?
Can you dig what
I'm laying down?
I knew you could.
Slide me some skin, soul brother.
Unfortunately, the
mixture isn't right yet.
Because an Oompa-Loompa...
tried some yesterday,
and, well, he...
How are you today?
You look great.
Watch this.
(ALARM BLARING)
You mean that's it?
Do you even know
what "it" is?
It's gum.
Yeah.
It's a stick of the
most amazing and
sensational gum in
the whole universe.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Know why? Know why?
Because this gum is a full
three-course dinner all by itself.
(LAUGHS)
"It will be the end
of all kitchens
and all cooking."
"Just a little strip
of Wonka's magic
chewing gum and that
is all you will..."
"ever need at breakfast,
lunch and dinner."
"This piece of gum
happens to be...
tomato soup, roast beef...
and blueberry pie."
It sounds great.
It sounds weird.
It sounds like
my kind of gum.
I'd rather you didn't.
There are still some
things that are...
I'm the world-record
holder in chewing gum.
I'm not afraid of anything.
How is it, honey?
It's amazing!
Tomato soup. I can feel it...
running down my throat.
Yeah. Spit it out.
Young lady, I think
you'd better...
It's changing.
Roast beef, with baked potato.
VIOLET:
Crispy skin and butter.Keep chewing kiddo.
My little girl's gonna
be the first person in the world
to have a chewing-gum meal.
Yeah. I'm just a little concerned
about the...
Blueberry pie and ice cream!
That part.
What's happening to her nose?
It's turning blue.
Your whole nose
has gone purple.
(STAMMERS)
What do you mean?
Violet, you're turning violet!
What's happening?!
Well, I told you I hadn't
quite got it right.
Because it goes a little funny
when it gets to the dessert.
If the blueberry
pie that does it.
I'm terribly sorry.
(GRUNTS)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
VIOLET:
Mother?What's happening to me?
(GURLING)
(GASPS QUIETLY)
(VIOLET GROANING HEAVILY)
She's swelling up.
Like a blueberry.
(GURLING CONTINUES)
(VIOLET WHIMPERING)
I've tried it on, like,
20 Oompa-Loompas,
and each one ended
up as a blueberry.
It's just weird.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
But I can't have a
blueberry as a daughter!
How is she supposed
to compete?
You could put her
in a county fair.
(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)
(ALARM BLARES NOTE)
(TICKING IN RHYTHM)
ALL:
♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Listen close, and listen hard. ♪
♪ To the tale of ♪ ♪
Violet Beauregarde. ♪
♪ This gentle girl ♪ ♪
She sees no wrong. ♪
♪ In chewing, chewing, ♪
♪ chewing, chewing. ♪
♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
(VIOLET YELLING)
♪ She goes on chewing
♪ ♪ till, at last. ♪
♪ Her chewing muscles
♪ ♪ grow so vast. ♪
♪ And from her face ♪
♪ Her giant chin. ♪
OOMPA-LOOMPA 1:
♪ Sticksout just like a violin. ♪
ALL:
♪ Chewing, chewingall day long. ♪
♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪
(VIOLET GROANING)
♪ For years and years
she chews away. ♪
♪ Her jaws get stronger every day.
♪ (VIOLET SCREAMING)
♪ And with one great,
tremendous chew. ♪
OOMPA-LOOMPA 2:
♪ They bite thepoor girl's tongue in two. ♪
OOMPA-LOOMPA 3:
♪ And thatis why we try so hard. ♪
OOMPA-LOOMPA 4:
♪ To saveMiss Violet Beauregarde. ♪
ALL:
♪ Chewing, chewingall day long. ♪
♪ Chewing, chewing all day long. ♪
♪ Chewing, chewing,
chewing, chewing. ♪
♪ Chewing, chewing all day long.
♪ (VIOLET YELLS)
VIOLET:
Mr. Wonka!I want you to roll...
Miss Beauregarde
into the boat...
and take her along
to the Juicing Room...
at once, okay?
Juicing Room?
What are they gonna
do to her there?
Like a little pimple.
juice out of her immediately.
(SOBS QUIETLY)
VIOLET:
Mother, help me!Please!
(MRS. BEAUREGARDE GRUNTING)
Come on.
Let's boogie.
WONKA:
Without the boat,we'll have to move double-time
to keep on schedule.
And there's too
much to see.
Mr. Wonka?
Yeah?
Why did you decide
to let people in?
So they could see the
factory, of course.
But why now? And
why only five?
What's the special prize,
and who gets it?
The best kind of
prize is a surprise.
(LAUGHS HAPPILY)
Will Violet always be a blueberry?
No. Maybe.
I don't know.
That's what you get from
chewing gum all day.
It's just disgusting.
If you hate gum so much,
why do you make it?
Once again, you
shouldn't mumble.
It's starting
to bum me out.
Can you remember the first
candy you ever ate?
No.
NARRATOR:
In fact, WillyWonka did remember...
the first candy
he ever ate.
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
I see.
These flashbacks happen often?
Increasingly...
today.
(CHUCKLES)
MR. SALT:
Ah, this is aroom I know all about.
For you see, Mr. Wonka,
I, myself, am in
the nut business.
Are you using the...
Havermax 4000 to
do your sorting?
No. (LAUGHING)
You're really weird.
(DOOR OPENS)
(SQUIRRELS CHITTERING RAPIDLY)
Squirrels!
Yeah. Squirrels.
These squirrels are
specially trained..
To get the nuts
out of shells.
Why use squirrels?
Why not use
Oompa-Loompas?
Because only squirrels
can get the...
whole walnut out almost
every single time.
WONKA:
See how they tap themwith their knuckles...
to make sure it's not bad?
Oh, look. Look.
I think that one's
got a bad nut.
Daddy, I want a squirrel.
Get me one of
those squirrels.
I want one.
Veruca, dear, you have...
many marvelous pets.
All I've got at
home is one pony...
and two dogs and four
cats and six rabbits...
and two parakeets
and three canaries...
and a green parrot
and a turtle...
and a silly old hamster.
I want a squirrel!
All right, pet.
Daddy will get
you a squirrel...
as soon as he possibly can.
But I don't want
any old squirrel,
I want a trained squirrel.
Very well.
Mr. Wonka!
How much do you want for
one of these squirrels?
Name your price.
Oh, they're not for sale.
She can't have one.
Daddy!
(AS MR. SALT)
I'm sorry, darling.
Mr. Wonka's being
unreasonable.
If you won't get
me a squirrel,
I'll get one myself.
Veruca.
Little girl?
Veruca, come back
here at once.
MR. SALT:
Veruca.WONKA:
Little girl?Don't touch that
squirrel's nuts.
WONKA:
It'll make him crazy.I'll have you!
(SQUEAKING RAPIDLY)
(VERUCA GASPING)
MR. SALT:
Veruca!MR. SALT:
Veruca!(VERUCA SCREAMING)
(VERUCA GROANS)
Veruca!
(GRUNTING)
Let's find the key.
Nope. Not that one.
Daddy!
MR. SALT:
Veruca!No. It's not that one.
(GASPING SCAREDLY)
There it is.
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